Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the startling thing that you never knew about someone you dated and one story involves a poker game cover-up that was busted.
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00:00the question is what's the startling thing you never knew about someone you dated
00:13i dated a girl for two years this person says before i found out that she'd like to eat other
00:18people's scabs oh god yikes another one said found out an ex-girlfriend was actually a slave
00:28with another guy he was her master he would tell her what to do with me of course i left her
00:36so she's in another slave relationship the same time she's dating you and that guy's controlling
00:43your relationship yeah like i want you to go and find a guy tell him tonight yep find a guy make
00:51him think you're his girlfriend all part of some weird sex game and this one came in i was
00:57already married and i found out that my husband played dungeons and dragons with his friends i
01:04thought he was going to poker night i guess we're gonna need to have a little talk huh
01:15poker yeah i play poker all the time you think that they're cool they're going to their poker
01:23parties yeah yeah it's like you know he's cool he's got his own man stuff he's got to do he's got
01:28to do this like cool poker stuff and that and he's like engage the dragon target
01:35not quite as manly roll roll the die all right i'm rolling these dice lord vladimir is that your
01:43wife oh no guys hit the cards out she's here man she's coming in man oh my god get some chips
01:51what'd you tell her this is poker night yes oh god you're ashamed of us yes i'm ashamed of you look
01:56at us you're a level 63 assassin man she doesn't know that you talk like that too
02:04how are you like hey baby how are you just what's up sweet tits
02:12yeah we're just wrapping up this card game here so
02:16we dropped all these little miniature figures there's other dudes with wizard hats on and stuff
02:21these guys are hoot we're playing uh weird it's kind of like uh it's the opposite of strip poker
02:28but we when you lose you got to put a wizardy thing on that's exactly right
02:32guys don't talk right now i got this
02:38these little miniature figurines and you might hear this music
02:45that's our poker music bet i don't care if she is your wife you need to get out of here
02:53calm down eugene
02:56i feel silly in this chain mail
03:00that could be the worst thing that we've heard out of all those stories
03:06the most startling reveal he said he was going to poker he was really going to play dungeons and
03:14dragons with his buddies i can't blame him really i honestly can't blame him i spent 150 on one magic
03:20card last night i'm not one to judge
03:22i love the fact that he butchered up when she came into the room right
03:29oh hello sweet tits
03:30good day baby doll
03:33he puts away his mountain dew and pulls out a beer
03:37you found me
03:39just drinking a guinness here
03:40just smoking cigars with the boys
03:45yeah he gets a cigar out his front and he starts choking on it
03:50one of the nerds is a big like giant gandalf
03:53goblet pop pipe
03:55that's weed because we're so cool
03:59yeah
03:59definitely a startling discovery
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