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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the places people would hide when robots attack and Lisa has her own plan for dealing with an invasion.

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00:00one day robots may try and take over the world just like in that documentary the terminator
00:15you've seen oh yeah it's a documentary and a new survey uh asked people when robots take over
00:22where are you going to hide well good luck i knew you guys might be into this so
00:28where let's see if yours made the list here of where people will hide if the robots take over
00:35this is all you guys i have not thought about this one bit i won't bother thinking about this one bit
00:41so over to you i have a couple ideas where we hide yeah where would you gotta go underground cbs news
00:51did this survey maybe underwater and some type of you're going underwater frozen would be good
00:57frozen like a hoth there's intricate systems of caverns and tunnels under the
01:03can't you just throw water go away robots i mean lisa's got her sprinkler system set up like she
01:08gets to get the deer away yeah are they waterproof i mean that only works on the aliens from the
01:13nai shamelan movie yeah that's true robots i have a feeling if the robot lisa's terminator movie
01:19would be great she's standing on her lawn with a hose it's so easy i'm here to look for lisa way
01:25and she's like i got my hose here
01:28one less robot robot there are all these ton of terminators from the future to kill me and it's
01:37just like uh just gotta spray them all the time snip snip their wires i don't know i mean it's like
01:44it's very lisa's terminator is very anticlimactic yeah and it's over in eight minutes
01:51it's like i was doing some garden what's that
01:55i'm here to kill you i'm like well i just bought this badass hose thing so no she's like
02:09oh yeah the most powerful one
02:16stupid robot i mean there's lots of things it's wired it's always trying to kill me
02:25light it on fire i mean can't you just use water i mean they're they're not waterproof right yeah
02:31the heart of a volcano oh you're here to kill yeah check this out these are wire cutters
02:35come here come closer robot here and just go ahead try and just choke the life right out of me
02:42all snip snip snip dumb robot
02:45it's a robot
02:49at least a way robot killer
02:51it lasts eight minutes at the end she's like it's all right lou
02:54lou's eyes change he's a robot
02:58lisa carves no fate but the one we make into a table
03:02oh yeah just because
03:05oh i just don't get it
03:10that's her monologue at the end of the movie
03:15we don't know if the robots will be stopped for sure
03:19this robot's coming after lisa she just reaches over and hits his power button off
03:26she's got a power button guys
03:29turn them off
03:31there's this huge battle scene going on and it's just like
03:34yeah okay we're clear i turned all their powers off
03:38unplug them
03:40there's that thing in my backyard that squirts animals got most of them
03:44you just see them walking and then they turn and look and then
03:50malfunction yeah she takes out like a fleet of them
03:56the only thing i know for sure is they'll never stop
03:58neither why
03:59i got stuff to do and who has time for this
04:02here come some clouds it's gonna rain
04:04invasion over
04:07silly sky net
04:10so stupid these robots
04:12molly get away from that that's a terminator
04:15move move mommy's gonna spray it with the hose
04:21place away the terminator
04:26we all know my plan
04:27i don't know what you
04:28where do you guys want to hide
04:29that was what we're talking about
04:31i would like to go to space
04:34space would be cool but it would just be like
04:37i don't know there's a lot to
04:38a lot to deal with
04:40i've heard the extended robot-y version of this
04:43well dave's adding stuff to it
04:44i'm just jazzing it up
04:45dave's adding jazzing it up
04:46this is the dave remix
04:49horrible
04:51this is lisa way terminator
04:53changing it up a bit
04:56oh there you go
04:57see there you go they're dying
04:58just spray them with a hose
04:59didn't expect these water balloons did you bitches
05:02okay kids throw the water balloons
05:06i won't lose a bit of sleep at night over this
05:14yeah i bet not
05:16go away robots
05:20go away
05:20go away
05:21snip snip dumb robot
05:24at least the way terminator
05:26yep
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