Sexy Smells

Beasley Digital

Lisa wore a vanilla scented perfume that ended up making things steamy in the studio and had Dave channeling his inner Kenny Rogers to serenade her.

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00:00hi there and good morning it's 614 here on a thursday morning i'm up and wide awake

00:13you are wide awake this morning i am thanks to lisa's oh boy sexy spray oh yeah lisa's got some

00:20kind of jizz on and he's confused okay so here's the thing dave has something for certain smells

00:35like coconut coconut coconut is one yeah coconut's one yes the second one probably vanilla right okay

00:41so lisa a long long time ago wore some coconut thing in and dave wouldn't stop with his boner

00:48talk and uh stuff like that so lisa said no he wouldn't and this is years ago so lisa had said

00:56well i'll never ever ever wear any coconut stuff ever again yeah and so today i can't smell anything

01:05i got a bunch of jizz in my nose yeah and um so apparently lisa put on some vanilla stuff today

01:13okay and so dave walked in the room and i think instantly i think 10 seconds in he's like why

01:19does it smell so good in here i go damn it dave yeah it's like now i can't wear vanilla so coconut

01:27and vanilla are afrodaviacs yes they are i don't i didn't smell vanilla very dave's got like a bloodhound

01:34nose exactly yeah and i have a great i have a great sense of smell yeah i think his dick can smell

01:40it's like a bloodhound dick yeah that was just yeah so so at least you turned dave on this morning

01:50did you at least yeah you did he just likes that smell and then i always want to just give every

01:54scent to amber you know like if i wear something here just to give it to amber yeah um got lunch

02:01plans later

02:01dave you're making me uncomfortable please stop can i buy you a burger gold star law

02:08yeah i mean anything it's weird yeah it is weird hopefully it wears off i never can differentiate

02:19like you always leave like a trail of like pleasant scent whenever i walk behind her but i never like

02:23know what exactly i wasn't like is that a kai berry

02:26well the vanilla is really really stands out yeah that's the whole thing like because lisa can have

02:33her whatever her normal stuff on yeah and dave doesn't say anything but the vanilla dave was like

02:40what is it i'm telling you i am i'm gonna go buy some sweet vanilla lotion and come in here

02:47don't cross the wires he's gonna be like oh my god smells delicious and i'm gonna put coconut all

02:53over my nuts okay all right he's gonna can't wait get all handsy

02:57what are you doing for lunch later i guess i can't buy this

03:02oh stop i'm not gonna dry hump you or anything it just smells nice

03:07dave just wants a chick to be covered in hawaiian tropics

03:10you know what yes i will lick it off you

03:12yeah oh my god lisa i would go wash

03:17i know this isn't gonna be me in the bathroom

03:20oh my god why did i put this on

03:24he just tried to lick me

03:27he made me feel uncomfortable

03:29he said he wasn't gonna do anything but then he licked me and he said it wasn't even his fault

03:34unless you left the room and i was like

03:36where are you going lady

03:39oh god

03:40lisa like walks by him and dave's like face turns and he's got a beard and white hair

03:52yeah exactly

03:53suit on he starts serving

03:56he's got a 1981 suit

03:59this is just a regular morning here on the dave and chuck the free show

04:04lisa just walked by dave with that coconut smell

04:06thank you very much

04:06i have a new single that's been out maybe 10 days or so

04:10for those of you who have not been out of your attention

04:15yeah well i smell a little uh bit of coconut in here

04:21yeah there we go let's come on kenny pick it

04:23give me what i am

04:25what is happening

04:28he's serenading you

04:29andy help me

04:31i can't lisa

04:32yeah i'm not getting too close to him either

04:35i don't want to get accidentally

04:36it smells so good

04:38like a fresh vanilla morning

04:42i want to lick you

04:45oh god

04:45dave

04:47dave too far

04:49too much

04:52we're co-workers

04:53i'm telling you

04:57i'm coming in here smelling like hulk hogan

05:01dave's gonna sing me lady

05:05hairy lady

05:08oh you know how good it'll smell when it just sticks in all my hair dave

05:13i'll keep him looking at you stop it

05:15i'm so mad at myself right now

05:20he just has a white suit on

05:21i love that idea

05:23it's like you guys didn't know but dave's aware kenny

05:25the right fragrance suit

05:28i get all like it's not a full moon that transforms

05:30i can't control it

05:32i pop up

05:32with a speaking microphone and a white suit on

05:35that would be a weird show

05:37it's a weird kenny

05:38oh jeez

05:40dave became kenny again

05:41so anyway

05:47that's what's happening

05:49yeah

05:49that's what's happening

05:50this morning here on the dave and check the break show

05:53lisa's uncomfortable i've got a boner and here we are

05:56I did

05:58i did

06:00i did

06:01i did

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