Velociraptor Boner Song

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who is worried because her partner doesn't get "fully aroused" while performing on her and while sharing his thoughts, Chuck makes a sound similar to a dinosaur.

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00:00all right this woman uh reached out to us as well she said i need your unbiased opinions

00:10no one else i could talk to about this my guy doesn't get aroused while going downtown

00:20on me yeah i'm the same way

00:24is that normal i don't know something seems off like he's not getting aroused while he's doing it

00:33yes i don't i believe she says he should be way more excited than he is i need your honest input

00:40on this because it's bugging me yeah i didn't it doesn't do it that i almost take things so

00:48seriously down there i think that's it for some guys i think i take it so seriously down there

00:53i'm like hey we can get don't worry you know we'll get to that give him a couple kisses

00:59he'll he'll he'll get back in the game but i it's like so serious down there for some of us guys

01:06that it's like it's funny that she even knows yeah that's crazy yeah like usually just into it

01:13right you're not checking what's going on what are you doing you got it all right what are you

01:19doing i don't know let's yeah just didn't just relax enjoy it i don't know it turns me on when i do it

01:25but yeah i mean i could see if you're really concentrating or whatever yeah that depends on

01:31the moment i don't i don't know if there's a there's a hard guarantee you shouldn't worry too much

01:36about it i don't if he's aroused in every other one of your sexual moments there's no there should

01:44be no worry yeah yeah he's not he's not like uh alone in that i mean i guess there's a chance

01:50he doesn't really like doing that that doesn't mean he's not into you yeah but he's doing it to

01:55please you so you should take that as a win right obviously he cares about you and loves you so much

01:59that even though he doesn't like it he's yeah see but it's funny because to me that's the number one

02:05most amazing thing you can do right but at the same time like it's not i don't you know i'm not

02:13like during the whole thing it's like i'd wrap it's like i'm concentrating on getting to you

02:19like a velociraptor i know it did that's what happens when it finally works it finally works

02:25oh no chuck's aroused uh yeah

02:27he's on the prowl he's on the prowl and i got a man's on

02:47these are the sounds of james and chuck sex

02:52yeah this is how we roleplay yeah i hope he's gonna find me hiding behind the counter

02:57why did you tell me oh whoops he found me i gotta find a new spot

03:03a lot of velociraptor plate yeah

03:07then when once it gets me i'm like clever girl

03:12oh listen oh

03:17oh he's really horny i think chuck's got a boner oh god

03:20quick let me go down and relax

03:25chuck's able to open a door oh yeah not really a very small door

03:31doggy door yeah

03:34tiny little door well nothing i'd ever thought of before until today

03:40uh no so many guys are saying that doesn't happen to them when they're doing that

03:45it's like so many guys completely normal i love it but i don't get aroused doing it

03:50uh i gotta concentrate so that doesn't normally happen for me

03:54love doing that but never get hard

03:57not all don't always get aroused my focus is on her

04:02so yeah i mean a couple of things either that just doesn't happen for him when he's down there

04:09or it may not be his favorite thing but he's doing it for you because he loves you so either way

04:14as long as everything else is going well i think you're worrying about something you don't need to worry about

04:19yeah worry more about chuck's jurassic sex

04:24worry about that

04:27he just broke down the pantry door

04:44that's when the t-rex comes out

04:46yep you'll never hear a velociraptor the same way again

04:53unfortunately better dinosaur boners through science

04:56yeah yes indeed

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