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Giving friends bad dating advice | Jared Waters | Cracked Comedy Club
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This is what she said to me.
00:01
She makes great dating advice.
00:02
She goes, the problem with men in society
00:03
is that men don't hold other men accountable.
00:05
That's why they say reckless stuff to women.
00:08
She got me on that one.
00:10
My group chat is crazy right now, you know what I'm saying?
00:16
She said, the problem with men,
00:18
men never tell their friends the truth.
00:19
They let men walk around with lies in their head.
00:21
And I said, that's me as well, you know.
00:24
I lie to my friends all the time.
00:25
I think it's hilarious.
00:26
I think it's funny.
00:27
I like them crashing out in life.
00:29
My boy asked me for dating advice.
00:30
I give him the worst advice ever.
00:32
Does you think I should ask my boss out?
00:33
Yeah, ask your boss out.
00:34
She hired you.
00:35
She definitely wants you.
00:36
Yeah, go ahead.
00:37
At the holiday party, dance up on her when they play Nelly.
00:40
It's the time, man.
00:40
Go ahead, man.
00:41
You're definitely gonna get a promotion, brother.
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