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00:00Would you like fries with us?
00:01Yes!
00:30You know, it was really nice of you to walk me to work.
00:38Yeah, actually, I just wanted a burger.
00:41You can carry my books next time.
00:43Uh, a bulky burger would really...
00:46Because it's so cool when a guy carries a girl's books.
00:49You know what I mean?
00:50But...
00:52What about my burger?
00:55I think he really likes...
00:57Whatever.
00:58Robin, listen to me. I need your help.
01:00Do you think he wants to ask me out?
01:01Sure, sure he does.
01:03I think he does.
01:04Okay, Robin, listen to me. This is really important.
01:06Sorry.
01:07I'm all ears.
01:08Okay.
01:09Well, not all ears. I mean, only two, really.
01:12Okay.
01:13Do you know Bridget?
01:15Oh, the girl that beat you up for captain of the volleyball team.
01:17Yeah, that's the one.
01:18And the swim team.
01:19Both girls and boys basketball.
01:21Okay, whatever.
01:22Oh, the mini putt-putters.
01:24Horseshoe tossers.
01:25Oh, and the dart throwers.
01:26I'll never forget for that one.
01:27Oh, bungee run squad, too.
01:28Will you stop?
01:30She works at Chunky's, and she wants us to play them in a friendly game of softball.
01:35So I need you to help me beat the tar out of her.
01:38Sweet.
01:39Is she gonna let you be captain of our team?
01:41Hey, Tess, Tess, look.
01:54It's my term project from shop class.
01:56I call it the bulky-matic patent pending.
01:59You spend all term on that?
02:01What grade did you get?
02:03Well, grades don't matter.
02:06The bulky-matic works like a bank machine.
02:08You punch in your code, swipe your bank card, and you prepare an order.
02:18Bet you got a D.
02:20No.
02:21No.
02:22No, I did not.
02:23Now, let's pretend you're a person and you just walked in here now.
02:27What would you like?
02:28You flunked.
02:29You flunked shop.
02:30Will you stop talking about school?
02:32This is work, okay?
02:33What would you like?
02:34Okay.
02:35How about a muffin?
02:36A muffin?
02:37Okay, good.
02:38No.
02:39No, a Danish.
02:40Alright.
02:41Danish.
02:42Punching these buttons in.
02:43No.
02:44Actually, I'm not really hungry.
02:45Okay, how about I just order a bulky triple burger and a large orange frappe?
02:48No.
02:49I don't...
02:56Voila.
02:57The food comes out here.
02:59Ah.
03:01That's the bill.
03:04And...
03:06Where's my burger?
03:10Hey.
03:12Maybe we can start sending pieces of paper instead of food.
03:15Okay.
03:16Um.
03:17Boom.
03:18Good.
03:19Um.
03:20Bend your knees a little more.
03:21Yeah.
03:22And hold the bat a little higher.
03:23The bat?
03:24The spatula.
03:25Oh, right.
03:26Okay.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Good.
03:29Good.
03:30All right.
03:31Here we go.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Oh, right.
03:34Okay.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Good.
03:37Good.
03:38All right.
03:39Here we go.
03:40Yeah.
03:41Uh.
03:42Great.
03:43Uh.
03:44Good.
03:45Your posture was excellent.
03:46Next time, try swinging at the ball.
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Swinging at the ball.
03:50Oh.
03:51Swinging.
03:52Oh.
03:53Swinging.
03:54Okay.
03:55Okay.
03:56Okay.
03:57Does anyone see my burger patties?
03:58Hey, hey.
03:59I need those.
04:00We are in training.
04:01Training.
04:02Mm-hmm.
04:03Softball.
04:04Bulky's versus chunkies after work.
04:05Tough competition.
04:06They actually have a team.
04:07So do we.
04:08Of people who work here.
04:09At bulky's.
04:10Well, yeah.
04:11Not a whole pitch.
04:12You'll be our star pitcher.
04:13We could win this.
04:14But, uh, what about the rest of the team?
04:16Like I said, don't worry.
04:17Okay.
04:18Watch.
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04:41Okay.
04:42Here we go.
05:01Uh-huh.
05:03Now, let's try that again.
05:06Shall we, bulky medic?
05:08Hey, Ben.
05:09Y'all psyched for today's big game?
05:10No.
05:11Why not?
05:12It's against that worm, Bridget.
05:13I mean, uh, it's against Chunkies.
05:14Yeah, I heard.
05:15I, uh, refuse to participate.
05:16Come on, Ben.
05:17It's Chunkies.
05:18You know, the guys who stole our secret sauce recipe.
05:19Huh?
05:20Don't you want your revenge?
05:21No.
05:22Come on, Ben.
05:23Come on, Ben.
05:24Chunkies.
05:25Who put a detour sign in front of our drive-thru to divert our customers to their restaurant?
05:29I will never forget that day.
05:30Me neither.
05:31Easiest shift I ever had.
05:32No, that was low.
05:33Lower than low.
05:34Yeah, exactly.
05:35So, you're in.
05:36No.
05:37Chunkies.
05:38They call bulky the cow fat.
05:39No, all right?
05:40I won't play.
05:41And neither will you.
05:42What?
05:43What?
05:44What do you mean?
05:45I mean, I won't allow you to play.
05:46But we have a...
05:47Look, people.
05:48I am a businessman, right?
05:49I have a very impressive career ahead of me.
05:51Oh, sorry.
05:52No.
05:53I'm sorry.
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06:14I can't afford to make enemies now if everything goes as planned I hope to
06:19I hope to acquire a manicurial position at Chunky's at Chunky's why at Chunky's will you be quiet
06:32because Chunky's is owned by Greedix International one of the largest multinational corporations in
06:38North America no there's excellent career opportunities in a company that big plus
06:45uh the managers at Chunky's get to wear these red vests I mean they're really nice you're saying
06:50that I'm saying I won't allow you guys to create a rivalry the game is off
06:55oh what a drag I guess we have to tell Bridget we're not allowed to play well she's gonna think
07:13you chickened out hey you're right I can't let that happen the game is on what about uh Benny well uh
07:23Benny doesn't have to know okay okay so uh you can play center field and Rufus will play right
07:33perfect who else is on your shift the mustard you shipped is way too mustardy so next time
07:40send us less mustardy mustard okay
07:42Jen thanks okay see you later we're gonna squash those weenies
07:52guys guys guys I got our outfield all we need now is one catch up there's Eddie the delivery guy
07:59yeah what about Tess Tess is too weird oh Patty no she's not Tess hi hey we're playing softball
08:07later and I rest my case I'll call Eddie Tess what do you have against softball well I'm sorry um
08:16what do you have against that game everything I I can't stand it all sports really all sports well
08:27except yoga I'm into yoga yoga if you want to do yoga with chunkies then you can count me in oh yay
08:38let's compete let's compete to see who's more limber we'll have a contest to see who has the most inner peace
08:45great oh go print up some flyers okay good uh just keep your eye on the ball okay
09:06here we go hey what is going on here um enjoy your meal sir yeah thank you very much yes yeah
09:20just making sure that the customers get their orders remember the game is off
09:27you understand me no practicing yes sir
09:30did you just call me sir yes sir I did sir sir I like the sound of that
09:44carry on thank you sir
09:51hey here we go
09:56well see you've got a new take-out window
10:08sorry oh Tess what is it about softball is it the goofy batting helmets because you know if it is
10:34I completely understand you know it's something that happened to me when I was a kid that experience
10:42yeah I went to a game with my dad it was a beautiful sunny day we had peanuts that's all good
10:53yeah and there was this funny dancing hippopotamus in the stands hippopotamus yeah I'm pretty sure
11:00there was a guy in a costume the game started the throwing guy went onto the little hill the pitcher
11:05went on the mound yeah that's another way of putting it and then it threw the ball at the hitting guy the
11:10batter yeah whatever and then and then there was a loud crack and the ball was flying and it hit the hippo the
11:21mascot right in the head
11:25the hippo stopped dancing oh no the hippo fell down I remember crying
11:30mr. hippo mr. hippo buddy
11:35he just laid there hey guys beautiful day isn't it perfect weather for softball
11:42oh guys guys check it out I got a surprise look bulky come on in
11:50don't mind her she's a little sensitive uh nice to meet you mr. bulky
12:01uh-huh yes I agree with you completely
12:05no idea what he just said me neither
12:10so Alex what's the word is something stuck in the machine yeah there is my arm
12:20that's not good did you try pulling it out gosh no I hadn't thought of that one
12:28wait a thing outside the box Ben I'll uh go get a screwdriver yeah that'd be great thanks
12:36Alex what are you doing that's your pitching arm in there I'm stuck stuck no no you can't be
12:46stuck because you have a game to pitch in two hours don't worry Ben'll get me out okay I didn't
12:50find a screwdriver but I did find this we're tuned what nothing
12:55okay you are going to be the pitcher now okay so here you go now keep your eye on the recycling bin that is your target all right now follow through
13:18yeah okay here we go
13:22uh good good let's just get a little closer all right and uh same thing follow through recycling bin
13:44good oh okay uh look I don't want to put too much pressure on you or anything but with Alex
14:00out of the game you have to magically learn how to pitch in one hour or I will kill myself okay okay
14:06here we go one more time a little closer yeah take it slow concentrate
14:20um I'm sorry Patty but are the recycling bins gonna be this small in the real game
14:27um no Robin they're gonna be much much bigger okay so why don't you just go on and
14:37get ready okay I'll see you soon coach hey Patty I've got the flyers flyers yeah for the yoga
14:48competition Tess you know I like you sometimes but your your PlayStation doesn't have the right
14:54attachments what there is no yoga competition Tess there's only a softball game okay a softball
15:02game which I'm gonna lose a softball game which Bridget's gonna win because we have no pitcher a yoga
15:08competition oh fine fine forget about the yoga competition and I hope you don't lose your
15:17your game you deserve it
15:20that was a perfect pitch Tess wait Tess I am begging you I need you bulkies needs you I'm not playing
15:34Tess sometimes
15:38that was a perfect pitch it's your duty to use your gift Tess nope
15:45is this all because I laughed at your idea of the yoga competition because if it is I think that
15:53that is a really good idea you do no look Tess you have to get over this fear of softball and move
16:02on no no I can't you want to spend the rest of your life being afraid of a ball you you have to get
16:11over this thing okay you have to be stronger than it do you hear me you're right Betty but how
16:17you play today play yes no I couldn't no yes you could because I will be there to help you
16:26I will be there Tess every step of the way and we can do it okay okay okay yeah okay I'll do it
16:34there you go that isn't so bad is it no no I guess not it looks really good Tess you look just like
16:56Tiger Woods he's a gopher oh right okay now Tess here's the hippo killer I mean the ball here's the ball
17:05how do you feel sick
17:09we're fine we're fine
17:15okay okay wait I found a screw I'm turning it Ben Ben Ben that's my finger sorry oh hi ma'am the
17:33machine is out of order oh well I guess I'll go to Chunky's then Chunky's why to use their Chunky
17:40Matic Chunky Matic what they have a vending machine too yeah but there's works they stole my idea oh no
17:50no no no no no no no no oh no sorry hey oh stop it
18:02stop it no you stop it no you stop it okay amazing Tess you're doing fantastic okay now Robin show her
18:11the back no no Tess Tess it's okay you can handle this okay
18:14no Robin I told you before that is a spatula the bat is the big wooden thing with that we were
18:23okay right okay sorry oh my cookies are done your cookies I bake some cookies for the other team
18:31you know kind of an icebreaker
18:32okay okay Tess all we're gonna do now is just hold on
18:47good good Tess is in the freezer yes okay you know what I have never said this before but
19:05I give up I'm just gonna have to face it this isn't gonna work the game is off the game
19:13is off what oh what are you talking about you are going to coach this team to victory
19:22yeah but what's drop the act Patty I know you've been practicing and that's good that's really good
19:27because as your assistant manager I demand that you guys go out there and beat Chunky's those ideas
19:33stealing jerks oh and one more thing you lose you're fired
19:39so when do we start
19:52who's up now Robin Bridget you get some help here okay test pitches it's a hit it's a blooper towards
20:07first base oh wait a minute aren't you playing first base Robin drop the phone and grab the ball
20:12grab the ball what no no it's it's okay Robin no I don't want to talk to Bridget
20:20it's the bottom of the ninth it's 5-3 for Chunkies and the bases are loaded Ben I can't feel my arm
20:34do you realize that a home run could win it for us okay Robin who's not by bat and please don't
20:42tell me it's you it's Robin I think gangrene setting it well Robin good luck and remember hit the ball
20:50get the ball right now put the phone down no you can't bat and talk on the phone at the same time
20:58hello who's this what I can't understand a word you're saying what bulky the cow bulky is that
21:15you please tell me what's happening I can't understand the words you're saying what was
21:22that noise hello hello the line went dead yes no that's not good we won we sure did yeah I hit a
21:39homer yeah well she kind of hit a homer what do you mean kinda well she actually hit a foul ball it
21:46was headed straight over the fence but then it kind of hit an obstruction what did it hit bulky's head
21:52you hit bulky the cow right in the noggin it kind of bounced off his head when flying into the outfield
21:58you know it's amazing Tess you completely got over your fear of softball mascots everything I know I can't
22:24believe you didn't freak out when I hit bulky what do you mean well I thought it would remind you of
22:29the time when you saw the hippo get knocked by the softball when you're a kid I guess it's kind of
22:34similar yeah but the good thing is that now that's all in the same isn't it yeah very
22:54curiously
23:03i'm
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