Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a nude woman on a motorcycle who received a citation which leads to them putting together an advertisement for Jackson, MI.
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00:00we're off to jackson michigan next where a woman has been cited for indecent exposure
00:13after she was spotted riding on the back of a motorcycle naked jesus this happened yesterday
00:19morning 9 15 in the morning this happened it wasn't like late at night drug bar whatever it
00:26was all caught on video too so i love this there's this other lady in jackson who herself sounds
00:32like she's tipsy driving at 9 15 she's trying to get this woman on tape we put a link to this video
00:39up at dave and chuck the freak.com so you can go check it out but i just had to grab a headlight
00:48heart jackson michigan for a break truck i'm sure everybody's jaw is to the floor that's near them
00:58this chick is hammered yeah she's hammered yeah she's coming up to them soon here
01:05boom and there we are oh my god look at the guy driving he's like funsarelli
01:13it is it's my old lady does he have a mullet yeah god okay so a listener a listener sent us the
01:23unpixelated stop the woman's face looks like gene simmons oh you're absolutely right if gene
01:30simmons fell on hard times yeah yeah even worse than gene simmons here we go oh my you want a piece of
01:37that body you want a piece of that look at her gut honestly she's got the body of a dad she's got
01:45she's got a dad bod she's got a women a woman dad bod this will go in my fond memories of jackson
01:51because i've had i have several of them one is really yeah i met polly shore in jackson oh my god
01:56awful time there's nothing like i used to work at a radio station in lansing when they'd send me
02:01to jackson all the time for different stuff and every time i got my orders i was like oh
02:06it's gonna be a rough yeah like oh it's gonna be a rough one i've never been there don't ever go
02:12no i won't i think we need to do uh jackson jackson michigan
02:19the smell of bikers in the air each woman sweaty and glistening on her dad bod having a grandmother
02:30twirl your hair and play with your ears while she's fully nude on the back of your bike
02:34the only thing covering her bush is her stomach fat
02:39amazing she was even able to remove her thighs because they must have been sticky
02:44even the witnesses are completely drunk
02:50it takes it up when you look at the photo while you play that music and
02:57i could just listen to this music and stare at that photo like
03:02even the bikers struggle to get hot chicks
03:08isn't that amazing bikers can't even get hot chicks there
03:13they can't no beautiful women that look like they put on a garbage bag and painted it a skin color
03:19jackson michigan yeah jackson michigan
03:26pure michigan
03:28jesus dude when you just stare at that photo with that music is amazing
03:34it really is
03:35it really is amazing
03:36you get lost in it
03:38she's looking right at you
03:41i know
03:41you know she's like looking right at you
03:43like hey
03:45just living her life
03:48her whimsical jackson life
03:51memories were made
03:56friendships discovered
03:58you know what's the best part about being on the back of the sky
04:01that's it
04:02the vibration makes me orgasm
04:06too bad for him i'm a squirter
04:11oh no
04:13damn you
04:14and that's really pee
04:16yup
04:17pure michigan
04:19beautiful jackson michigan
04:26beautiful jackson michigan
04:38just over to the side of lansing
04:43a playground
04:48for bikers and chicks
04:50who've seen their better days
04:53nothing like freeing them up on the highway
04:59letting the
05:00wind hit your body
05:02your dad body
05:04your loose loose breasts
05:07being pressed
05:10to your sides
05:12by the wind
05:14you know andy met
05:16polly shore here
05:17at jackson michigan
05:18yes
05:20it's true
05:20polly shore
05:21you're right smoker lady
05:23i don't know why polly shore was here but
05:26nobody did
05:27he was
05:29jackson michigan
05:32home of a giant prison
05:35that's true
05:37and a bunch of sad people
05:41also true
05:42come on down here and drink and drive
05:45and take video while you do it
05:47oh boy
05:50wow
05:50great commercials
05:52and
05:52bye
05:53bye
05:54bye