00:00We're decorated like a food casino, where there's no way to tell what part of the country you're in
00:05or how long you've been there. Chains are the anonymous tinder hookup of food, a real pump
00:12and dump. Approximately eight hours later, every location's menu was identical, gigantic beyond
00:18reason, and replete with a pantheon of international cuisines so varied that our
00:25crack team of minimum wage line cooks couldn't possibly do them all well.
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