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Please watch: "My Girlfriend's Love Is Killing Me | Standup Comedy | Alon Elian"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjWWsTpxuLE
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00:00I have a bunch of really great babysitters that like are wonderful, like interacting with my
00:04children. And then I have what I like to call warm body babysitters, okay? Like I put the kids to bed
00:09and I'm just like, you watch Netflix and text me if the house is on fire, you know what I mean?
00:14And like sometimes I don't vet those ones quite as well. And one of them texted me when I was at
00:19a comedy show one night and she was like, hey, um, your son's kind of whining in his room.
00:24And I go, okay. And she goes, so I knocked on the door to see if everything was okay.
00:31And I was like, oh, okay. He's not a businessman with a belt around his neck.
00:36You can just get on in there. You know what I mean? You're not interrupting a conference call
00:40with Beijing. Like you can just pop in and see what's up, you know? It's kind of what I'm paying
00:45you for.
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