Mum writes hilarious poem in memory of son's dead hamster

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A mum wrote an hilarious poem in memory of her son's hamster - bringing light to an otherwise sad situation.  Julian Junior, 20, lost Bonnet, his hamster of two and a half years, two weeks ago after he died of old age.  Bonnet, named after Julian's similarly grey car bonnet at the time, was sadly found dead in his cage on October 8.  Shortly after he was found, Julian's boyfriend Aaron Hayes, 18, requested a poem as part of an obituary and Julian's mum Beverley Griffiths, 59, immediately obliged.   In just 25 minutes, Beverly whipped up a poem which left Julian, Aaron and herself in hysterics.

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00:00It's a poem. It's a poem.

00:02Death trap.

00:04Call goodbye, bonnet.

00:06Now.

00:08You ready?

00:10I'm ready.

00:12Oh bonnet, sweet bonnet.

00:14Oh bonnet, my love.

00:16As your journey begins to the hamster heaven above.

00:18I'd just like to say

00:20what a cutie you were

00:22with your little buck teeth

00:24and your beautiful fur.

00:26Sorry, that's beautiful.

00:28In my heart there's a space

00:30that only you could fill.

00:32Running round in your wheel

00:34spreading love and free will.

00:36I hope you have fun

00:38on your angelic cloud

00:40because you kept me awake

00:42you were f***ing wild.

00:50I'll remember you forever

00:52my soft furry friend

00:54as your little hamster life

00:56comes to an end.

00:58And I sit on my bed

01:00in tears as I weep

01:02for once in my life

01:04I'll get a night's sleep.

01:06So fly high with your angel wings

01:08up into the sky.

01:10Oh bonnet, sweet bonnet.

01:12My bonnet, fly high.

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