(April 2005) HBO Intershows, Promos & Montage

Craig's VCR & Media Closet

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00:00♪

00:06♪

00:11♪ Birds flying high, you know how I feel ♪

00:15♪ Sun in the sky, you know how I feel ♪

00:21♪ Breeze driftin' on by, you know how I feel ♪

00:26♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day, and I'm feelin' good ♪

00:33♪

00:40♪ Stars when you shine, you know how I feel ♪

00:47♪ Sand of the pine, you know how I feel ♪

00:52♪ The freedom is mine, and I know how I feel ♪

00:59♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me ♪

01:08♪ For me, ooh, and I'm feelin' good ♪

01:18♪

01:21♪

01:43Good morning, Charlie!

01:45♪

01:52The Matrix Reloaded on HBO at 8,

01:54followed by Charlie's Angels Full Throttle on Cinemax at 10.30.

01:58♪

02:03Saturday.

02:05♪

02:11He's had a case break out at his place.

02:13What about the vaccine?

02:15You don't wanna pursue that, do you?

02:17Spots are comin' out all over his body.

02:19Am I dying?

02:20Somethin' strange is goin' on in that hotel room.

02:23First thing to say is, he plagued him, Captain.

02:26I don't have sick people up to my hips.

02:29My best friend died.

02:30And he ain't comin' back!

02:32Now, will you help me?

02:34If that widow was high, I am a monkey's uncle.

02:36That widow better be muggle-headed or you pay.

02:38I need you to do somethin' for me.

02:40Bill's dead, Charlie.

02:41That was after the bastard who did it.

02:43♪

02:51And now another message from the Water Cooler Association of America.

02:55I think Deadwood explodes the myth of the American West.

02:58Yeah.

02:59Let's meet here again next week and talk about it some more.

03:03In recent years, HBO has single-handedly reinvigorated the American water cooler industry.

03:09Thanks to HBO, it's like the dam broke.

03:12And we can hardly keep up with demand.

03:14Parnaval seems like a parable of the age-old struggle between good and evil.

03:18Yeah.

03:19Who didn't get water?

03:21As HBO sparks more and more conversation, the water cooler industry reaps the benefits.

03:26Without HBO Films making the kind of stories that Hollywood studios never touched,

03:30we wouldn't have gotten these new uniforms.

03:32Now, with HBO's award-winning documentaries about life's contemporary issues,

03:36we're able to inaugurate our new filtration system.

03:40And because of The Wire, with its richly layered, engrossing, and unpredictable storytelling,

03:45we all got fancy new chairs.

03:49Thanks, HBO.

03:50Thank you for not being a typical network.

03:52Thank you for Larry David's inappropriate behavior.

03:55You keep him talkin', and we'll keep him drinkin'.

03:58HBO. Making water cooler.

04:02Groundbreaking. Critically acclaimed.

04:05Smash hits. HBO Original Series.

04:13And now, the HBO Original Series, The Sopranos.

04:31The Sopranos.

04:55I am bendin' over backwards tryin' to stay neutral.

04:58And you're out there actin' like a free agent!

05:01We pissed on a bee's nest.

05:02The only thing Johnny understands is force.

05:05You go all on that man.

05:06That's the way it works, John. You know that.

05:08I should kill him and his wife.

05:10There is other income. It's a lot more.

05:12This other income, is it from an illegal stream?

05:14You want this to get ugly, Tony?

05:16Because these guys live for that.

05:17Oh, you think I don't?

05:19I want what I am entitled to.

05:21You're entitled to shit.

05:25Side deals, secret promises.

05:27He's always got an agenda.

05:29Your cousin doesn't know this.

05:30Is he in danger?

05:31What am I going to tell him?

05:32What am I going to tell all of them?

05:35That's a lot to get off your chest.

05:40Okay, class.

05:42We're now going to review the basic rules of education.

05:45What's the basic rule of science?

05:48The sky is blue.

05:49And why is that?

05:51Because you said so.

05:52Very good.

05:53What's the basic rule of math?

05:55Math is only necessary in sports, gambling, and corporate fraud.

06:00Who runs our government?

06:02Big oil.

06:02Labor unions.

06:04And pharmaceutical companies.

06:06Excellent.

06:06What is the golden rule?

06:08The best reason to have children is for the tax credit.

06:12Yes!

06:13Catch Louis Black in his stand-up comedy special, Black on Broadway.

06:17Premieres Saturday, May 15th on HBO.

06:22Excuse me.

06:23You look like a guy who's concerned about his body.

06:26Do you take any supplements to enhance your workouts?

06:29What, you mean like steroids?

06:31Actually, there are a number of substances which, while technically not steroids,

06:34have been banned by most sports organizations.

06:36What do you think about that?

06:38I just eat a protein bar, dude.

06:39How do you respond to those who say that mandatory testing is really

06:42the only way to truly level the playing field?

06:46What playing field?

06:48I'm an accountant.

06:49Bob, tackling the weighty issues.

06:51Join me this week as I discuss the issues surrounding the Passion of the Christ

06:54with its star, Jim Caviezel.

06:56Also on hand, actor William Peterson of CSI and the world-renowned jealous Yo-Yo Ma.

07:01An all-new season of On the Record with Bob Costas.

07:04Friday night at 11 on HBO.

07:08There's no holding back when a timeless duel visits the featherweight division.

07:14Current champ Juan Manuel Marquez brings a pure heart and a razor-sharp jab.

07:19Marquez trying to close the show.

07:21When he takes on the raging bull, Manu Pacquiao.

07:24A superstar emerges.

07:25Who beat the incredible Marco Antonio Barrera.

07:28With a unified title at stake, the grace and power of Marquez

07:32will be severely tested by Pacquiao's speed and tenacity.

07:35Plus, rising star Miguel Cotto defends his unbeaten streak.

07:40It all happens live, Saturday, May 8th on HBO.

07:46And now another message from the Water Cooler Association of America.

07:52I've never seen you at the water cooler before.

07:54I've never had HBO before.

07:57In recent years, HBO has single-handedly reinvigorated the American water cooler industry.

08:04Carmela seems like she's really flowering as a divorcee.

08:07And that makes our customers thirsty.

08:09I love documentaries that deal with contemporary American issues.

08:12I like ones with strong social relevance and visceral appeal.

08:16Hey Joyce, did you see that Bob Costas interview?

08:19Yeah, he seems like a nice boy.

08:22When people see their favorite movies on HBO, they want to talk.

08:25So they talk at the cooler.

08:27And that's when they need my cups.

08:30As HBO sparks more and more conversation,

08:33the water cooler industry reaps the benefits with state-of-the-art uniforms,

08:38office furniture, and new filtration systems.

08:41Thank you, HBO.

08:43Thank you for Bill Maher's fresh perspective on the electoral process.

08:46Thank you for avoiding formula at all costs.

08:48Thank you for Pauly Walnuts.

08:51HBO, making water cooler.

08:56Groundbreaking.

08:58Critically acclaimed.

09:00Smash hits.

09:01HBO Original Series.

09:07And now, the HBO Original Series, Deadwood.

09:18A man of reputation was killed in this camp.

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