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Grandpa doesn't wanna be here anymore - Tim Smith
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My grandfather's 95. Every time I see him, he's like,
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I don't want to be here.
00:06
I'm like, same dude, same. I hate it here.
00:12
My grandfather died shortly after I wrote that joke,
00:15
which is like a bummer because he was like my boy.
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He wasn't just like grandpa.
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So I was pretty broken up about it,
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but then the inheritance money came through
00:22
and I was like, it was his time to go.
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Thanks for the new shoes, grandpa.
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Huh?
00:29
That's me bragging that I inherited $87.
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