If Streaming Services Were Honest

Since Netflix is jacking up the price again. #shorts #netflix #comedy #parody #youtubeshorts

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00:00Well, we already pay for other streaming services.

00:03Like, so many streaming services!

00:06That's because other sh**ier services like Jordan Plus or Breeding Max lure viewers with

00:13some must-see show.

00:15And then before you can look up, you're seven seasons deep into some Belarusian soap opera

00:21because you were too lazy to stop their aggressive autoplay feature.

00:24Not only Hortflix has both a popular workplace sitcom from when you could still get out

00:30of bed without audibly groaning, and a brand new prestige drama about the most recent Silicon

00:38Valley scandal called Aptastrophe or The Student.

00:42Ooh, that sounds great!

00:44Doesn't it?

00:45Don't look at the reviews and make sure to really soak in the first two seasons we'll

00:50make before abruptly cancelling it once the creative talent starts asking for more money.