Season Opener Predictions: NFL Week One Highlights

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00:00I want to give you the numbers at the beginning of the week, as I always like to do.

00:06Here we go.

00:07Patriots are in Cincinnati, where they will face the Bengals to start the season off.

00:12Minus nine and a half now for Cincinnati.

00:14The Bills open with Arizona at home.

00:18That's at six and a half right now.

00:20The Giants and the Vikings.

00:22Giants getting a point and a half at home, Scottie, against Sam Darnold.

00:26And the Caleb Williams era starts.

00:28The Bears are three and a half point favorites against Tennessee.

00:32Well, they better win and cover with the amount of hype and bullshack we've been listening

00:39to and watching on their stupid hard knock shows and all the attention they've grabbed

00:45and all the awards they're going to win.

00:47I've heard rookie of the year, coach of the year, Super Bowl.

00:51That's all I've heard about the Chicago Bears.

00:53If they go out and lay an egg at Soldier Field in the opener, that'll be all you need to

00:57know about this season for the Bears.

00:59They have to win and cover.

01:01Not just win.

01:02They have to cover for all of the betters.

01:05I think the Giants can win their opener at home because they suck that bad.

01:10And I am not buying the Minnesota Vikings and Sam Darnold.

01:12I'm buying the suck Giants to win their opener and get everybody all teased up and drunk.

01:18The Bills will win in Buffalo, shuffle off like you read about count on it.

01:24And the Bengals have to win.

01:26Even though I'm hearing from my sources deep within the Pentagon that Joe Burrow will only

01:31be throwing to Tee Higgins all day long because they have no other talent.

01:35That is the word I hear.

01:38Is he going to play?

01:39I heard that as well.

01:40I heard that too.

01:42But here's the good thing for them this week.

01:44They're playing what is absolutely going to be the worst team in the NFL this year.

01:48The Patriots will be, no doubt about it, the worst team in the National Football League.

01:54And man, what a shame that is, that that is how the mighty have fallen up in Foxborough.

01:59How will I ever make it through the Fall and Winter this year with the Patriots sucking?

02:05I mean, honestly, like what will I do with myself?

02:09I don't know.

02:10I'm not sure.

02:11I'm going to love every second of it.