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00:00I have no kids, which is rare for my skin complexion, have no kids at all.
00:04And it's okay to laugh at that. I know I look like I got kids. I thought I had two, but I backed out of there.
00:08You know what I'm saying? Come on, bro. Sometimes you gotta do it. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you gotta do it.
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