00:00That concludes the company time and money portion of the video.
00:02Next we'll discuss the main reason you're here, sexual harassment.
00:06Hey! Don't! Stop! You touched me without my consent!
00:13That seems like a totally natural and not at all contrived segue
00:17into our harassment training section of this video.
00:20Harassment has no place in the workplace unless you're a white guy that's been here
00:24for like 10 to 40 years and your uncle owns the company.
00:27Then he can pretty much get away with anything.
00:29That's right, don't say stuff like,
00:31Hey Karen! Nice boobs!
00:34Unless you're totally prepared to play an audio recording of the incident
00:37where you can successfully convince us you said nice boots.
00:42What else would you expect from our highly trained and highly paid
00:45executive suite of mostly aggressive men and women who clawed their way up the patriarchy?
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