The worst day I ever had with my daughter | David Drake | Cracked Comedy Club - video Dailymotion

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00:00I am a father who probably shouldn't be. I have a three-year-old daughter. I had arguably the worst

00:07moment of my life spending time with her.

00:13Yeah, I got food poisoning in public because she like she touches all she just touched all my food

00:20with her like gross toddler hands, and then I ate it because it's it's my food and

00:27And then I was out and

00:30I of course had crippling stomach pains

00:33and so I had to go into a public restroom, and then I just put her in the corner of the stall and

00:41She just had to scream and watch