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00:00Would you like fries with us?
00:01Yes!
00:30You know, it was really nice of you to walk me to work.
00:38Yeah, actually, I just wanted a burger.
00:41You can carry my books next time.
00:43Uh, a bulky burger would really...
00:46Because it's so cool when a guy carries a girl's books.
00:49You know what I mean?
00:50But...
00:52What about my burger?
00:55I think he really likes...
00:57Whatever.
00:58Robin, listen to me. I need your help.
01:00Do you think he wants to ask me out?
01:01Sure, sure he does.
01:03I think he does.
01:04Okay, Robin, listen to me. This is really important.
01:06Sorry.
01:07I'm all ears.
01:08Okay.
01:09Well, not all ears. I mean, only two, really.
01:12Okay.
01:13Do you know Bridget?
01:15Oh, the girl that beat you up for captain of the volleyball team.
01:17Yeah, that's the one.
01:18And the swim team.
01:19Both girls and boys basketball.
01:21Okay, whatever.
01:22Oh, the mini putt-putters.
01:24Horseshoe tossers.
01:25Oh, and the dart throwers.
01:26I'll never forget for that one.
01:27Oh, bungee run squad, too.
01:28Will you stop?
01:30She works at Chunky's, and she wants us to play them in a friendly game of softball.
01:35So I need you to help me beat the tar out of her.
01:38Sweet.
01:39Is she gonna let you be captain of our team?
01:41Hey, Tess, Tess, look.
01:54It's my term project from shop class.
01:56I call it the bulky-matic patent pending.
01:59You spend all term on that?
02:01What grade did you get?
02:03Well, grades don't matter.
02:06The bulky-matic works like a bank machine.
02:08You punch in your code, swipe your bank card, and you prepare an order.
02:18Bet you got a D.
02:20No.
02:21No.
02:22No, I did not.
02:23Now, let's pretend you're a person and you just walked in here now.
02:27What would you like?
02:28You flunked.
02:29You flunked shop.
02:30Will you stop talking about school?
02:32This is work, okay?
02:33What would you like?
02:34Okay.
02:35How about a muffin?
02:36A muffin?
02:37Okay, good.
02:38No.
02:39No, a Danish.
02:40Alright.
02:41Danish.
02:42Punching these buttons in.
02:43No.
02:44Actually, I'm not really hungry.
02:45Okay, how about I just order a bulky triple burger and a large orange frappe?
02:48No.
02:49I don't...
02:56Voila.
02:57The food comes out here.
02:59Ah.
03:01That's the bill.
03:04And...
03:06Where's my burger?
03:10Hey.
03:12Maybe we can start sending pieces of paper instead of food.
03:15Okay.
03:16Um.
03:17Boom.
03:18Good.
03:19Um.
03:20Bend your knees a little more.
03:21Yeah.
03:22And hold the bat a little higher.
03:23The bat?
03:24The spatula.
03:25Oh, right.
03:26Okay.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Good.
03:29Good.
03:30All right.
03:31Here we go.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Oh, right.
03:34Okay.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Good.
03:37Good.
03:38All right.
03:39Here we go.
03:40Yeah.
03:41Uh.
03:42Great.
03:43Uh.
03:44Good.
03:45Your posture was excellent.
03:46Next time, try swinging at the ball.
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Swinging at the ball.
03:50Oh.
03:51Swinging.
03:52Oh.
03:53Swinging.
03:54Okay.
03:55Okay.
03:56Okay.
03:57Does anyone see my burger patties?
03:58Hey, hey.
03:59I need those.
04:00We are in training.
04:01Training.
04:02Mm-hmm.
04:03Softball.
04:04Bulky's versus chunkies after work.
04:05Tough competition.
04:06They actually have a team.
04:07So do we.
04:08Of people who work here.
04:09At bulky's.
04:10Well, yeah.
04:11Not a whole pitch.
04:12You'll be our star pitcher.
04:13We could win this.
04:14But, uh, what about the rest of the team?
04:16Like I said, don't worry.
04:17Okay.
04:18Watch.
04:19Okay.
04:20Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:22Okay.
04:23Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:25Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:28Okay.
04:29Okay.
04:30Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:32Okay.
04:33Okay.
04:34Okay.
04:35Okay.
04:36Okay.
04:37Okay.
04:38Okay.
04:39Okay.
04:40Okay.
04:41Okay.
04:42Here we go.
05:01Uh-huh.
05:03Now, let's try that again.
05:06Shall we, bulky medic?
05:08Hey, Ben.
05:09Y'all psyched for today's big game?
05:10No.
05:11Why not?
05:12It's against that worm, Bridget.
05:13I mean, uh, it's against Chunkies.
05:14Yeah, I heard.
05:15I, uh, refuse to participate.
05:16Come on, Ben.
05:17It's Chunkies.
05:18You know, the guys who stole our secret sauce recipe.
05:19Huh?
05:20Don't you want your revenge?
05:21No.
05:22Come on, Ben.
05:23Come on, Ben.
05:24Chunkies.
05:25Who put a detour sign in front of our drive-thru to divert our customers to their restaurant?
05:29I will never forget that day.
05:30Me neither.
05:31Easiest shift I ever had.
05:32No, that was low.
05:33Lower than low.
05:34Yeah, exactly.
05:35So, you're in.
05:36No.
05:37Chunkies.
05:38They call bulky the cow fat.
05:39No, all right?
05:40I won't play.
05:41And neither will you.
05:42What?
05:43What?
05:44What do you mean?
05:45I mean, I won't allow you to play.
05:46But we have a...
05:47Look, people.
05:48I am a businessman, right?
05:49I have a very impressive career ahead of me.
05:52Oh, sorry.
05:53The...
05:54The...
05:55The...
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06:17I can't afford to make enemies now.
06:18No, if everything goes as planned, I hope to...
06:23I hope to acquire a manicurial position at Chunky's.
06:26At...
06:27Chunky?
06:30Why at Chunky's?
06:31Will you be quiet?
06:33Because Chunky's is owned by Greedix International.
06:35One of the largest multinational corporations in North America.
06:39No, there's excellent career opportunities in a company that big.
06:43Plus, uh, the managers at Chunky's get to wear these red vests.
06:48I mean, they're really nice with these big...
06:49But...
06:50You're saying that I can't...
06:51I'm saying I won't allow you guys to create a rivalry.
06:54The game is off.
06:56Oh, what a drag!
07:09I guess we have to tell Bridget we're not allowed to play.
07:12Well, she's gonna think you chickened out.
07:15Hey, you're right.
07:17I can't let that happen.
07:19The game's on.
07:21What about, uh, Benny?
07:23Well, uh, Benny doesn't have to know.
07:29Okay, okay.
07:30So, uh, you can play center field.
07:32And Rufus will play right.
07:34Perfect!
07:35Who else is on your shift?
07:36The mustard you shipped is way too mustardy.
07:39So next time, send us less mustardy mustardy.
07:42Okay?
07:43Jen?
07:48Thanks.
07:49Okay, see you later.
07:50We're gonna squash those weenies.
07:53Guys!
07:54Guys!
07:55I got our outfield.
07:56All we need now is one catch-up.
07:58There's Eddie the delivery guy.
07:59Yeah.
08:00What about Tess?
08:01Tess is too weird.
08:03Oh, Patty, no she's not.
08:05Tess!
08:06Hi!
08:07Hey, we're playing softball later, and...
08:10I rest my case.
08:12I'll call Eddie.
08:13Tess, what do you have against softball?
08:15Whoa, I'm sorry.
08:16Um, what do you have against that game?
08:20Everything.
08:21I...
08:22I can't stand it.
08:23All sports.
08:25Really?
08:26All sports?
08:27Well, except yoga.
08:29I'm into yoga.
08:31Yoga.
08:34If you want to do yoga with Chunkies,
08:36then you can count me in.
08:38Oh, yay!
08:39Let's compete to see who's more limber.
08:41We'll have a contest to see who has the most inner peace.
08:46Great!
08:47I'll go print up some flyers.
08:49Okay, good.
08:50Uh, just keep your eye on the ball, okay?
09:06No way!
09:07Here we go.
09:08Hey, what is going on here?
09:09Um, enjoy your meal, sir.
09:10Uh, thank you very much, yes, yeah.
09:11Just making sure that the customers get their orders.
09:12Remember, the game is off.
09:13Do you understand me?
09:14Do you understand me?
09:15No practicing.
09:16Yes, sir.
09:17Did you just call me sir?
09:18Did you just call me sir?
09:19Yes, sir.
09:20I like the sound of that.
09:21Sir.
09:22Carry on.
09:23Thank you, sir.
09:24Thank you, sir.
09:25Okay.
09:26Okay.
09:27Okay.
09:28Here we go.
09:30Here we go.
09:31Oh, what?
09:32Tell me.
09:33It's good.
09:34But there is a mockery.
09:35No, no.
09:36No, no, no.
09:37No, no.
09:38No.
09:39No.
09:40No, no, no, no.
09:41No, no.
09:43No, no, no.
09:44No, I'm going to go there.
09:45No, no.
09:46No, no, I'm going to go to work here.
09:47Okay.
09:49Not that I'm going to go.
09:50Oh, no, no, no.
09:51No, no, no no.
09:52No, no, no, no, no.
09:53No, no, no, no.
09:54No.
09:55No, no, no, no, no.
09:57Well, I see you've got a new take-out window.
10:09Sorry.
10:27Oh, Tess, what is it about softball?
10:31Is it the Goofy Batting Helmets?
10:33Because you know if it is, I'd completely understand.
10:36You know, it's something that happened to me when I was a kid.
10:42Bad experience?
10:43Yeah.
10:45I went to a game with my dad.
10:49It was a beautiful sunny day.
10:51We had peanuts.
10:52That's all good?
10:53Yeah.
10:54And there was this funny dancing hippopotamus in the stands.
10:57Hippopotamus?
10:58Yeah.
10:59I'm pretty sure it was a guy in a costume.
11:01The game started.
11:03The throwing guy went onto the little hill.
11:05The pitcher went on the mound.
11:06Yeah, that's another way of putting it.
11:08And then, he threw the ball at the hitting guy.
11:10The batter.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Whatever.
11:13And then, and then there was a loud crack.
11:15And?
11:16And the ball was flying and it hit the hippo.
11:21The mascot?
11:22Right in the head.
11:23Ouch.
11:24The hippo stopped dancing.
11:25Oh no.
11:26The hippo fell down.
11:27I remember crying.
11:28Mr. Hippo.
11:29Mr. Hippo.
11:30Mr. Hippo.
11:31Buddy.
11:32He just laid there.
11:33Hey guys.
11:34Beautiful day, isn't it?
11:35Perfect weather for softball.
11:37Whoa.
11:38Whoa.
11:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:40Guys, guys.
11:41Check it out.
11:42I got a surprise.
11:43Look.
11:44Bulky.
11:45Come on in.
11:46Hi.
11:47What's Bulky for the game?
11:48Yeah.
11:49Don't mind her.
11:50She's a little sensitive.
11:51Nice to meet you, Mr. Bulky.
11:52Uh-huh.
11:53Uh-huh.
11:54Uh-huh.
11:55Uh, don't mind her.
11:56She's a little sensitive.
11:58Uh, uh, nice to meet you, Mr. Bulky.
12:01Uh-huh.
12:02Uh-huh.
12:03Uh-huh.
12:04Yes, uh, I agree with you completely.
12:05Uh-huh.
12:06Uh-huh.
12:07Uh-huh.
12:08Uh-huh.
12:09No idea what he just said.
12:10Me neither.
12:15So, Alex, what's the word?
12:17Is something stuck in the machine?
12:18Yeah, there is.
12:19Ha-ha.
12:20My arm.
12:21Uh-huh.
12:22That's not good.
12:24Did you, uh, try pulling it out?
12:26Gosh, no.
12:27I hadn't thought of that one.
12:28Wait a thing outside the box, Ben!
12:32I'll, uh, go get a screwdriver.
12:34Yeah.
12:35That'd be great.
12:36Thanks.
12:39Alex, what are you doing?
12:41That's your pitching arm in there.
12:42I'm stuck.
12:43Stuck?
12:44No.
12:45No, you can't be stuck, because you have a game to pitch in two hours.
12:48Don't worry.
12:49Ben will get me out.
12:50Okay, I didn't find a screwdriver, but I did find this.
12:53We're tuned.
12:54What?
12:55Nothing?
12:56Okay.
12:57You are going to be the pitcher now.
13:01Okay, so here you go.
13:02Now, keep your eye on the recycling bin.
13:03That is your target, alright?
13:04Now, follow through.
13:05Yeah?
13:06Okay.
13:07Here we go.
13:08Uh, good.
13:09Good.
13:10Good.
13:11Good.
13:12Good.
13:13Let's just get a little closer.
13:14All right.
13:15And, uh, same thing.
13:16Follow through.
13:17Recycling bin.
13:18Recycling bin.
13:19Okay.
13:20Now, follow through.
13:21Now, follow through.
13:22Yeah?
13:23Okay.
13:24Here we go.
13:25Uh, good.
13:26Good.
13:27Good.
13:28Let's just get a little closer.
13:30All right.
13:31Uh, good.
13:33Good.
13:34Let's just get a little closer.
13:36All right.
13:37And, uh, same thing.
13:40Follow through.
13:42Recycling bin.
13:45Good.
13:46Oh, okay.
13:47Uh, look.
13:49I don't want to put too much pressure on you or anything, but with Alex out of the game,
14:01you have to magically learn how to pitch in one hour or I will kill myself, okay?
14:05Okay.
14:06Okay.
14:07Okay.
14:08Here we go.
14:09One more time.
14:12A little closer.
14:13Yeah.
14:14Take it slow.
14:15Concentrate.
14:16I'm sorry, Patty, but are the recycling bins going to be this small in the real game?
14:29Um, no.
14:32Robin, they're going to be much, much bigger.
14:35Okay?
14:36So why don't you just go on and get ready?
14:40Okay.
14:41I'll see you soon, coach.
14:43Hey, Patty, I've got the flyers.
14:47Flyers?
14:48Yeah, for the yoga competition.
14:50Tess, you know, I like you sometimes, but your PlayStation doesn't have the right attachments.
14:56What?
14:57There's no yoga competition, Tess.
14:59There's only a softball game, okay?
15:01A softball game which I'm going to lose.
15:04A softball game which Bridget's going to win because we have no pitcher.
15:08A yoga competition?
15:10Oh!
15:11Fine.
15:12Fine.
15:13Fine.
15:14Forget about the yoga competition and I hope you don't lose your...
15:18Your game.
15:19You deserve it.
15:20Oh, shhh.
15:21That was a perfect pitch.
15:26Tess, wait.
15:27Tess, I am begging you.
15:30I need you.
15:31I need you.
15:32Bulky's needs you.
15:33I'm not playing.
15:37Tess, sometime...
15:39It's really...
15:41That was a perfect pitch.
15:42It's your duty to use your gift, Tess.
15:45Nope.
15:46Is this all because I laughed at your idea of the yoga competition?
15:51Because if it is, I think that that is a really good idea.
15:56You do?
15:57No.
15:58Look, Tess, you have to get over this fear of softball and move on.
16:02No.
16:03No, I can't.
16:04Do you want to spend the rest of your life being afraid of a ball?
16:09Tess, you have to get over this thing, okay?
16:13You have to be stronger than it.
16:15Do you hear me?
16:16You're right, Betty, but how?
16:17You play today.
16:19Play?
16:20Yes.
16:21No, I couldn't.
16:22No.
16:23Yes, you could because I will be there to help you.
16:26I will be there, Tess, every step of the way.
16:29And we can do it.
16:31Okay.
16:32Okay?
16:33Okay.
16:34Okay, I'll do it.
16:35You will?
16:36Yeah.
16:37We're gonna squish them like bugs.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Oh.
16:42Sorry.
16:47There you go.
16:51That isn't so bad, is it?
16:53No, no, I guess not.
16:54It looks really good, Tess.
16:56You look just like Tiger Woods.
16:58He's a golfer.
17:00Uh, right.
17:01Okay.
17:02Now, Tess, here's the hippo killer.
17:04I mean the ball.
17:05Here's the ball.
17:06How do you feel?
17:08Sick.
17:12Okay.
17:13We're fine.
17:14We're fine.
17:15Okay.
17:21Wait.
17:22I found a screw.
17:23I'm turning it.
17:24Ben!
17:25Ben!
17:26Ben!
17:27That's my finger.
17:28Sorry.
17:31Oh, hi, ma'am.
17:33The, uh, machine is out of order.
17:35Oh.
17:36Well, I guess I'll go to Chunky's then.
17:37Chunky's?
17:38Why?
17:39To use their Chunkymatic.
17:40Chunkymatic?
17:41What, they have a vending machine too?
17:43Yeah.
17:44But there's works.
17:45Oh, no, no, no.
17:46They stole my idea!
17:49Oh, no.
17:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:53Oh, no!
17:54Ah!
17:55Sorry.
17:56Hey!
17:57Ah!
17:58Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:00Ah!
18:01Ah, stop it!
18:02No, you!
18:03Stop it!
18:04No, you!
18:05Okay.
18:06Amazing.
18:07Tess, you're doing fantastic.
18:09Okay?
18:10Now, Robin, show her the bat.
18:11No!
18:12No, no, Tess, Tess, it's okay.
18:13You can handle this, okay?
18:17You know, Robin, I told you before, that is a spatula.
18:20The bat is the big wooden thing that we were...
18:24Okay, right.
18:25Okay.
18:26Sorry.
18:27Oh!
18:28My cookies are done.
18:29Your cookies?
18:30Take some cookies for the other team.
18:31You know, kind of an icebreaker.
18:35No, kind of an icebreaker.
18:36Hmm.
18:37Okay.
18:44Tess?
18:45All we're gonna do now is just hold on.
18:52Tess?
18:58Good!
18:59Good!
19:00Tess is in the freezer!
19:01Yes!
19:02Okay!
19:03You know what?
19:04I have never said this before, but I give up.
19:07I'm just gonna have to face it.
19:08This isn't gonna work.
19:10The game is off!
19:13The game is on!
19:16What?
19:17What are you talking about?
19:18You are going to coach this team to victory.
19:22Yeah, but what's gonna...
19:23Drop the act, Patty.
19:24I know you've been practicing it.
19:25That's good.
19:26That's really good.
19:27Because as your assistant manager, I demand that you guys go out there and beat Chunkies!
19:32Those ideas-stealing jerks!
19:35Ow!
19:36Oh!
19:37And one more thing.
19:38You lose, you're fired.
19:40Oh!
19:41Oh!
19:42Ow!
19:50So...
19:51When do we start?
19:52I can't!
19:53Oh!
19:57Who's up now, Robin?
20:00Bridget!
20:01You got some help here?
20:03Okay.
20:04Test pitches.
20:05It's a hit.
20:06It's a blooper towards first base.
20:07Ow!
20:08Hey, wait a minute.
20:09Aren't you playing first base?
20:11Robin, drop the phone and grab the ball.
20:12Grab the ball.
20:13What?
20:14No.
20:15No, no, it's okay, Robin.
20:18No, I don't want to talk to Bridget.
20:28It's the bottom of the ninth, it's 5-3 for Chunkies, and the bases are loaded.
20:32Ben, I can't feel my arm.
20:35Do you realize that a home run could win it for us?
20:39Okay, Robin, who's left by bat? And please don't tell me it's you.
20:43It's Robin.
20:45I think in green setting it.
20:46Well, Robin, good luck.
20:49And remember, hit the ball.
20:51Yeah, the ball.
20:52Right.
20:53Now, put the phone down.
20:55No, you can't bat and talk on the phone at the same time.
20:58What the?
21:01Hello?
21:02Who's this?
21:03What?
21:04I can't understand a word you're saying.
21:08What?
21:10Bulky the cow.
21:11Bulky, is that you?
21:15Can you please tell me what's happening?
21:18I can't understand a word you're saying.
21:21What was that noise?
21:23Hello?
21:23Hello?
21:24The line went dead.
21:25Yes!
21:25No, that's not good!
21:35We won.
21:37We sure did.
21:38Yeah.
21:39I hit a homer.
21:40Yeah.
21:41Well, she kind of hit a homer.
21:42What do you mean, kind of?
21:43Well, she actually hit a foul ball.
21:45It was headed straight over the fence.
21:47But then, it kind of hit an obstruction.
21:50What did it hit?
21:51Bulky's head.
21:52You hit Bulky the cow?
21:53Right in the noggin.
21:55Then it kind of bounced off his head.
21:56And when flying into the outfield,
21:59we won!
22:00We beat Charlie's!
22:04We beat Charlie's!
22:10Oh!
22:14You know, it's amazing, Tess.
22:17You completely got over your fear of softball,
22:21mascots, everything.
22:23I know.
22:24I can't believe you didn't freak out when I hit Bulky.
22:26What do you mean?
22:28Well, I thought it would remind you of the time
22:30when you saw the hippo get knocked by the softball
22:31when you were a kid.
22:33I guess it's kind of similar.
22:35Yeah, but the good thing is that now that's all in the...
22:38It's the same, isn't it?
22:40Yeah, very.
22:40I don't know.
22:45I don't know.
22:45I don't know.
22:47It's the same...
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