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Okay, we admit it, the war on drugs did NOT work out as we hoped..  Starring: McGort The Crime Hort: Jack Hunter Former Incarcerated Person: Dorian Debose  Written by: Eli Yudin Producer/Director: Michael Strauss Director of Photography: Rob Menzer Editor: Gabrielle Williott Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott  00:00 Ground News Ad 01:21 Intro War on Drugs Honest Ad 01:44 McGort the Crime Hort 01:58 Drugs! 02:38 Our war on drugs is overly punitive  03:15 Iraq & Sadam Hussein 03:42 Who's racist now? 04:00 My great evil 04:50 The system works! 05:50 We appreciate the sacrifice   See more http://www.cracked.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://cracked.tumblr.com

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00:00100 marijuana plants. That's basically 100 grams of heroin.

00:07At least according to the federal sentencing guidelines that I keep tucked in here right next to my heart.

00:14What drove you to such evil? Was it the service of Satan?

00:19No, it was in the service of paying rent, what I couldn't provide for my family.

00:24And by your family, do you mean your found family of Satan and all the other criminals?

00:31No, I mean my regular God-fearing family.

00:35My wife, Louise, and my son, Paul Jr., who I then didn't see for a decade because I spent that time in federal prison.

00:41Ah, you see! The system works!

If The War On Drugs Was Honest - Honest Ads [Scruff McGruff, War On Drugs Parody]

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