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00:00Greetings students, here are your school announcements.
00:30Tell the world, tell the world, tell the world, show what you need of.
00:38Mmm, I'm seeing burnt tree bark.
00:43No, South American cocoa beans.
00:48Mud.
00:49None of you are right, the color of my eyes is cinnamon brulee.
00:54My mother's eyes are cinnamon brulee, and her mother's eyes are cinnamon brulee,
00:58and her mother's eyes were, well, red, actually,
01:02because the air quality was really bad back then.
01:05I'm still seeing burnt tree bark, man.
01:08Money, money, money.
01:09Yo, what's up, road dogs?
01:11Hey, money.
01:12Yo, let's go, Eric Rotis. I'm all set to be detented and mended.
01:16Money's in detention with me this week. It's his first time.
01:19You know what ain't cool? Me getting detented for throwing an itty-bitty potty in a pool.
01:23Well, you did throw it at the school swimming pool,
01:26and there was a swim meet going on.
01:29Yo, that was the potty of the year
01:30until the barbecue fell in the pool.
01:33Oh.
01:33And it was Ovidly Ovid.
01:34Yeah, and Splat-Whisly Fizz.
01:37What does that mean?
01:39Nothing. That's the sound the barbecue made when it fell in the pool.
01:42Splat-Whisly Fizz.
01:44Oh, Eric, Melvin, I am so glad I found you.
01:47I'm tracking down all the students who have detention today
01:49to let them know it has been moved to the gymnasium.
01:51The gymnasium? This is awesome.
01:54Usually, we don't do anything in detention,
01:56but now we get to have fun in the gym.
01:59Detention in the gym? That's appalling.
02:02Detention should be a punishment,
02:04not some free-for-all game time where anything goes.
02:08Man, I love free-for-all game time where anything goes.
02:11I wish I had detention.
02:13Why don't you come along?
02:14Really?
02:15Sure.
02:15I know a guy who knows a guy
02:18who knows a guy who can get you in.
02:20All three of those guys are me,
02:22but still, I can get you in.
02:24Ha! All right!
02:32Okay, let's get detention started.
02:35Who did?
02:36I don't know. I've never seen it before.
02:37But before we begin,
02:39I need you three to move that weightlifting equipment
02:42from there to over there.
02:44Maybe she wants us to move it
02:48so we can play basketball,
02:49whatever else we want to do.
02:50Well, weight, weight, weight!
02:52What's wrong?
02:53Nothing. I'm just counting the weights.
02:55I got to three, but there are way more than that.
03:01Yeah!
03:04It hurts. It hurts.
03:06It might be easier if we, like,
03:07do it to a beat, you know?
03:08Huh?
03:10Psst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst.
03:14Pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst, pst!
03:18Yo, I ain't beat!
03:19very good oh but now could you move those from there back to over there
03:42so you changed your mind i guess i kind of did
03:46oh you know what i forgot to do a proper introduction my name is detention's officer stonebreaker
04:07i served in the military with principal colonel masters who brought me in here to whip you rule
04:13breakers into shape from now on detention will consist of hard physical labor what and if any
04:20of you step out of line either i or the guard will put you back in place who's the guard
04:25he is
04:28i have given him complete authority to keep you all in line
04:35um miss bone staker it's stonebreaker oh um i think there's been a mistake steam i'm not even
04:45supposed to be here i was just here to be with my friends but if you look at the list my name's not
04:49even on it you're not on the list no what's your name uh charlie mcginnis uh-huh you're on it now
04:57and now i got my eye on you mcginnis
05:01that stonebreaker is a misery maker i can fix all this oh ma'am i know you're new here and all but
05:14uh sometimes some of the other people in charge of detention will offer us kids kind of an incentive
05:21you know to get us back on the old straight and narrow like um they'll let us go early if we
05:28maybe finish all of our homework or if they really just want to hear us say wow you're a really nice
05:34person actually there is a way i'll let all of you out of detention wow you're a really nice person
05:41if you can beat me at arm wrestling you all can go free arm wrestling that's actually something i'm
05:51pretty good at get it wrong all right eric give her all your right arm's got ready
06:01huh i was born ready three two one go
06:08yeah we should probably get you speedy
06:14all right boys brushes ready start scrubbing
06:41yo i don't even brush my teeth this much time to water the workers
06:50oh thank you kind sir also can you get this note to someone on the outside the world needs to know
07:00i'm not supposed to be here
07:01i'm so thirsty
07:08but i'm an innocent man i'm falsely in prison
07:14i'm innocent i say
07:16oh
07:17i am surprised they let you people out in public
07:25although it's nice to see you contributing something to society
07:28mr noby you have to help us our new detentions leader is a nightmare
07:35okay she's making us work harder than i've ever had to work
07:39and every time we're not in class we have to report to detention
07:43could you maybe talk to her teacher to teacher and see if you can get her to loosen up
07:48oh i hear what you're saying you want me to turn on the old denovi charm
07:57yeah i hear what you're saying
08:09so
08:20ms stonebreaker is it
08:23yeah
08:25i understand it is your first week here
08:29and i understand it's your first week dressing yourself
08:33you know
08:39when i first came here
08:41it was really tough
08:42there wasn't a single person who would speak to me
08:45because you didn't know anyone
08:46oh no i knew them they just wouldn't speak to me
08:48but eventually i won them over
08:51by letting them see what was on the inside of me
08:53by handing out x-rays at a faculty meeting
08:56x-rays
09:01so they could see me on the inside
09:05i like you
09:09well
09:10i don't mind hearing those words
09:13or seeing them written on birthday cards from my mother
09:16instead of the words
09:18you're like the daughter i never had
09:20mums
09:22yeah
09:23what are you gonna do
09:24this is nice
09:31this is nice
09:33usually i have a lot of trouble speaking with women
09:35but
09:36you're actually more like a man
09:38so how'd it go with ms stonebreaker
09:47not so great
09:48so how are you guys holding up in maximum security detention
10:05terrible
10:05i'm actually starting to miss your pot rose colored eyes glaring at me whenever we're in the studio
10:11look
10:12you've been over this
10:13my eye color is cinnamon roulette
10:16i'm not even supposed to be here
10:19i'm trying to explain but no one will listen
10:21no one hears my screen
10:22no one hears my screen
10:23how are you doing mr denobi
10:30well
10:31my mother finally sent me a care package
10:34yeah i was hoping that it would be filled with
10:36some cookies or something else nice
10:39but
10:39all that was in there was this
10:40oh i miss her so much
10:47how about you money
10:49i'm struggling
10:51when i should be
10:53throwing three balls up in the air
10:56juggling
10:58you say so
11:00that was an obvious rhyme but you didn't do it
11:03yeah
11:05i think i lost my ramen mojo
11:07i can't take it anymore
11:10i'm breaking out
11:11laney can you create a distraction
11:12can i create a distraction
11:15hello baby
11:19hello baby
11:20look at me i'm here singing hello baby
11:22i'll see you guys on the outside
11:23creating a distraction
11:25hello baby
11:26hello baby
11:28please don't make me go back to detention
11:31i can't last another day on the inside
11:34i'm too pretty to be in here
11:37listen up detentioners
11:40visiting hours are over
11:42time to get back to work
11:44and don't try to smuggle anything into detention
11:47because you will be searched on the way in
11:49oh
11:50lady this is serious
12:11i know
12:13mr denovia is a mess
12:15charlie is losing it
12:16and money melvin is slowly turning into a plain old
12:19melvin
12:21i've got to get them out of there
12:24but how are we going to do it
12:26you and i
12:27are going to break into detention
12:30cool
12:32cool
12:33okay
12:40so let's go over the plan
12:41we'll sneak past the detention guard
12:44by moving in and out of the shadows
12:45so we can't be seen
12:46and then at a synchronized time
12:48we'll scale the north wall
12:49and hurry across the courtyard
12:51and into the common
12:51that's when you'll disable the electrical grid
12:54and you grab the boys and lead them all to freedom
12:56it's the perfect plan
12:57all we have to do is avoid
12:59her
13:01well that didn't work out so well
13:14on your feet
13:16so i guess
13:24i guess we should go over the rules
13:25seeing as how we have some new fish
13:27in here today
13:28what's a new fish
13:30you are
13:32the first thing you need to know
13:35is that anyone
13:36who doesn't obey me
13:38will be sent to the room
13:39what's the room
13:43it's a place with no ventilation
13:45and no sunlight
13:46where you have to sort the dirty socks
13:48of all the west hill athletic teams
13:49no one who goes in there
13:51ever comes out the same
13:53either do their socks
13:55each of you will arrive here
13:58every morning
13:59at 6 a.m. sharp
14:00excuse me
14:01ms nosebiker
14:02it's stone breaking
14:04and it's a lovely name
14:07but is it okay
14:08if i come in
14:09a little bit late
14:10some mornings
14:10no
14:11each of you
14:13will wear the uniform
14:14of the detentioner
14:16at all times
14:17um
14:17excuse me again
14:18do these shirts
14:20come in different colors
14:21because this one
14:22doesn't really go with my eyes
14:23too bad
14:24oh um
14:26and can i have tomorrow afternoon
14:28off to go see a movie
14:29with a friend
14:30thanks
14:31are you going to keep talking
14:33every time someone else
14:34is trying to talk
14:35let me go ahead
14:36and answer that
14:37she always does
14:39it looks like
14:41this new fish
14:42needs to spend
14:43a little time
14:44in the room
14:45what's the room
14:48we went over that
14:49weren't you even listening
14:50let me go ahead
14:52and answer that
14:53she never does
14:55guard
14:56take her away
15:00oh um
15:01is it a private room
15:02because i don't really
15:03like to share
15:04ugh
15:15i can't take it anymore
15:17i've been scrubbing
15:18these lockers for so long
15:20i don't know where my arm
15:21ends when the toothbrush
15:21begins
15:22yeah
15:22yeah can we please
15:24just have a little help
15:24here
15:25actually i've got another
15:27body coming in right now
15:28hmm
15:28victoria
15:36so many socks
15:39smelly smelly socks
15:42socks
15:44what have you done to her
15:54what i do with all
15:57the rule breakers
15:58oh
15:59i love the smelly socks
16:01when they come right out
16:01of the dryer
16:02okay
16:06that sock did not come right
16:09out of the dryer
16:09nope
16:13look at her
16:24she just sits there
16:26staring off into space
16:28we may have lost her forever
16:31and i don't understand
16:33why that doesn't make me
16:35really really happy
16:36guys
16:39we've got to get out of here
16:41but there is no way out
16:42we're in here for life
16:43no
16:44ms stonebreaker said
16:46that if she lost at arm wrestling
16:47we could all go free
16:48well in that case
16:49we'll just have to beat her
16:50at our own game
16:51what's her game
16:53arm wrestling
16:54oh
16:55shoot
16:56i was hoping it was gonna be
16:57freeze tag
16:57hey after this
16:58we'll play freeze tag
16:59maybe
17:00all right
17:01not a
17:01no
17:03hey there warthogs
17:12i'm eric ortiz
17:13and she's
17:13got a little bit of drill over there
17:16there you go
17:19and welcome to a special edition of
17:22what's up
17:23with detention
17:24first off i'd like to welcome a few of my fellow west hill detentioners
17:29i'd also like to welcome
17:33detentions officer stonebreaker
17:36thanks for joining us on the show
17:39so i understand you're quite the accomplished arm wrestler
17:43that's what it says on my five gold medals
17:46and you're so good at it that you offer everyone in detention the chance to beat you to be set free
17:51that's the deal
17:52well then
17:53why don't we have a match
17:55right
17:56now
17:57okay
17:59why not
18:00i'll send a message out to any other troublemakers
18:03and as a bonus i'll probably make you cry
18:06okay
18:07three
18:08two
18:09one more thing
18:10could you repeat the exact rules of your deal
18:14uh
18:15you mean that if you can beat me at arm wrestling you can all go free
18:18interesting you'd put things that way
18:20laney
18:21could you define the word
18:23you for us as in
18:24if
18:25you
18:26can beat me
18:27you
18:28you a word used to refer to a person or people
18:32that the speaker is addressing you're addressing all of us in the room which means that
18:39technically it could be two of us against you
18:42and i'm number two
18:45or three or four or even five
18:49i'm three
18:51i'm four and he's the one after foe
18:55five against one
18:57okay
18:58okay why not
18:59i once beat seven pro football players at the same time while using my other arm to make chili
19:05okay guys this is it if we win we're free
19:09everybody armed and ready
19:11get it armed
19:12because we're gonna be using her
19:14everybody kiss it eric let's go
19:16on your mark
19:18get set
19:19go
19:20oh
19:20this is gonna be easier than i thought
19:25we'll probably put on a pot of chili
19:27i don't think we can take her
19:30we're gonna need another person
19:31victoria
19:32oh
19:33she can't help you she's gone
19:35and when i win and send all of you to the room you'll be just like her staring off into space with those little brown eyes
19:41brown eyes
19:46brown
19:48my eyes are cinnamon brulee
19:54we did it
19:58we're free we're finally free
20:00and victoria's back to being the old victoria
20:03i i know but just let me enjoy this moment first
20:05hey laney
20:17do so brainy
20:19money it's good to see you back to your rhyming self
20:22big teach
20:23emcee rubber chicken
20:24ready for detention
20:26yeah i think so
20:28wait you three have detention again
20:30what did you do this time
20:32i got mine for being disruptive in class
20:34i got mine for being a rhymer in class
20:36i got mine for being bald in class
20:38is miss stonebreaker still in charge
20:42no the principal said he wanted someone new
20:44worse than miss stonebreaker
20:46actually i hear the new detention master
20:48is a bit of a pussycat
20:50oh
20:51oh there he comes now
20:53uh
20:55a pussycat
20:56he actually looks more like a warthog
20:59you have to scrub the lockers again
21:05no the lockers are as clean as they're ever gonna be
21:08but he isn't
21:10oh boy this could take a while
21:17looks like warty's been rolling around in
21:19well i hope that's gum
21:21well i have something that might make the job go by faster
21:25faster
21:26they should still be good
21:33i've only used them to clean my teeth a couple of times
21:35çbut
21:44i've already noticed in this one
21:48didn't tell my peeps a lot
21:49i didn't tell them how Puerto rojo
21:51and that's what i thought
21:51i really figured out
21:52thanks to so much
21:53i just didn't like it
21:54and i'm happy to be aware that
21:55i've always been to do
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