00:00a restaurant worker says he was working on his roof the other day when he saw a postal worker
00:16dump a ton of mail into a bin behind his business the story here from this tv station wink in fort
00:27meyers florida take a listen a carrier quickly pulls up dumps a bin into the trash and then takes
00:32off this person needs to be fired period at this point the post office isn't commenting on the
00:37carrier but special agents did stop by today as soon as they found out what happened special now
00:44postal agents so like this trick is just investigators yeah it's like internal affairs
00:49post office division the post office has their own police yeah the postal police yeah it's crazy
00:55yeah postal police i'm postal police ball over in the u.s justice system there is a department that
01:03is more secretive than any other one the mail postal police
01:08i wonder what those guys are like do you think they take their job real seriously
01:18we got a real lazy bitch in our hands here we sure do don't we this person doesn't love the
01:24mail as much as we do sick 200 years or whatever we've been doing more than that even andy
01:31more than that sir are you guys armed are you no no no of course not i have a box cutter but
01:38yeah that's just oh it's not it's dull it's just open it is i brought it from home they don't yeah
01:43they told me i wasn't supposed to leave they have pepper spray in case a dog attacks of course we do
01:48have dog pepper spray yeah which is legit on our postal special victims that's not gonna make it i
01:57think on tv yeah no that's a that's a lame show it really is really lame we got more missing flyers
02:03i'm like the loose cannon yeah yeah loose cannon i'm trying to keep him under control on the postal
02:09special victims unit you know i gotta teach you a thing or two we interrogate a guy and i'm like
02:14sitting back i'm like whoo you hit smack oh let me at him agent chuck let me at him you're a
02:20sweetheart compared to what i'm gonna do this fella oh so you play like good postal cop bad postal cop
02:25listen here you don't want him to go nuts on you do you you put a cherry bomb in a mailbox easy easy
02:31easy officer andy settle down so there's like a room in the back of the post office that you guys
02:38interrogate yeah listen you little bastard i don't want him to answer to me i want him to answer to
02:43this put my box cutter down oh god you know he killed someone last week with that box cutter
02:48little 16 year old punk guess what i'm still working oh boy get out of the room for a second
02:55all right i gotta cool off benson has a comment here on the riff lines good morning benson
03:01disco mail police oh yeah i gotcha there is actually a special mail investigation show
03:10it's got some little special kid in a wheelchair that's got magical mail powers or something
03:16hold on there's a special kid in a wheelchair with magical mail powers
03:22are you were you just high but they say he's got the special investigative power that's blue that
03:29blew away your show guys sorry how do you pitch against that psvu's ass the special kid with
03:36magical mail power well what if uh what if special james was there and he no and we would say uh
03:44james special james tell me what what is what are you getting off this piece of mail special james
03:51postable investigator james says this is not a good package okay we've got a we've got a hot
03:57highly suspect okay i believe you said highly suspect go gay special james special james is
04:04a mommy case he's basically nostradamus he's on the case yep there's um usps let's see what is the
04:11inspectors postal theme tv drama debut this fall postal theme tv drama it's a drama come on it's a real
04:19thing you guys we were joking around oh my god
04:22story that allows us to have a vessel it's just to teach the american public about crimes that we deal
04:41with at the uspis as well as explaining to the american public what an inspector does day in and
04:47day out you're under arrest for mail and wire fraud put your hands behind your back
04:56you're under arrest for mail fraud hands behind your back bitch what you guys are cops knew it
05:03you know his lines are gonna be we're not the cops we're the postal yeah investigators we're the
05:10usps inspector special delivery of justice it's too late we're once again another idea just too late
05:18drop the stamps butthole you're under arrest for mail fraud you're going to jail buddy shipped overnight
05:27oh damn i got a certified letter for your arrest
05:37i bet there's a ton of postal puns oh postal puns gotta be filled with this to be i'm blown away
05:45there's a show about mail inspectors oh i gotta like regroup after that yeah nuts we will
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