Mucus Plug and Placenta

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about placentas after a story about a meat robbery gone wrong and that leads to Andy and Dave having a hard time looking at pictures of other gross things about child birth.

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00:00a thieves broke into a home and they stole meat from two chest freezers little did they know

00:15they also got some placentas oh you took my placentas i was saving those here's the thing

00:24so they're cooking up a ton of meat i think you know do you know a placenta i believe it looks

00:31like a circle do they think it's liver i don't kidneys i don't think i don't think it looks like

00:37anything else like we i've watched it get cooked and it's just nasty that's yeah it's a gross thing

00:43why not so god i know what's out there would steal meat or something and you would know

00:48oh that's not me i mean i think you'd you'd still like be like whoa what is this you know you'd

00:55think it was like a sheep stomach or something because that's all it is it's just a sack right

01:00that the baby was in so it looks like a stomach so you shoot the baby out of your vagina and then

01:06you they're like can you save that you ask them right then to save it you have to next it comes

01:11out after you gotta you gotta birth that god damn yeah they pull a sack out never seen one huh no

01:18no it should just be left a mystery learning about the wonders of childbirth i think we should

01:22make andy look at one no i don't want to i've never really seen one myself i mean i didn't see

01:29my kids it's just the sack that the baby was pooping in and all that just the sack that they lived in

01:35their living sack there there it is right oh my god get it away

01:41okay so you find that you want some placenta for dinner andy nope

01:47so you shoot that out right after yeah miracle yeah it comes

01:51jesus it's got to get out of there

01:55you ever seen him cook one no uh no watch people eat no i can't i couldn't do just you talking about

02:03it's really they uh they just fry it in a frying pan that's sick god i uh now that i think about it

02:10did we watch that on the show yeah we did oh i think i blocked it out but it's a flashback

02:15watch it on the it just came back to me too i'm like oh wait i think i was remember the frying pan

02:19yeah yeah yeah i do i just hot fried placenta

02:23this is not a good restaurant come and get it childbirth is so wet weird

02:30wet and weird is what you said

02:33a theme park there's a lot of weird a lot of jelly

02:36oh god oh human jelly okay

02:39babies are always covered in that human jelly oh yeah god they are

02:46yeah what a horrific thing birth

02:49that's how we're all here but yes it can be terrifying

02:55pat you're on with dave and check the freak good morning

02:57good morning after birth

03:00uncle go ahead

03:05just to let andy know that there's also one more one more step that comes before and i think it's

03:11uh it happens right after the woman's water breaks there's something called a mucus oh yeah

03:16the mucus plug yeah yeah the mucus plug

03:18and you want to hear some great sounding

03:22mucus plug is one of the worst oh my god i've never seen a mucus plug imagine an elephant blowing its nose

03:29i've never looked up a mucus plug god damn that comes out before the baby can come out it's been it's been

03:35it's plugged up there so nothing can slip out of you

03:37what a mucus plug

03:39it's just a mucus plug

03:40i'm looking up one right now

03:44the word mucus is bad and then you put plug

03:46plug doesn't help it

03:48oh they're right here mucus plug pics

03:50here's some photos of the mucus plug you ready

03:54yeah i'm starting to get

03:55oh man

03:56come on

03:58come on

04:01come on

04:02come on

04:03come on

04:04i almost got him

04:06i almost got him stop

04:08i almost got him

04:09it almost got him

04:12oh some are darker than others

04:15some are dark

04:17shut up

04:18come on

04:19i shouldn't have scrolled down

04:20oh my god you guys

04:21that could have been the closest to ever come to vomiting

04:24this is such a beautiful place for andy

04:26that just looked right in it

04:28oh my god

04:30my eyes are watering

04:31the baby's plugged up in there with this mucus thing

04:35and then

04:36oh there are some

04:38some of them look like they died

04:40the mucus plug is dead

04:41stop it

04:42stop it

04:43turn it off

04:43look at that one day

04:44no i can't look at it anymore

04:45i really was like a

04:46half a second away from vomiting

04:48you are there's something wrong with your head

04:52there's something wrong with your head

04:53you can look at that and be okay

04:54you can't do ketchup

04:55but you can do it

04:56i am not

04:56what a good point

04:58mayonnaise freaks him out

05:00but to be honest

05:01i'm not eating either of those

05:03that's true

05:04ketchup or that

05:05oh

05:05this one

05:09my best friend lost her mucus plug on her grandmother's white couch

05:13worst experience ever

05:15apparently they can pop out at any time

05:18like someone

05:19one of the things was

05:20lost mine at 39 weeks or something

05:23oh so they

05:24they come out before the baby

05:25but sometimes it's

05:26it's during delivery

05:27and sometimes it's

05:28you know

05:28well before

05:29some people's mucus plug is like a clear

05:33some people's it's yellow

05:35okay

05:35and other people's are like a dark brown

05:38dark brown

05:38the dark brown one almost made me throw up in the garbage

05:41that's what got me

05:42jesus christ man

05:45oh

05:46that was real bad

05:47oh

05:47thank god i never saw my wife's placenta

05:51and i never saw her mucus plug

05:52yeah you didn't see

05:54i never saw any of that

05:55no one should see any

05:56thank god i mean

05:57you

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