If Fun For White People There Be, Arrests For Minorities You'll See

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00:00The Smartleaf Bud Bar is the Apple store of cannabis in that you're paying a premium for

00:05the experience of feeling superior to people who consume the same basic product elsewhere.

00:12After all, you're a smart, savvy, suburban consumer who just wants to unwind after a

00:19hard day of work. Not one of the hundreds of thousands of chumps across America's lame-o

00:24states who still get arrested every year for marijuana possession.

00:29Jeez, it sucks to be those guys.

00:32It sure does. Like the old saying goes, if fun for white people there be,

00:37arrest for minorities you'll see.

00:39I don't think that's a phrase.

00:41But you don't need to feel guilty about the fact that weed has become a 30 billion dollar business

00:48while thousands of Americans, including a disproportionate number of minorities,

00:54are still languishing in state prisons on life-altering felony charges for enjoying sweet,

01:01sweet doobie. Because if you did, maybe you wouldn't buy as many of our

01:06stupidly overpriced pre-rolls and edibles we say are made with Parisian chocolate.

01:13So you can feel classy when you get blasted on your couch.