Dave had an encounter with a woman at the airport and said he knew there was something wrong with her when she had a paper boarding pass. Then, Andy shares he always uses a paper boarding pass and never knew he was being judged for it by people.
Category
đŸ˜¹
FunTranscript
00:00so you knew it was bound to happen what what's that had my first uh crazy person on a flight
00:13yanked off oh yeah i did you really i knew that oh my god there's a huge increase in this i was
00:20worried it was gonna happen when i flew right dude that's not i know i didn't really think
00:25like any of us would really ever encounter it well dave flies the most i know like if it was
00:30gonna be anyone it would have been him but no way so here's the here's the funniest part so
00:35as we're waiting to board i had pegged the wrong crazy person oh because i was like that person
00:43there's gonna be the problem because she literally was off her rocker she came up to me oh boy amber
00:50standing on her phone not even paying attention this woman goes wow you're so tall huh
00:54oh boy and i'm like yeah she's like what are you five eight she said yeah she said that i'm like
01:03she doesn't know numbers no eyes and no height i'm like i'm a little bit taller than that she's like
01:08what is your height actually oh no six foot four she's like and she's looking around like i'm like
01:16some sort of abnormal creature oh yeah for like looking at everyone else to go like how do we
01:21let this guy out of this plane starts texting her friends i met a real life giant
01:25and i'm trying to get amber's attention like hello and she's not paying attention oh yeah all right
01:31she's leaving you hanging yeah she is she's like wow yeah i like tall people i do i like tall so
01:39she was like oh well she was like rain girl like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you threw some matchsticks
01:45on the ground she was like a lot of numbers yes yeah okay but she wasn't as great with numbers yeah
01:51no no she was not like she but that mentally i wanted to give you a picture of she wasn't all with
01:57us right you threw 500 matchsticks on the ground and she was like 12 12 12 12 matchsticks 12
02:03different different no rain man but different but she had her little boarding pass and i'm like
02:08oh this one's gonna be the wild card she had a paper boarding pass right and i didn't see anyone
02:15with her i'm like oh does that identify i have paper yeah that identifies crazy does that make
02:21that's how you know mine is extra crazy looking too because it's all crumpled it's always wrinkled
02:27yeah it's all crumpled like some people judge me on that yes 100 i had no idea i've been walking
02:31around like hey look at me i'm flying with everyone actually i'm normal like everyone else
02:37you probably where is it i know every time i go through security sometimes i have to go back
02:42and grab it because i like put it in the bin yeah yeah i had no idea i'm looking like i'm like an
02:50idiot running around with my paper boarding pass people are like oh that poor thing no i didn't
02:56poor thing it's generally just like seniors or crazy people yeah yeah i don't use the fancy phone
03:05type well now maybe you will yeah maybe yeah it was easy because it's always hanging out of my shirt
03:11pocket too yeah some people are like that guy sure sign i'm like oh boy he might be the one he's
03:18gonna be the one on this flight you can tell oh that's funny yeah i didn't even know i was being judged
03:23on that so i had to like shoo rain lady away from me oh sure right because i was like i'm not having
03:30any more of this yeah i just gotta get on the day he's gotta move on and i'm like all right uh i've
03:36gotta go and i just stood there she's like oh man turned away and i'm like amber for god's sakes
03:46crazy woman was talking to me
03:48you know typing an email not even paying attention to the woman who thought i was 5'8 so you couldn't
03:57tell anything of that was gonna happen though from the actual person that went a little bit
04:01i never even noticed her before the flight and she wasn't an issue until she sat down and yeah
04:07and then i never saw like rain girl again but she was like she's it's horrible i feel bad for her
04:13but she was talking to herself as she was making her way through right but that's why you knew yeah
04:18yeah you knew something was going on right so that was i was like god i hope she doesn't lose it in the
04:24yeah she had it all together luckily yeah yeah she was fine she sits down next to me that's what
04:31i'm gonna do next time i fly with my boarding pass i'm gonna walk up to people and start
04:34these bizarre conversations with my boarding pass hanging out that's what i'm gonna i'm like what
04:39are those your shoes where'd you get those i like medium height people
04:44just sit right next to them if there's like lots of open space
04:49drop drop the paper boarding pass on the ground as you can see it's crumpled
04:57no people are realizing that yeah they judge people with
05:03yeah in both sides i can't believe i'm judged because i get the paper boarding pass and other
05:07people like oh i totally judge people yeah i mean i don't know i don't know if i ever
05:12judged them but i know the future now is just it's on my phone like so it's just i never check in
05:18yeah that's just the future yeah so it looks like an old treasure map by the time i'm done with it
05:23is this handy boarding pass or the map to one-eyed willy's treasure
05:33both
05:34yeah