00:00How much do you actually love me?
00:02Like a lot?
00:03I love and adore you.
00:04You adore me, okay?
00:05Do you adore me enough that you're gonna get mad at me
00:07that I just prank called you?
00:09Are you kidding me?
00:13Hi, this is Asa Gonzalez, and this is Phoning It In with Elle.
00:17My inner child is, like, terrified that no one's gonna pick up the phone
00:21and feel like I'm a loser.
00:23But here we go.
00:24Okay, so I'm gonna close my eyes and choose.
00:27I think that's fair.
00:28Okay, here we go.
00:29One, two, three.
00:31Oh, my God.
00:32No!
00:33I'm gonna call James Marsden, and I'm gonna tell him that I smashed into our friend's car and ran away.
00:40Hey.
00:41How are you?
00:42I'm doing good.
00:43How are you?
00:44I'm good.
00:45Are you in LA?
00:46Yeah.
00:47Hey, I wanted to say something.
00:48So I basically, I don't know what to do.
00:50I went to Dave Bernard's house to, like, drop off some stuff that I forgot,
00:55and I crashed into his car.
00:58Oh, oh.
00:59Like, I crashed into his car and ran away.
01:02Oh, well, I think, here's what I think.
01:07I think you just, we call him and say, hey, I did this and totally blacked out and panicked,
01:13and I'm so sorry.
01:14I think the sooner you do that, the better, and he'll totally understand it.
01:17He'll know that it's coming from you.
01:18Do you think if I lie, I will get caught?
01:21I can't even answer that.
01:22No.
01:23James, James, it was so bad.
01:24Like, I totaled the car.
01:25Look, it's a friend of yours, though.
01:28So it's not like a stranger who's gonna come after you and sue you, you know?
01:31Do you think he's gonna sue me?
01:32Do you think he's gonna ask me to pay for it?
01:34Well, no, but I think you're gonna, you know, you'll probably have to figure out.
01:38Yeah, somehow, someone's gonna have to pay for it, but I mean...
01:41Can you pay for it for me?
01:46Um, I think you're just gonna have to, I mean, one of your insurance companies will figure it out,
01:51but he's a friend, and he'll understand, and it was an accident.
01:55I am so stressed out.
01:56I don't know what to do.
01:57Like, I was like, maybe James can help me, and maybe he can pay half of it.
02:02My God, what?
02:04Well, I mean, yeah.
02:06James.
02:07What's this?
02:08Are you fucking with me?
02:11What the fuck?
02:13What the hell?
02:14I love you so much.
02:15I'm really, really sorry.
02:16I just pranked you.
02:17You're on Elle magazine.
02:19You're being pranked.
02:20What?
02:23I started to go off the rails when you said you think you'll pay half of it with me?
02:29James, I'm crying.
02:30I'm actually tearing up.
02:31You're gonna give me a fucking heart attack, baby.
02:33What the hell?
02:34I love you so much.
02:35No, you know what?
02:36What if I said do not bring it up, baby?
02:39Just hit the road.
02:41Okay, well, next time you can call me, you can have payback with me.
02:45Ooh, my creative juices are already spinning.
02:48Bye.
02:50Oh my God, poor James.
02:51I'm shivering.
02:53Okay, so this one says, say you lost a $2 million diamond necklace.
02:57You were loaned.
02:58This is believable because we just went to the Vanity Fair party.
03:01Oh my God, I can call my best friend.
03:03She's hilarious.
03:04I can call my best friend, Jen.
03:06Okay, here we go.
03:10Hello?
03:11Hi, babe. How are you?
03:13Good, honey. How are you?
03:14I'm freaking out, babe.
03:16What?
03:17I lost all the jewelry, like lost it all.
03:20How? Where? Why?
03:21After the party, I think I just like put it in my purse and I left it in the car and then now the driver has it and he's bribing me.
03:30What?
03:31Bribing you for what?
03:32He has the earrings, the ring, and then I had a whole pocket, like the packet of the rest of the earrings for New York and all the press for Ash.
03:38It was all there, so it has to be like, I'm not even joking, like a million dollars in jewelry.
03:42Wait, wait, wait. Why did you have all that stuff with you?
03:45Because I got confused and I put it in my purse.
03:49Did you leave your red purse?
03:51I left my red purse.
03:53Oh my God. What?
03:54I know this is a crazy thing, okay? I know this is a crazy thing, but what if we like break into his house and just like take the jewelry?
04:02I mean, you're just making another crime then. Where does he live? Like what's his situation?
04:07We have to think about it. Like we go in, we grab the jewelry. Like what are we doing?
04:13Well, I mean, I need to know more details. I need to know his full name. I need to know where he lives. I need to like what company he works with. What pieces does he have?
04:21But do you think we can find all his information on the internet? You're really good at this. Do you think we can find everything?
04:26Yeah, just send me all the details that you have and I'll look at it in like the next hour.
04:31And what are we going to do after that?
04:33I don't know. Let me think about it. But he has your red purse.
04:37Yes, the red purse. You're also being pranked by Elle on the phone.
04:42You asshole!
04:44And everyone knows that you're capable of breaking into a house with me.
04:48I was like, I didn't even see the red purse. Why did we have to commit a crime?
04:52I love that the first thing you said is like, that would be also a crime, but then you were just like, okay, you kind of brushed over it and you're like, let's break into it.
05:00Which is why I love you. And this is why you're my best friend.
05:03Fuck you.
05:05I love you, Jenski. Bye.
05:08Oh my God. You don't have friends like that.
05:11I got ride or dies.
05:13Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
05:15This is pretty terrible.
05:16I could call Aaron.
05:18I'm going to prank call my co-star, Aaron Paul, and I'm going to tell him that I leaked Ash the film before it came out.
05:25It would be so funny if he picks up.
05:27Please pick up.
05:30Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
05:32Call back ASAP.
05:35Please, it is imminent to speak to you.
05:40He goes, oh shit, I'm done with this thing soon.
05:42I will rush myself off.
05:44He's going to kill me, you guys.
05:46Give me 10, he said.
05:47Oh, I'm so nervous.
05:52Hey.
05:54Hey, babe, how are you?
05:56I'm good, sorry.
05:58Aaron, I leaked the movie.
06:01What do you mean? How?
06:02You know that they sent us these links that you connect, but you can't see it on your TV.
06:08You can only see it on your iPad, and they convinced them to send me something that I could show on screen for my mom and my brother.
06:14And they were like, okay, we'll send it to you, but just in case, you've got to be super careful.
06:20And then I just got an email of someone bribing me, because they're like, we have the link, and it's the link.
06:27And I opened it, and it's the movie, and they're like, we're going to sell the movie.
06:29You have to pay us.
06:31What? No.
06:32This is a scam.
06:34Do you think so?
06:35Yes.
06:36No, because, no, no, no, babe, because I opened the link, and the movie was there.
06:39Like, your face was in it.
06:42Okay.
06:43So wait, so you got a link from IFC?
06:47Yes, and it got leaked.
06:48They're bribing me.
06:49They're asking me for $2 million, and they're going to release it today.
06:51Any minute now.
06:52This sounds like an inside job.
06:54You think so?
06:55No, I'm just saying I would contact IFC as soon as possible.
07:01I think I'm going to just pay the money.
07:03I think I'm going to pay.
07:04I think I'm going to pay $2 million.
07:05No, you're not going to pay the money.
07:07No, you're not going to pay the money.
07:08I mean, you think, I mean, $2 million, like, I don't know what I'm going to do.
07:12Maybe I can sell my house.
07:13You know they're going to sue me.
07:14I love you so much.
07:17You are the best.
07:18But let me tell you, there's no way.
07:21There's just no way.
07:22Do you think this is the end of my career?
07:24Like, this is it?
07:25Like, it's done.
07:26Oh, my God.
07:27No.
07:28Are you kidding me?
07:29No.
07:30This movie is not going to go out.
07:31Also, for some reason, movies get leaked all the time.
07:34And it is what it is.
07:36You know what I mean?
07:37Will you have my back in the process?
07:38Like, if they say something, would you lie with me?
07:41I have had your back from, of course, I will always have your back.
07:46If this thing gets leaked, I'm not going to be like, what the fuck did you do?
07:50Like, I love you.
07:51Are you kidding me?
07:52I love you, too.
07:53How much do you actually love me?
07:55I love you.
07:56Like, a lot?
07:57I adore you.
07:58You adore me.
07:59Okay.
08:00Do you adore me enough that you're going to get mad at me that I just prank called you?
08:03Are you fucking kidding me?
08:06You are in a prank call for Elle magazine, Aaron Paul.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:11Are you serious?
08:12I jump off of my board?
08:14I love you.
08:15It's so worth it.
08:16It's for a movie.
08:17Are you gonna-
08:18You are so fucked.
08:20You are so fucked up.
08:23My heart.
08:24My heart.
08:25Oh.
08:26And you're like, I'm gonna pay it.
08:28I'm like fucking-
08:30I love you so much, Aaron.
08:32Say hi to Elle magazine and tell them how much you love them and that they owe you a cover
08:36of a magazine after this.
08:37We didn't know Elle would just go that dark.
08:41Yeah, I know.
08:42I can't believe you did this to me.
08:44I love you.
08:45You can- you can get your payback.
08:47I will take it like a champ.
08:48I love you.
08:49Lots of love.
08:50Bye, baby.
08:51I feel so bad.
08:53Aaron Paul is the kindest human being you'll ever meet in your entire life.
08:57He has dedicated his heart and soul to be the best friend for me, and I appreciate it.
09:02And he's allowed to print me back after this, for sure.
09:05It's safe to say that I have great people around me.
09:07That they will protect me.
09:08They'll do anything.
09:09I will ride and die for them forever.
09:11Thank you so much for watching.
09:13That was crazy.
09:14And don't forget to watch Ash out in theaters.
09:17Watch it, please, please, please.
09:39I'll see you next time.
09:40Bye.
09:41Bye.
09:42Bye.
09:43Bye.
09:44Bye.
09:45Bye.
09:46Bye.
09:47Bye.
09:48Bye.
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