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You ever meet a middle aged kid? | Mike Lebovitz | Cracked Comedy Club
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10 months ago
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00:00
Some people are born middle-aged, like, I've got this son, he's 10 years old, or he's 6, it doesn't matter, he's a...
00:07
That's not the point, you know.
00:09
The point is he goes somewhere during the day and then he comes back, okay?
00:12
And, uh...
00:14
He, uh...
00:17
That's the necessary exposition, I mean, that's...
00:20
He went wherever he goes and then he comes back off the school bus, apparently, and, uh...
00:25
He comes right up to me, he doesn't say hello or anything, the first thing he says to me, he goes,
00:28
Um, Austin Richards would not wear his seatbelt on the bus.
00:32
Okay, that's a middle-aged dude, right?
00:36
School bus snark? For sure.
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