Errors: 1. The voices in this episode are noticeably in a slightly deeper pitch. 2. The syndicated version of this episode was 2x lower than usual in pitch octave, but it goes to normal pitched for the rest of the episode.
00:00Oh, you're absolutely handsome! Handsome! I don't know what I'd do without you!
00:12Don't go away, I'll be right back.
00:21Oh, you can't fool me, Jokey. When I open that box, it will explode.
00:34You have my word that it won't explode.
00:37Well, all right.
00:40Like I said, it didn't explode, but I didn't say anything about Budweiser.
00:50Oh, yum-yum! Oh, heaven! Yum-yum! A total taste treat!
00:56Really? Here's a special pie I picked just for you.
01:00Why, thank you, Jokey. When it comes to fresh pie, it is surely better to receive than to give.
01:06Oh, it's fresh, all right.
01:10Ah! Water! Water! Water!
01:16What's wrong? Didn't you like my fresh, hot pepper pie?
01:22You know, Jokey, I don't think there is a chance in the world that you could even go one day without pulling one of your dumb, stupid, childish jokes.
01:32As much chance as you going one day without stuffing your face, or Danny not looking at himself in the mirror, or Harmony not playing his horn, or Grouchy not hating something.
01:44Oh, yeah? Yeah!
01:47Jokey Smurf, if you can go for a whole day with no jokes, then I can engage in the ultimate sacrifice. No mirrors for a whole day.
01:57Oh, you gorgeous hunk of Smurf! Farewell!
02:03There, see? Oh, the agony!
02:08Without hearing my mellow sounds, the question is, can you?
02:13I hate that brownie!
02:15Okay, okay, and no sleeping. I agree. Just keep crying for a whole day? No sleeping? What am I saying?
02:30Well, if all you Smurfs can go for 24 hours without doing those things you like to do, then I can go for a whole day with no breaks.
02:39In fact, I could probably go for a whole year.
02:43Okay, smarty tights. If we give up to our end of the bargain, then no jokes for a whole year. How about that?
02:51Why not?
02:56I'll catch those Smurfs in the act of not living up to the deal, for my name isn't Jokey Smurf.
03:04Caught ya! Almost caught ya!
03:07No matter what happens, Papa Smurf, please, please don't let me have my mirrors until the 24 hours are up.
03:14You have my Smurf on it, Daddy.
03:23Thanks, I needed that.
03:27Oh, hi, Lazy. I just heard this terrific lullaby. You want to hear it? Hell yeah.
03:37Happy dreams and good night. Close your eyes and sleep tight. You have had a long day. Now it's time to hit the hay.
03:48Happy dreams and good night. Close your eyes and sleep tight. Be a good little Smurf.
03:59I'm still awake.
04:10Smurfberry cake. Seven layers of Smurfberry ice.
04:16Jokey, you're not being fair.
04:26Oh, my fondest dreams have become reality. Oh, you gorgeous, lovely cake.
04:32Greedy, no!
04:34I need willpower, willpower. I need, I need, I need this cake.
04:42Delicious.
04:45I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
04:50I haven't looked at myself in two hours and 26 minutes. I certainly hope worrying about it hasn't caused me to develop any wrinkles.
05:00Hi, Vanity. It looks like you're getting a wart on your nose.
05:06A what? A what? A what? Oh, ultimate horror terror dread.
05:14Why not check it out in this mirror?
05:18Go, Jokey. I'm going to prove to you willpower is just one of my many qualities.
05:25I can't stand the tension. I must play my horn.
05:28I've got to go somewhere where Jokey will never see me. Somewhere isolated. Somewhere private. Somewhere far, far away.
05:36Harmony Smurf without music is like Papa Smurf without fatherly advice.
05:40Like Smurfette without beauty. Like Jokey without jokes.
05:44Like, yoi! A trap?
05:47Just as I planned.
05:50It's curtains for you, Smurf. You're washed up, finished.
05:59I'm not sure I like this willpower contest you Smurfs are having.
06:04While a strong will is a good quality, one should Smurf all things in moderation.
06:09Thereby, that's Harmony Smurf.
06:12Oh, goodie, Papa Smurf. Oh, goodie. I've won. I've won.
06:17I knew that old Harmony couldn't go 24 hours without blowing his horn.
06:24Go ahead. Blow your heart out, you little blue bean brain.
06:29Perhaps more Smurfs will come to help, and then we'll just help ourselves.
06:35Right, Asriel?
06:39I hate smiling. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
06:44I hate Harmony's way, too.
06:50We lost. Oh, you great big handsome Smurf. How wonderful to see you again.
