Lisa wore a vanilla scented perfume that ended up making things steamy in the studio and had Dave channeling his inner Kenny Rogers to serenade her.
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00:00hi there and good morning it's 614 here on a thursday morning i'm up and wide awake
00:13you are wide awake this morning i am thanks to lisa's oh boy sexy spray oh yeah lisa's got some
00:20kind of jizz on and he's confused okay so here's the thing dave has something for certain smells
00:35like coconut coconut coconut is one yeah coconut's one yes the second one probably vanilla right okay
00:41so lisa a long long time ago wore some coconut thing in and dave wouldn't stop with his boner
00:48talk and uh stuff like that so lisa said no he wouldn't and this is years ago so lisa had said
00:56well i'll never ever ever wear any coconut stuff ever again yeah and so today i can't smell anything
01:05i got a bunch of jizz in my nose yeah and um so apparently lisa put on some vanilla stuff today
01:13okay and so dave walked in the room and i think instantly i think 10 seconds in he's like why
01:19does it smell so good in here i go damn it dave yeah it's like now i can't wear vanilla so coconut
01:27and vanilla are afrodaviacs yes they are i don't i didn't smell vanilla very dave's got like a bloodhound
01:34nose exactly yeah and i have a great i have a great sense of smell yeah i think his dick can smell
01:40it's like a bloodhound dick yeah that was just yeah so so at least you turned dave on this morning
01:50did you at least yeah you did he just likes that smell and then i always want to just give every
01:54scent to amber you know like if i wear something here just to give it to amber yeah um got lunch
02:01plans later
02:01dave you're making me uncomfortable please stop can i buy you a burger gold star law
02:08yeah i mean anything it's weird yeah it is weird hopefully it wears off i never can differentiate
02:19like you always leave like a trail of like pleasant scent whenever i walk behind her but i never like
02:23know what exactly i wasn't like is that a kai berry
02:26well the vanilla is really really stands out yeah that's the whole thing like because lisa can have
02:33her whatever her normal stuff on yeah and dave doesn't say anything but the vanilla dave was like
02:40what is it i'm telling you i am i'm gonna go buy some sweet vanilla lotion and come in here
02:47don't cross the wires he's gonna be like oh my god smells delicious and i'm gonna put coconut all
02:53over my nuts okay all right he's gonna can't wait get all handsy
02:57what are you doing for lunch later i guess i can't buy this
03:02oh stop i'm not gonna dry hump you or anything it just smells nice
03:07dave just wants a chick to be covered in hawaiian tropics
03:10you know what yes i will lick it off you
03:12yeah oh my god lisa i would go wash
03:17i know this isn't gonna be me in the bathroom
03:20oh my god why did i put this on
03:24he just tried to lick me
03:27he made me feel uncomfortable
03:29he said he wasn't gonna do anything but then he licked me and he said it wasn't even his fault
03:34unless you left the room and i was like
03:36where are you going lady
03:39oh god
03:40lisa like walks by him and dave's like face turns and he's got a beard and white hair
03:52yeah exactly
03:53suit on he starts serving
03:56he's got a 1981 suit
03:59this is just a regular morning here on the dave and chuck the free show
04:04lisa just walked by dave with that coconut smell
04:06thank you very much
04:06i have a new single that's been out maybe 10 days or so
04:10for those of you who have not been out of your attention
04:15yeah well i smell a little uh bit of coconut in here
04:21yeah there we go let's come on kenny pick it
04:23give me what i am
04:25what is happening
04:28he's serenading you
04:29andy help me
04:31i can't lisa
04:32yeah i'm not getting too close to him either
04:35i don't want to get accidentally
04:36it smells so good
04:38like a fresh vanilla morning
04:42i want to lick you
04:45oh god
04:45dave
04:47dave too far
04:49too much
04:52we're co-workers
04:53i'm telling you
04:57i'm coming in here smelling like hulk hogan
05:01dave's gonna sing me lady
05:05hairy lady
05:08oh you know how good it'll smell when it just sticks in all my hair dave
05:13i'll keep him looking at you stop it
05:15i'm so mad at myself right now
05:20he just has a white suit on
05:21i love that idea
05:23it's like you guys didn't know but dave's aware kenny
05:25the right fragrance suit
05:28i get all like it's not a full moon that transforms
05:30i can't control it
05:32i pop up
05:32with a speaking microphone and a white suit on
05:35that would be a weird show
05:37it's a weird kenny
05:38oh jeez
05:40dave became kenny again
05:41so anyway
05:47that's what's happening
05:49yeah
05:49that's what's happening
05:50this morning here on the dave and check the break show
05:53lisa's uncomfortable i've got a boner and here we are
05:56I did
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