Hyperspace Lisa

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about driving habits you picked up from your parents when Andy shares what it feels like to drive next to Lisa.

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00:00so what's the worst thing you picked up from your parents when it comes to driving

00:13do you think you get your road rage chuck from your dad yeah oh yeah i get everything from my

00:18dad i get uh driving with my knee i get uh you know the speed aspect um you know the doing other

00:33things at the same time as driving multitasking your dad's a big multitasker one thing i don't

00:37do that my dad does is have the full conversation with people in the back seat like in here that my

00:42dad turns around yeah my dad just turns right around he turns around hey how you doing oh

00:48dude he turns right around like a fool so i don't do that so there's some that i've done but even

00:56myself and watching i'm blown away by some of the things that he would have done so this just made

01:01me realize i picked up one of my dad's driving traits oh it's like uh when we'd go on vacations

01:06or long drives anywhere where he's not familiar with he has like a panic attack that's just laden

01:11with rage oh yeah he can't find whatever exit he's looking for or whatever i think map like i

01:17think the you know the map stuff on the phones has helped a lot but i remember being like i have a lot

01:21of anxiety when i go long trips oh i don't yeah i don't really like a long trip but my dad would

01:27always have that trip tick thing back in the day you get like triple a to make you like a flippable

01:33yes yes bryster would be like let's see where i am right now

01:37nadia's calling us from down river nadia um they say according to this new study if you're

01:44a terrible driver it's probably because you learned from watching your parents drive like an idiot is

01:48that the case with you absolutely good morning good morning my father was a very angry hungarian man

01:56always in a hurry and yeah he wanted to be an hour and a half drive in 29 seconds so yeah it rubbed off

02:05on us so i i to compensate for this i had to take a job where i could legally drive 100 miles over the

02:14speed limit and scream at people on the way there so i became a medic oh so you're an ambulance driver

02:21yes yes oh okay i'm retired now but i could and i insisted on driving all the time so i could just

02:28everything i don't care if it was just a band-aid problem we were priority one and i would get on

02:34the bullhorn and scream at people yield to the right oh you get right on there yield to the right

02:39i've never actually heard that i've never heard anyone yell no i don't i don't care if it was a

02:44splinter it was priority one light sirens and i was screaming it i don't care if there was no one

02:48in my way i was over the bullhorn i feel like if lisa was an ambulance driver she'd be doing the

02:53same thing oh yeah oh my god yeah if she could flip those things on and just take off whatever

02:58speed lisa and i oftentimes enter the highway together and every time she does i'm like she just

03:05gets on it and i'm like wow it's like that star wars scene when they go on the hyperdrive yeah

03:10exactly you just see like the whole back of her car should be should be blue like the millennium

03:16falcon's engines like it really should be this is like yeah jesus there she goes gone why do i do

03:24that i don't know you get you get you get there though yeah yeah have you ever been in front of

03:35her and so she's like she's gonna have to pass them yeah and she just goes around

03:41i get self-conscious when lisa's behind me yeah i'm like she's gonna think i'm just such a huge

03:47puss you drive okay you do okay you're not like oh that wasn't a resounding vote of god you drive

03:53okay well i mean that's a good like you're not like crazy but you're not too slow you're just right

03:59i try to like yeah i just try to and i go a little slower than i think most people because i don't go

04:03right up to the edge of the speed limit yeah this is funny when i watch it there she goes

04:08there she goes that was me this morning i'm sure there's been times she's like appeared out

04:21of hyperspace too beside me on the highway

04:23but she doesn't know where she gets it from well i get it probably from my stepdad my stepdad drives

04:36pretty fast he's pretty aggressive and i did learn from him i guess and you're not in a like a crazy

04:41way you just do it like you like make me i'm like god i wish i had the balls of lisa well lisa's

04:46lisa has a different strategy lisa's strategy is no one can mess you up if you're not around long

04:55enough to let them yeah you know what i mean because to me it's always like i was trying to

05:02explain it to rowan after he's witnessing this car coming at us and i said you see rowan this is why

05:07you have to really pay attention when you drive because it's not going to be something that you do

05:11you know it's going to be an idiot it's going to be an idiot out here yep that uh is uh it's

05:19going to be an idiot that does something so lisa's school of thought is if you are only beside an

05:25idiot for a split second yeah they can't do anything to you the danger decreases yeah yeah i just picture

05:32like a like a wookie like doing work on her engine while she's trying to go and she's like god damn it

05:36chewie come on we gotta get this thing going we're gonna get caught in this god damn traffic jam

05:46i know chewie but we're trying our best

05:50atta boy

05:55oh god that's funny image

06:00hyperspace lisa

06:02you

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