Never trust someone who says "they know a guy" - Kevin Casey White - video Dailymotion

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00:00I don't know where my father is buried.

00:03I don't know where my father's buried.

00:05I do want to clarify, he's dead.

00:09This isn't like a crazy scavenger hunt where I'm like, get a shovel, get a flashlight.

00:14He owed money all over town.

00:16Yeah, okay, so this was years ago.

00:18My dad died, and we didn't have any money for a funeral.

00:22But my brother knew a guy who was a groundskeeper at a cemetery who could dig us a hole for free.

00:29So we went that route.

00:31This is real.

00:32And when I tell people that, they're always shocked.

00:34They're like, that is disrespectful to the deceased.

00:36And it's like, hold on, you didn't know my father.

00:37He loved a deal, okay?

00:41He would have been so proud we saved a couple bucks.

00:44It was a beautiful service, just me, my mom, my brother, a nervous groundskeeper checking his watch.

00:53We wore all black, not only out of respect, but also cover under nightfall, right?

00:59We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:01We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:02We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:03We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:04We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:05We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:06We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:07We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:08We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:09We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:10We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:11We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:12We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:13We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:14We wore all black, not only out of respect.

01:15We wore all black, not only out of respect.