00:00hi good morning to you 614 on a tuesday just another day here on david chuck the freak thanks
00:13for being with us on 101 wrif it is the 18th day of april yes happy birthday to green bean
00:21birthday andy 33 years ago a bouncing baby green bean yeah i told him uh and the world
00:29was never the thing it really was true he's tied with jesus right now yeah it is 33 tied with jesus
00:34i guess technically yeah he was in better shape better abs oh yeah according to the pictures
00:42oh yeah for sure it'd be a hell of a thing going out the way you compare yourself to jesus a lot
00:48or just in the abs thing just abs and beard your beard might be better yeah you're very yeah you'd
00:54be like jesus's you know bigger brother yeah that's right i'm like hey man you go to your
00:58thing you make me some more bread oh andy christ andy christ i'm andy christ it's got a nice ring to
01:07it yeah i like it i'm gonna need you to miracle up me some weed
01:10yeah that's my brother andy christ out of wine again brother
01:18it turns out half his miracles were because andy
01:22water to wine that's like i got a blockage in my heart jesus can you get that out of there
01:29if you were andy if you were like if you were the brother i would have actually read the bible
01:35my bible would have been sweet oh my god there's stuff in that bible oh man the gospel according
01:44to andy christ i'm like just be cool one commandment it would have been interesting for sure
01:52bitch be cool a lot more funilingus in that bible oh wow and he laid betwixt her thighs once more
01:59that is he bed 25 that night
02:03yeah andy christ different not saying anything but i i'm i'm not sure jesus would be a big fan of his
02:10brother andy no he'd probably give me a bunch of probably like my actual brother like we just
02:15don't like each other you'd be hitting him up for stuff so often he'd be like oh for god's sake
02:22even he would be like jesus christ yeah he'd be like jesus my brother andy sucks
02:28oh i think he would like to you yeah i think so yeah it's jesus he would have been like where
02:33this is like really early history where'd you get sunglasses
02:37oh just turn can you miracle the sun away
02:43can you miracle some clouds
02:45oh the request and he would offer his brother jesus
02:50that would be crazy miracle me miracle me an invention of central air
02:55you want him to hook you up with uh with bitches too oh i would i yeah i'd be like give me some of
03:02those whores you talk about yeah i'll counsel him i'll counsel them jesus you're always talking
03:08about these whores give them to me
03:09i'll take your leftover whores i'll go find them yeah i'll change them i'll save them
03:16oh this is so sacrilegious it hurts but it's fine but it's fun i was just saying i mean it was 33 you
03:24know
03:25so on this day of andy green's birth hey bless this bong water bro
03:33if your brother was jesus yeah what would be the top three things you'd ask him for
03:41wow that's a good question you could have whatever you have whatever you want in this world i'd love
03:47to lose some of these holiday pounds brother
03:49i'm gonna need a big bigger donger
03:55wow okay so you got last weight and a bigger dog save the other one you got one left uh it is make
04:04give me a nice house and servants which servants just throw that in there at the end unlimited riches
04:11miracle car before they were invented and have them drive me around
04:15you're the only person with a car yeah i am wow oh that's andy christ in his miracle mobile
04:20oh andy christ he's got the most kick-ass chariot
04:27it'd be great to hang out with andy christ
04:32andy christ is something yeah he's always around jesus but it's always up to no good right
04:39i'm like jesus there's like a couple gatherings going on i ate all that fish
04:43would andy christ get a baby or still no no baby no baby on the jesus take care of that
04:51this isn't a miracle jesus
04:52it's not a miracle at all
04:56yeah james got me some pudding that's the gift that keeps
04:59yeah that was a nice nice gift yeah it was like a it was like a tub of pudding
05:04it's a kid's gift he got pudding like he's a toddler
05:07it's not a kid's gift thank you very much dave a giant vat of pudding five servings of delicious
05:12chocolate pudding that's not for children no it's not i didn't know if for sure today was
05:16his birthday and if it was if anybody remembered to get a cake so i wanted to make sure he had
05:19something
05:20we have pudding back up it was awesome i walk in and there's a tub of pudding in front where i sit
05:26and it's got a post-it note on his happy birthday james james is very defensive over the
05:31it's not a kid's gift
05:33listen when it's people when when it's someone's birthday you get them what they love yeah i get it
05:41my push my passion for pudding yeah before good gift there's the passion of the christ and there's
05:48the passion for pudding that's that's my jesus movie and technically i believe andy's pudding
05:52could be used for a blood transfusion if i'm not mistaken it could save his life when my blood
05:57is 40 i'm pudding yep and keep them alive that way
