00:00Mornin' dickhead.
00:01Hello, moron.
00:03Hey, watch your mouth, you dumb friggin' swede.
00:06Look, don't tell me what to do, huh?
00:08Yeah, yeah, big man with the axe.
00:10The axe? All right, fine. You wanna clock me? You think you can take me? Come on!
00:17All right, 1937, at Todd Field.
00:20Oh, for God's sake.
00:23You're a child.
00:24He started it.
00:25I'm sure John's started every fight since 1948.
00:29Yeah, well, it's ridiculous.
00:47Oh, my God.
00:49Holy moly.
00:53Oh, you were friends?
00:55What could make two grown men spend most of their lives fighting each other?
00:59You're a guess.
01:00A woman.
01:01Yeah, yeah.
01:03You say she's all alone?
01:04And hot to trot.
01:06Ever since I got here, you and Max Goldman have been stuck up against your windows.
01:11Been watching the squirrels. One of them's making a nest right under your ear. Squirrels.
01:15Sure, John.
01:18I'll have you made it in three moves.
01:20Shouldn't we get to know each other a little better first?
01:25Oh, Max.
01:27I think we're going to be great friends.
01:29Oh, frie... frie...
01:32Friends.
01:32Friends is good. That's good, isn't it?
01:34Yeah.
01:36John, when was the last time you made love?
01:38October 4th, 1978.
01:43You stole her, didn't you?
01:44What?
01:44She's mine.
01:45Yeah, well, she came to me.
01:47She's yours.
01:48Oh, shit.
01:49I'm sorry, crazy!
01:52That's not just a woman living across your street.
01:55She's an angel.
01:58Angel, right.
01:59Take it easy, Chuck.
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