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DC people are too informed | Denise Taylor | Cracked Comedy Club
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9 months ago
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I just moved here from Washington, DC.
00:01
I don't know if you guys have been there before,
00:03
but it's a very informed city, right?
00:05
And I found that out the hard way
00:06
because back when I used to live there, you guys,
00:09
this homeless lady one time walked up to me,
00:11
stared at me for three seconds and went,
00:13
you know who you look like?
00:15
And I was like, mm-hmm, me like Kunis.
00:18
Yeah.
00:20
And she goes, Klaus, Michael Dukakis.
00:26
Yeah.
00:28
Yeah, 1988 Democratic presidential nominee,
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Michael Dukakis.
00:33
Have you heard of him?
00:34
Okay, good, because I freaking hadn't.
00:37
Nope, I had to Google image that privately
00:39
on the side later on.
00:41
And I was like, oh no.
00:43
Like, I see it.
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