00:03.
00:03Every year for Halloween I send my executive producer Andy to a haunted house.
00:09.
00:13He gets so scared that I have to send someone to hold his hand, and this year one of my
00:18viewers suggested that I send Sarah Paulson.
00:20I don't know if you remember, but I scared Sarah Paulson not one, not two, but three times.
00:26Since she was so brave, I sent her and Andy to the Universal Studios'
00:30Halloween Horror Nights American Horror Story Maze.
00:35Hi Ellen.
00:36Hi Ellen.
00:37Sarah Paulson.
00:38Hi.
00:39You know her.
00:40We love her.
00:41Ridiculously talented actress.
00:42I'm not sure what love means to you people.
00:44So here we are.
00:45Just keep talking for a long time.
00:46We are at the American Horror Story Haunted House,
00:51so you're obviously familiar with what's going to happen.
00:53And so you're going to take the lead.
00:55No, I'm not.
00:57No, I'm not.
00:58Here's my advice.
01:00You're giving me advice?
01:01You're the worst.
01:03I know what's going to happen.
01:04You're going to jump and squeal and you're going to make noises like my grandma.
01:07Okay, so now we just stay calm.
01:10How far into it does it start?
01:16I need you to be the strong one.
01:17Well, you picked the wrong girl.
01:19Just try and toughen up.
01:21I really am going to puke it.
01:22Listen, if you're the tough one, it makes for better TV.
01:25Okay.
01:26I'll try to do that because I definitely want to give you good television.
01:30Okay.
01:31Wait, is something going to happen right away?
01:32No, no, no.
01:33They never hit you right away.
01:34Because I've done these every year.
01:38I don't like you!
01:41I need you to be stronger.
01:43No, no.
01:43Come on, come on.
01:44Okay, so that's it.
01:45They're spreading it out.
01:46Not real.
01:46You're not real.
01:48You're not Kathy Bates.
01:49Oh, you!
01:50God, .
01:51I hate you so much.
01:53Stop!
01:54Stop!
01:59That wasn't bad.
02:00This was really bad so far to me.
02:01I didn't expect that second.
02:02Real!
02:04Stop.
02:04You need to be calmer.
02:05Really?
02:06I thought that was something.
02:07Okay, no.
02:08What?
02:09They're not doing paintings this year.
02:11Painting?
02:12Real.
02:14They are doing paintings this year.
02:16You are the meanest person.
02:19Okay.
02:19Oh, cute.
02:20Special effects.
02:21That's like a joke.
02:25Hi.
02:27I got you.
02:28You got me.
02:29You got me.
02:30What was that?
02:32I'm not even a fan.
02:35See, the sound sometimes throws you off.
02:37You got me.
02:42Oh, shit.
02:44Oh, shit.
02:47Oh, shit.
02:48Oh, shit.
02:49Oh, shit.
02:49Oh, shit.
02:50Oh, shit.
02:51Oh, shit.
02:51Oh, shit.
02:52Oh, shit.
02:52Wait, you guys.
02:52Okay, table.
02:53Oh, shit.
02:57Oh, shit.
02:59She's not a kid.
03:00They never do it twice.
03:01So now we know.
03:01They're right.
03:02They never do it twice.
03:04I feel unaccompanied.
03:06I'm here!
03:07I don't feel you are.
03:09But they won't do it again.
03:10They never do it twice.
03:13You don't do it twice!
03:21Andy.
03:21They knew.
03:22If you're going to lie to me, this is not going to go well.
03:24That's not supposed to be that way, and I'm going to talk to supervisors.
03:29Okay.
03:30Good.
03:31Fine.
03:31Come this way.
03:32I don't think I should follow you anymore.
03:34Do you want to leave?
03:36Okay, I feel like we can all-
03:38What is that?
03:39What the pig?
03:42What is that?
03:47Holy.
03:47Is there more?
03:49No.
03:49That's fine.
03:50Clock radio.
03:50No.
03:51Not a clock radio.
03:53Clock radio.
03:54Also known as old-timey painting.
03:57Something's going to happen.
04:03Not real!
04:04Not real!
04:05Not real!
04:06Not real!
04:06It's the same lady from before.
04:08Come on.
04:09The sooner we're done, this guy works here.
04:10This guy works here.
04:11They're safety.
04:13Look at my hair.
04:14Look how serious he is.
04:15Oh, there's no fun with this one.
04:19You shouldn't be scared.
04:20Why?
04:21Why?
04:22I haven't really drank this.
04:24I'm not into these.
04:25No.
04:25I'm not into these.
04:26Because you don't know what's coming.
04:27Watch.
04:28See the hole?
04:28Watch that hole.
04:35It's so , right?
04:40Okay.
04:41Is this almost-
04:42Stop!
04:43Are you kidding me?
04:44Back.
04:47Okay.
04:48Just look for props.
04:49Props are fine.
04:51Just props.
04:52A lot of times they try and just-
04:54Oh!
04:55Oh!
04:56Stop!
04:58We're good.
04:59We're almost done.
05:01I feel like we've been in here a week.
05:05Now, real!
05:06Stop!
05:06That's an ax!
05:07Stop it!
05:08That is an ax!
05:09And it's unacceptable.
05:10And you go back.
05:12Stop!
05:13What the ?
05:15Stop!
05:19Stop!
05:19Oh, sorry.
05:20You're not getting your shot.
05:22Stop!
05:23Stop it!
05:24You came out here already!
05:26Like, five times!
05:28Thank you!
05:29Thank you!
05:30Thank you!
05:30Thank you!
05:32That's it.
05:33Nailed it.
05:34We did it!
05:37I'm not gonna say it gets to be more fun every year, Ellen.
05:40But, Sarah was a real trooper in there.
05:42No, I wasn't.
05:43You were terrible.
05:44Oh!
05:44God damn it!
05:48I'm not happy with you.
05:49What do you want to say to Ellen?
05:50Ellen?
05:51Yeah.
05:51Who the is Ellen?
05:53Oh, sorry.
05:54Also, I'm coming for you.
05:55We're coming for you.
05:56I'm coming for you.
05:59Oh, thank you, Andy.
06:01Thank you, Sarah.
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