Slormp!

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00:00What is slorm?

00:02Slorm is eeewy!

00:04Slorm is oogey!

00:06Slorm is disgusting!

00:09Slorm's a mess of messy fun!

00:14AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

00:18Uh, Slorm! Yeah!

00:24Uh, um...

00:26Slorms are here!

00:28Slorms are weird!

00:30Slorms are burpy!

00:32Slorms are not appropriate!

00:36Slorms are bouncy!

00:48Look at me, look at me. You okay?

00:50You professional? You gonna be a man?

00:52Give me one of these. Do that.

00:54Yeah, alright. No, we're good.

00:56Hahahaha!

00:58Welcome to my gooey creature science lab,

01:01where I give my gooey creatures their gruesome features.

01:04They're the spookiest! They're the gooeyest!

01:07Slorm...

01:09The grossiest!

01:10To grow your own gooey creature,

01:11simply remove from the frozen packaging and place in warm water.

01:14Then listen for the crackling sound.

01:16Keep your ear up to it for at least 30 seconds

01:18until after the crackling starts.

01:20What? AAAAAAHHHHH!

01:22Hey!

01:27AAAAAAHHHHH!

01:37Welcome, Slormp.

01:39Slormp is product.

01:41Slormp is product.

01:43Even I enjoy Slormp, and I... Slormp.

01:49Slormp. Slormp. Slormp.

01:52Cut.

01:54I liked it.

01:56Yay!

02:01One more for safety.