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If A $99 dresser seems too good to be true, it's probably because it is....made of particle board and impossible to recycle! Thanks, Ikea :))  Starring: Roger Horton: Jack Hunter Couple: Irina Chelidze and Robert Johnston  Written by: Reva Grimball Producer/Director: Michael Strauss Director of Photography: Rob Menzer Editor: Gabrielle Williott Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott  00:00 Rocket Money Ad 01:05 If Furniture Were Honest 01:21 What do the assembly instructions say 01:36 Hi I’m Roger of WayHort  01:49 You knew this was garbage? 02:12 The truth about particleboard 02:44 how’s your return policy 03:04 12 billion tons of furniture in the trash 03:29 How our furniture is so cheap 04:00 impossible to recycle 04:10 welcome to our disposable economy 04:47 I’ve been Roger  See more http://www.cracked.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://cracked.tumblr.com

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00:00One final screw, and voila!

00:04Now this is a chair.

00:07Well, I guess that explains these.

00:09What the hell? Why do we have so many extra parts?

00:11I don't know. What do the instructions say?

00:16It says we need six people to put this together.

00:19But with pictures, there are no words?

00:22Okay, well, maybe we missed a step somewhere.

00:24Oh no, you didn't miss anything.

00:27In fact, you did everything perfectly.

00:29Except buying this piece of crap in the first place.

00:31Hi, I'm Roger of Wayhort.

00:34Wayhort is the quickest, cheapest, and most unethical way to furnish your house.

00:38We're out here converting Europe's last remaining ancient forests into garbage on the daily.

00:44You knew this was a piece of crap?

00:46Everybody knows that.

Everybody knows our furniture is crap | Cheap Furniture ads be like

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