If you met Sandra Bullock's character in real life... | Akshay Sampath | Cracked Comedy Club - video Dailymotion

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00:00I was a kid when we moved here, and I spent my whole childhood, like, studying movies to try to fit in.

00:05I would get, like, really into whatever movie I'd just seen.

00:08So, like, I saw Rudy, and I got really into football for a week.

00:12And then I saw The Blind Side, and I got really into white people for a week.

00:17And then I saw Harriet and Kumar, and I was like,

00:18this is my Black Panther, actually, how I need to live the rest of my life.

00:23I did that because I was a dumb kid, right?

00:26Like, I didn't realize that the main character in a movie is only cool in the context of the movie.

00:32Do you know what I mean?

00:33If The Blind Side happened in your town,

00:35you wouldn't be like, Sandra Bullock, what a cool lady.

00:39You'd be like, did you hear Sandra Bullock stole a Black kid?

00:44And we'd be like, what? Why?

00:46For her high school's offensive line, dude, it's not even a good reason.

00:50It's crazy.