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00:00Hello new employee! I'm Roger Horton, Chief Executive Overlord at Horton Enterprises.

00:05We're a multi-billion dollar company that does so many things you probably have lost track as to what we really do here.

00:13Well, I'm here to tell you exactly what to expect as we onboard you with exciting new graphics,

00:20intolerable video sketches, and painful harassment training sessions that will eat up so much of your work hours

00:27you'll have to come in multiple Saturdays just to save face.

00:31But, with that hard work, you'll be repaid in the colossal

00:37occasional happy hour or pizza lunch and our legendary holiday parties.

00:43Did I mention every two weeks you'll get a subpar bit of

00:47electronic money in your bank account as a thank you.

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