Stuck on the Waffle House Floor

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who robbed a Waffle House in Florida by using finger guns and making everyone get down on the floor.

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00:00A Waffle House in Madison, Florida had a pretty interesting night the other night.

00:10A man walked in, screamed, I am high and drunk!

00:14Then he pulled out his finger guns.

00:18Oh God.

00:19Stick him up!

00:20Get on the ground!

00:22Okay, here's a question to you.

00:23A guy walks into a Waffle House, screams that he's high and drunk, pulls out finger guns,

00:28and says, get on the ground.

00:28I'm not getting on the ground.

00:29Do you get on the ground?

00:30I'm not.

00:31No, I'm not getting on the ground.

00:32Everyone got on the ground.

00:33You get on the ground at a Waffle House.

00:35No way.

00:36Everyone got on the ground.

00:37That's more dangerous than the guy with the finger guns.

00:41The Waffle House floor?

00:42Yes.

00:42Yeah.

00:43Potentially you could get, you know.

00:45E. coli, whatever else.

00:47I think people enter all the time though and say, I'm drunk and high.

00:50Exactly.

00:50Sure.

00:51The finger guns are the only difference.

00:53He screamed, get on the ground, y'all are getting robbed.

00:57They all got on the ground.

00:58He stole a handful of Waffle House napkins and made a run for it.

01:03Jackpot.

01:04And they're still on the ground, these people?

01:06Yeah.

01:07Yep.

01:07I don't even know if you can charge this guy with anything.

01:11He just tricked a bunch of people.

01:12I think, honestly, I think you're allowed to take napkins.

01:15He didn't do anything.

01:16You can walk in.

01:17You can take napkins.

01:19Those people thought he was a wizard.

01:20People were just dumb.

01:21Imagine, like, they found this guy and they were like, no, I just threw up.

01:24I was drunk.

01:25I threw up my finger guns.

01:26I'm like, this is a robbery.

01:27And, like, everyone laid down like morons.

01:30I took some napkins.

01:31I needed a laugh.

01:32And what did they do?

01:32They called the police.

01:34Help!

01:34Help us!

01:36Help!

01:36There's a maniac in here that's got some sort of mutant powers or something.

01:40He's got no guns.

01:42Well, and the other thing is, it's like only, probably only two people saw the finger guns.

01:47But then everyone just heard him and just laid down.

01:50So then, if you see people laying down, I'd love to hear the 911 call.

01:54Just because I would assume the 911 operator.

01:57I believe he just took napkins.

02:00But the guy wasn't even armed, but he came in pointing the fingers and things kind of crazy.

02:04Everybody believed that he had some kind of super ability.

02:09He just really never knew what he was going to do next.

02:11You know, we were pretty terrified at the time.

02:13We threw money at him, but he just took the napkins.

02:16It was weird.

02:16He didn't want money at all.

02:18Can you guys get off the ground?

02:19Not yet.

02:20It's pretty tough.

02:21I'm going to need some help to get up.

02:22I actually need help.

02:23I'm going to need some help.

02:24That's the problem.

02:24That's why they're still on there.

02:25We're too big to get up.

02:26Yeah.

02:27They've called in a crane.

02:29Someone said they're still there because they're stuck with the syrup.

02:33My shirt is really, really stuck to the ground right now.

02:37My cheek is stuck in some old syrup.

02:40It's got him by the beard.

02:42You know, a winch or something.

02:43We're as good as daddy.

02:48This is two days after that incident.

02:51Two days.

02:52We were so stuck in.

02:54You were just able to reach your phone?

02:56I can't imagine how cold my omelet is.

02:59I've been eating mine on the ground for two days.

03:02He was a smart one.

03:03He brought his food down with him.

03:05You're just licking the syrup.

03:06I portioned it.

03:07I portioned it.

03:09I've been living because people are still eating around me and food is dropping.

03:13If something drops close enough, I grab it with my tongue.

03:16Listen, when I was down here for four hours, I already killed a person.

03:19I killed a person.

03:21These two big guys have been on the floor forever.

03:23You have to help us up.

03:26You have to help us up.

03:27His mugshot, if you want to see this guy up at DaveAndChannelFreak.com, you can check

03:31it out there.

03:32He's got a SpongeBob.

03:33Yeah, was he wearing that when he robbed him?

03:35Yes.

03:35He's not even really robbed the place.

03:37Yeah.

03:38He was charged, though, you guys.

03:40He's facing charges of unarmed robbery and assault.

03:44I don't know why assault.

03:45He doesn't say he hit anyone.

03:46If the story goes the way that it was originally described, I don't understand.

03:52He took napkins with maybe just saying.

03:55Maybe just saying that is a form of.

03:58Inducing a panic.

03:59Yeah.

03:59Assault.

04:00Weird.

04:01Those fat people hit the deck pretty much.

04:03They did.

04:04They all laid down.

04:05Move!

04:06Where was this at?

04:08Take anything you want but the bacon.

04:10This was in Madison, Florida.

04:12This guy, Edward Rodriguez, 28 years old, is the guy who's been arrested against a mugshot.

04:18I'm just surprised.

04:18I guess I'm just surprised in Florida everybody just laid down.

04:22Like, it seems like a place that, like, they're not going to do what you want.

04:28Armed or something.

04:28And they'd be armed.

04:30Who knows?

04:31Was it laying on the Waffle House floor?

04:33It's like being stuck on a fly trap.

04:35Yeah.

04:35Damn.

04:37Me.

04:38Gate.

04:38Everything they've ever watched before you.

04:40Hit me.

04:41The guy does not look threatening with his SpongeBob shirt.

04:43No.

04:45And his finger guns.

04:45And his finger guns and took napkins.

04:48But he scared the hell out of everyone in the Waffle House and got away with some napkins.

04:52Now facing a bunch of charges.

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