00:00In second place, this March was the insane video of Ashton Hall's morning routine,
00:03which devoured 15.5% of the vote. I saw this thing too in my feed, it's kind of ridiculous.
00:08He gets up at like 3 in the morning, peels a piece of duct tape off his mouth to start the
00:11day. It's psychotic. He's like that America's Got Talent dude with the tape on his mouth. He
00:14also seemingly wants to like breed with Saratoga water or something, because he's like swishing
00:17it and dousing himself with it at every opportunity he gets. Pretty sure he has Saratoga
00:21water in the walls. Regardless, this ridiculous morning routine encapsulates everything wrong
00:25with hustle culture summed up beautifully. No one has time to wake up at 3 in the morning and
00:29spend 8 hours doing a variety of carnival games and workouts. This is just insane.
