00:00Doesn't everything that comes out of his mouth sound dumb?
00:03Better coming out of his mouth than mine.
00:05See, as CEO, I have to offload the burden of handling so many different people and departments
00:11to a third party that works for all of us here at Horton Enterprise.
00:16I'm here for you, as your trusty, sin-eating, shit-grinning fake friend.
00:20So send me your complaints, but if you're up to speed with company policy, you'll be
00:24our faithful new employee in no time.
00:27You can see me as a confidant if you want, a shoulder to cry on if you'd like.
00:30All I ask is you remember that I work for Roger, and I'll literally do anything he says.
00:34Like ignore all the things we're about to tell you, if he tells me to.
00:36Officially, welcome to Horton Enterprises.
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