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  • 9 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new music genre that's taking the country by storm. Elder Metal.

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00:00all right so this is one of my favorite stories so far today on last night's america's got talent
00:15the highlight was 82 year old john hetlinger 82 okay because he starts singing at one point but
00:24here's how it all played out last night on america's got talent take a listen to this
00:28but you're like an older dave taking the stage and what's your name sir john hetlinger where you
00:41from john i'm from brumfield colorado except he's cool and john if you don't mind me asking i am 82
00:47years old no you're not and here he goes
00:54let the bodies hit the floor
01:02let the bodies hit the floor
01:06let the bodies hit the floor
01:15that's awesome
01:23that's awesome
01:31nothing wrong with me
01:36nothing wrong with me
01:40that's awesome
01:45something's got it
01:47nothing's got it
01:49something's got it
01:53I think I was a supreme band-ass.
02:19Thank you, YouTube.
02:21That's amazing.
02:22It is up at DavidCheckTheFreak.com.
02:24You have to go see it for yourself, because it is amazing.
02:27DavidCheckTheFreak.com to see the video of that guy.
02:29Did anyone expect that?
02:31No.
02:31I thought he was going to sing a country song because of his voice.
02:34Yeah, just when he kicks in there.
02:36You have to see the video, too.
02:38You have to see it.
02:39It doesn't do it justice to see it.
02:40DavidCheckTheFreak.com.
02:41The judges loved it.
02:42Well, three of them did.
02:43Heidi Klum said no, but he got yeses from Simon Cowell, Howie Mandel, and Mel B.
02:47Dude, can you imagine you're at a carry-hookie bar?
02:50And he busts that out?
02:51Some old dude with his pants hiked up that high.
02:55Halfway up his chest.
02:56His shirt.
02:57He's got a Toucan Sam shirt on.
03:00Someone said when he said floor, it sounded just like your old man voice, Chuck.
03:03Let the bodies hit the floor!
03:12Something's got to give!
03:14Something's got to give!
03:16Something's got to give!
03:17No!
03:19Let the bodies hit the floor!
03:21Let the bodies hit the floor!
03:23Let the bodies hit the floor!
03:25That guy's awesome.
03:31I want to go to a retirement home and have elderly people sing metal music and make an
03:35album out of it.
03:36Elderly sing metal.
03:37I bet it would win a Grammy.
03:39Probably.
03:39Run to the red hills.
03:44Run for your life.
03:48I just want to now hear elderly people sing every big song.
03:54The toxicity.
03:55I'm a CD.
03:57I'm a CD.
03:59You bloody up to earth.
04:01Bloody up to storm her.
04:03To storm her.
04:05No.
04:07Somewhere between the ancient island.
04:09Oh, that guy is awesome.
04:11Amazing.
04:11Dude, he is.
04:12Chuck, you, this is your future, dude.
04:14You could do that.
04:15You know all these songs.
04:16I know, but I hate karaoke with everything.
04:18I know, but you could win everything.
04:20I hate it.
04:21Old man Chuck would be hilarious.
04:23Chuck's elder metal would be amazing.
04:25What else could he sing?
04:28Elder metal.
04:30Master!
04:31Master!
04:35Fielded dreams and I mean it's time.
04:38Master!
04:39Master!
04:40Promise only lies!
04:42I keep picturing him like he comes out, too.
04:47Because every time you've described yourself like future Chuck, you've got the eyebrows.
04:50I got the huge eyebrows.
04:52I definitely will have super high pants.
04:54Or shorts just like he had.
04:58I know I'll be just like my dad, so I'll have socks that I pull all the way up almost to my knees.
05:03Oh, I can't wait.
05:10Someone says they want to hear you do Pantera Respect.
05:14I can't.
05:15All your suggestions are funny.
05:19Oh, that's so funny.
05:20Well, yeah.
05:21Let me know what you'd like me to sing.
05:25Amazing.
05:26I'm just telling you.
05:27I mean, he has it down.
05:28He realizes that that is, you know, how to win.
05:33Watching the video the first time through this morning, I thought, oh my God, I think, you know, he shouldn't be screaming like that.
05:38He's 80.
05:39Yeah.
05:39Oh, no.
05:40He's going to die that way.
05:42The body's hit the hooker.
05:45You're on to something, though.
05:46I think he's so smart that he figured it out.
05:50Yes.
05:50He figured out how to, he could probably have a really illustrious run on that show.
05:56Yeah.
05:56Because he's like, who's going to vote against the old guy singing metal?
06:00Well, he's not going to sing the same song.
06:03Now he's going to have to, you know, in whatever next round or whatever, he's going to have to do something else.
06:08And it's like a reason to watch.
06:10Yeah.
06:10What song?
06:11What hardcore elder metal song will we do next?
06:14Awesome.
06:14Bang your head.
06:17Do you do?
06:21Oh, love it.
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