James Poops His Pants

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James shares a story about the time he crapped his pants in a grandma costume while trick or treating...twice.

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00:00what is the worst thing that's happened to you in a costume we were trying to think of

00:15you know what to talk about here james revealed that he had something pretty bad happen to him

00:20this is something that james never ever ever ever ever wanted to reveal yeah i don't think

00:26i've ever told a single soul wow really yeah wow at the time it was devastating to me your life is a

00:32pretty open book like you're not really afraid to talk about a lot of stuff but this is something

00:37you've never told anyone until now and we don't even know the whole story we just heard a little

00:41teaser and the crazy thing was is when he began to tell the story i then revealed something about

00:48myself that i had never ever ever ever ever told anyone either to try and make them feel better

00:53yeah so this could be a really crazy weird therapy session here all right well so you were in a

00:59costume yes i was in a costume so it was it was halloween um when i was in school i wasn't the

01:04most popular person with my like classmates like my within my grade but i was cool with like the kids

01:11in my neighborhood who were a couple years younger than me okay so i'd always go out trick-or-treating

01:14with those guys well one year like my good buddy he got like chicken pox like right before halloween

01:21so i had like nobody to trick-or-treat with unless i took my sister around right well instead i went

01:27with some of my acquaintances with from my grade um to go trick-or-treating but they didn't trick-or-treat

01:32in my neighborhood they trick-or-treated in a neighborhood about a mile away okay walk there

01:37okay so i'm dressed up as a grandma i have a wig on i have the glasses i have a nightie on i got my

01:44pillowcase yeah and i'm hanging with all these other kids who are like just hoodies and masks so i'm like

01:49the only one that's in like a legit costume everybody else is just wearing masks like

01:54normal teenage kids do right so i start walking i hit a few houses on the way back next thing i know

01:59my stomach just uh-oh oh no no oh my god i'm in the middle of a subdivision i'm dressed as a grandma

02:08i'm about a mile away from home yeah so i'm like i got this you can make it you can make you're like

02:15i can make it i can do it so i'd have to stop like every couple blocks and just clench my cheeks

02:19and just until like the urge to defecate went away right well that urge never went away

02:27and eventually i pooped my pants like full-blown poop my pants i still had at least three quarters

02:36of a mile to go so i was like at this point i have to abandon hitting more any more houses

02:41i need to get home that goes on sand so i'm like and the worst part is too i'm like just standing

02:47like in the sidewalk like if somebody were to see me like i'm standing there like trying to have to

02:52poop my pants but i poop my pants i'm dressed as a grandma so i got this big gray wig with the

02:57bun on so there's this teenage boy dressed as an old lady yeah himself right in the middle of the

03:04side look i'm not moving or anything because i'm just like trying to get it under control

03:07and i'm like well were you desperately trying to stop it as it was happening yeah like i'm gonna

03:12keep clenching come on stop but it was like it was just coming out yeah was it uh was it just

03:20like liquid or it was very solid oh no very solid it was very it was like brown mashed potatoes

03:28but there's no more oh okay so now that i've done round one of the poopoo platter in my pants

03:38i continue walking the three-quarter of a mile track home with the with poop in my show

03:43oh my god oh my lord that's bad that's when round two hits my no oh my god at that point i was like

03:53i've already pooped once what's what's another what's another juice

03:56so i just pooped my pants again

04:01so as i'm as i finish up my second round of deucing

04:07you're just standing there yeah i just stood there's like well whatever i've already pooped

04:11once i'm just gonna have to poop again you're standing dressed as a grandma pooping yourself

04:15yes with the pillowcase full of candy dude you're the most accurate grandma ever yeah yeah i believe

04:22what the character so i started i continue walking home i get home i get out of my street and what do

04:29i see my favorite aunt is here to see everybody in their costumes for halloween and i'm like and

04:36you're oh grandma mess yes i'm like oh f so i go in and she's like oh hi give her the hug and the

04:43kiss and we take the pictures and we talk about the candy poop in your pants yes and she goes

04:49smell yes this is and she goes oh who farted i don't know it wasn't me so we end up blaming the dog

04:58for it and i'm like i gotta get out of here so i was like i gotta go to the bathroom so i leave i go

05:03to the bathroom and um i have to try to find a way to hide oh my soiled pants underwear and socks

05:10so it was all destroyed yeah so um what i did was i ended up stripping it all down and then um kind of

05:18just wrapping it up in a way to where the poop wasn't going to touch anything so i had to take it

05:22hide it in my bedroom just just for a moment just for a moment lisa it was only for a moment

05:27yeah yeah i didn't want to confess to my parents yeah i went i pooped my pants oh my god

05:32so eventually i would have to like sneak out into the kitchen where we keep like leftover grocery

05:36store bags like for garbage bags and grab some of those and then i had to take the clothes stash

05:41them in there yeah when you poop your pants it's like it is the worst thing that you could ever go

05:50through because it's such a mess to clean like i wasn't like just to clean your rear end i'm like 20

05:55minutes you know it's 20 minute white job all right no we won't get into that thank you we get

05:59it you must have felt though oh it's the worst feeling of my life like it was the worst feeling

06:03ever and i feel like that that moment in my life is what gives me so much poop anxiety because i had

06:08a lot of poop anxiety going into school because at my school there wasn't any stall doors in the

06:12bathroom so if you had to deuce hey mom can you come pick me up i have to poop oh my god

06:18dad oh but then i ended up getting rid of the clothes and stuff same way the mob gets rid of

06:23a dead body yeah yeah the trash can once mom and dad went to bed yeah trash man took it later in the

06:28week yeah no one knew nobody notices that's amazing that you did it and you no one has known to this

06:33day now they do now they had the little grandma that was standing in the sidewalk you know about

06:3710 years ago it looked like they were pooping her pants that was me i was and they did twice

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