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00:00I must find those miserable little smurfs, Azrael.
00:15Find them and rid the forest of their nasty, rotten, wretched little blue hides once and
00:20for all.
00:41If this creation of my sheer genius works, as it should, Azrael, I'll be able to find
00:47those horrible little smurfs with no problems.
00:51It's ready, Azrael.
00:53Now I'll find out exactly where those smurfs are.
00:58Show me, oh magic crystal ball, where to find the most miserable creatures of all.
01:08What's this?
01:09No, no, no, no.
01:10I mean the smurfs.
01:11Ah, their village.
01:13But where are the smurfs?
01:17Happy Smurf Day, Joyom.
01:18Happy Smurf Day, Joyom.
01:19Happy Smurf Day, dear Dreamy.
01:24Happy Smurf Day, Joyom.
01:26I hate Smurf Days.
01:29Not yet, me.
01:31Make a wish and blow out the candles, Dreamy.
01:36My wish?
01:37Oh, make a wish and blow out the candles, Dreamy!
01:41I wish?
01:43I wish I could fly to a new world no Smurf has ever seen!
01:54Here I go!
01:55Flying to a strange new world!
02:01I'd smurf anything in the whole wide world to be a space traveler!
02:08Ugh, I got it!
02:14Now all I need is a smurfy wand and...
02:18Whoa!
02:19I did it! I'm flying! I'm flying!
02:30I'm not flying!
02:32Whoa!
02:39That was a short flight, but it was a smurfy landing!
02:45Yeah? Well just keep on laughing because I'm gonna fly to the stars yet!
03:02Well, to make flying broom, place broom on ground facing east.
03:06Then say loud and clear, witchy, poochy, smoochy, smurf!
03:12Hey! Stop that broom!
03:20I hate brooms!
03:27Hey, what's going on?
03:30Will you come back here?
03:32Gotcha!
03:39Hey! I'm flying!
03:42I'm really flying!
03:46Um, I'm really not flying!
03:54Another smurfy flight, eh, Dreamy?
03:56And another smurfy landing!
04:01Just wait! You'll see! I'll smurf to the stars someday!
04:05I think I can make a pair of wings and...
04:09Oh no, I won't smurf either!
04:14Boy, oh boy, oh boy! At this rate, I'll never get to the stars!
04:20Dreamy! Oh no!
04:26Are you out of your smurf, Dreamy?
04:28That mean, terrible old Asriel nearly had you for lunch!
04:33Asriel? Where?
04:35Where? Say, are you alright?
04:38You look slightly bananas to me!
04:41My smurf day wish of flying to the stars will never come true!
04:45Oh, I'll never smurf to the stars! Never, ever, ever, ever!
04:50See? I wish I could help, Dreamy!
04:54Hello!
04:57That's it, Smurfette! I'll build a ship to smurf you to the stars!
05:01A flying ship!
05:04We're getting closer, Asriel! I can feel it! The smurfs are almost mine!
05:09Asriel! My crystal ball!
05:15Ah, my crystal ball! It's safe! It's safe!
05:21Hit it, Harmony!
05:23Oh, I'm sorry!
05:27Hurray! Hurray!
05:29Ah, excuse me!
05:31Oh, I'm sorry!
05:33Oh, I'm sorry!
05:35Oh, I'm sorry!
05:37Ah, excuse me!
05:39This is a smurf bully!
05:41Asriel Smurf announces the unveiling of his new flying ship!
05:45All smurfs are invited to watch his smurf day wish come true when he smurfs off to the stars!
05:51I'm sorry!
06:01Well, what do you think, Popper Smurf?
06:05Well, it's a very smurfy flying ship, Astro Smurf, but how does it work?
06:11Pedal power, Popper Smurf!
06:13Pedals turn a propeller which lifts the ship into the air and smurfs me to the stars!
06:19A spank's waste! I predict it will never work! Never, never, never!
06:24Oh, smurf up your face, mean old brainy!
06:27Well, good luck, Astro Smurf! Have a safe trip!
06:30Goodbye!
06:3210, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Smurf off!
06:45Yep, this is a real nice breeze!
06:48Yeah, this is a real... Wait a minute, I hate nice breezes!
06:53Faster! Faster! Faster!
06:57See? I was right! I was right!
07:00I was right! I was right!
07:08Oh, poor dreamy! His little blue heart is broken!
07:16Astro Smurf has hitched his wagon to a smurf and he'll never be happy until he can fly to the stars.
07:23But alas, that can never be!
07:26But that was a smurf day wish!
07:29Oh, yeah! And all smurf day wishes come true, don't they, Papa Smurf?
07:34Yes, that's been the way of the smurfs for as long as I can remember.
07:38Which is exactly 543 years, right, Papa Smurf?
07:41Papa Smurf, we have to do something to make his wish come true!
07:46Yes, Smurfette, and I have an idea that might work!
07:52You really think my shirt will work now, Papa Smurf?
07:55The smurf checked it over and fixed everything that was wrong.
07:59And I can smurf off to the stars right now?
08:02Yes, but first you must take this special raspberry potion that will give you strength on your long journey.
08:18The propeller's turning! Quick, send up the smoke clouds and start rocking the ship!
08:25Tell me, Clumsy, where were you when Brains were handed out?
08:29Where was I? Uh, gee, I don't know. Maybe I was with you, huh, Brains?
08:39I hate smoke!
08:42My ship's moving!
08:46I'm smurfed off! I'm on my way to the stars!
08:51What's going on? I feel so sleepy!
08:55Must be the altitude!
08:58Oh, I'm losing water!
09:10It stopped! He's asleep! The raspberry potion worked!
09:14Hurry, get Astro Smurf out of there and let's take the ship apart!
09:21The flying ship is all apart, Papa Smurf. What do we do with the pieces?
09:26Tomorrow we take them to a secret spot whose whereabouts only I smurf.
09:31Oh, goodie smurf drop! I love secret spots!
09:39Add four grains of euphorbia with the boiling juice of the mandrake root.
09:44Ah, now to try it out!
09:51Oh, the formula works!
09:54All the other smurfs can only see me now!
10:02There they are again, Asriel. Don't they look good enough to eat?
10:07Come on, we won't lose them this time!
10:12Is it much further, Papa Smurf? Not far now.
10:17Oh, my! How much further, Papa Smurf? Not far now.
10:23This isn't funny! How much further, Papa Smurf? Not far now.
10:32Is it much further, Papa Smurf? Yes, it is!
10:37But that's nothing but a volcano, Papa Smurf!
10:40And you always said volcanoes smurf fire and smoke and all kinds of terrible and nasty things!
10:46True, true. But this volcano is extinct!
10:49Oh, of course! Extincted!
10:53Come on, let's get this smurf on the road. We have work to do!
11:05Work! Work! Work! I hate work!
11:09Those miserable, rotten, disgusting smurfs crossed here, Asriel.
11:13Look at their revolting little footprints!
11:17Come on, they're within our grasp now!
11:23Come on, Asriel!
11:31Oh, you miserable cat, Asriel! How dare you!
11:36One of these days, Asriel, I'm... I'm going to turn you into a cat fur pillow!
11:53Why do we have to smurf our brains out while sleeping Astro Smurf here sleeps?
11:58This is for the smurfs.
12:01Wait a second, Grouchy! Do you know what's green, red and yellow with big eyes and long teeth?
12:07No, what?
12:09I don't know either, but it's crawling up your head!
12:12I hate bugs!
12:18Show me your magic crystal ball. Where are the most disgusting creatures of all?
12:24The most disgusting creatures of all!
12:27So, they're inside the old volcano that's not far from here,
12:31and it's the perfect spot to finally put an end to those miserable little creatures!
12:41When Astro Smurf wakens, he'll think he's on another planet, and we want to be ready, so...
12:47That's why I smurfed this magical potion that will turn us all into smurfs!
12:52Smurfs? What's a smurf, Papa Smurf?
12:56I'll show you, clumsy!
13:07This is a smurf! I'm Grandpa Smurf!
13:14Where am I?
13:17Oh! I'm on another planet!
13:25This is smurftastic!
13:28Here he comes, clumsy!
13:30Oh, yeah! And look at him! He really thinks he's on another planet!
13:35Yep! Boy, is he dumb! I wonder where he was when the beans were handed out!
13:41Not beans, clumsy!
13:43Oh, yeah! Well, that's what I meant! Bean brain! Yep! Yep!
13:47I wonder if anyone lives here?
13:51Guess that answers that!
13:56Me friend! I'm in big shit!
13:59Vroom! Vroom!
14:01Vroom! Vroom! Come meet Grandpa Smurf, king of all smurfs!
14:05Say, uh, could you unhook my shorts first?
14:08That would be great!
14:10Say, uh, could you unhook my shorts first? That would be nice!
14:14Yep!
14:17Where you come from?
14:19From a planet called Earth, Grandpa Smurf!
14:23You friend or foe?
14:25Oh, me big friend! Big friend!
14:28Then we have council meeting and consider this! Stay here!
14:32Oh, I wonder what you're going to do to me!
14:37Excuse me!
14:40We're almost there, Azrael!
14:43We're almost there!
14:48Gargamel, we'd better tell Papa!
14:50Yeah, and he's going to be mad!
14:54Smurf, we have reached a decision!
14:57They decide you are friend!
15:00Welcome to Planet Swoof!
15:04Thanks, Grandpa Smurf!
15:06Prepare feast to honor Astro Smurf!
15:09Yay!
15:21Boy, this sure is smurfy, Grandpa Smurf!
15:24I'm having a great time!
15:26You sleep soon!
15:28Need plenty strength to fly back to home planet tomorrow!
15:31Oh, but I'm never gonna fly back to Earth!
15:35I wanna stay here forever!
15:38Forever? Well, you must go!
15:40Grandpa Smurf! Grandpa Smurf!
15:46Where?
15:48Guard! Take Astro Smurf to hut and don't let him out of sight!
15:55Gargamel is here! Astro Smurf mustn't see him or he'll know he's still on Earth!
16:01But that's only half our worries!
16:03Astro Smurf likes the planet so much he wants to stay here forever!
16:07I must think of a plan!
16:11I know they're nearby, Azrael!
16:13I can smell them! I can feel them!
16:20Let me see!
16:21What's this?
16:23Those aren't Smurfs!
16:26How Gargamel found us, I don't know.
16:29But I think he's about to feel a bit under the weather!
16:41My crystal ball!
16:45It's destroyed! Now I'll never find the Smurfs!
16:56Slimy lizard tongues!
16:58My seat is burnt to a crisp, I'm soaking wet, and my crystal ball is shattered!
17:03What else can go wrong?
17:10Something tells me Papa Smurf is behind this, Azrael!
17:17Azrael, get off my face!
17:19You, you mangy bag of fur!
17:23Let's get out of here!
17:31Now, to become Smurf, you must prove courage and skill!
17:35Okay! But why do I have to Smurf?
17:38After we spin you around, you must smurf spear right into that bullseye!
17:43What bullseye? I can't see a thing!
17:46It is the way of the Smurf!
17:53I did it! I did it!
17:56Get grease ball test ready!
17:59And for second test, Astrid Smurf, you must climb pole!
18:03I'm Smurf's taller in my time!
18:08It'll take him one zillion years to Smurf that grease pole!
18:13Uh, yeah! That's right!
18:16It'll take him one zillion years to Smurf that grease pole!
18:20Uh, yeah! That's right! A zillion years!
18:24I hate greased poles!
18:26Here I am!
18:29Piece of Smurf!
18:31Hello, this pole isn't even greased!
18:34Isn't greased? Clumsy!
18:37Oh, I thought Greedy was gonna do that!
18:41Yup, I bet!
18:44Me? I thought Grouchy Smurfed the pole!
18:47Lazy was gonna do it!
18:53You must now swim across me!
18:56Okay! I'm a good swimmer!
18:59Carrying that rock!
19:01That rock? But that's not so Smurfly as possible!
19:08Too bad!
19:11Say, you look familiar!
19:13Haven't I seen you someplace before?
19:15Who, me, dear sir? No, I was just...
19:19I'm wasting! You want to be Smurf, you swim across lake with rock!
19:24Huh? Oh, this is gonna be easy!
19:30Hey, is this some kind of a joke?
19:33That rock!
19:35It's floating!
19:37No wonder!
19:41It's pumice stone!
19:44There is one final test, Astro Smurf!
19:47I'm ready!
19:48You must prove you can live harsh life of Smurfs!
19:51You must cook all meals, wash dishes, sweep, clean and scrub!
19:55And you must kneel and respect before every Smurf you meet!
19:58And kiss his beautiful face!
20:00But...
20:01And all you can eat is wild grass!
20:03And you can never whistle or sing!
20:04No matter how happy you are!
20:06And no holidays including Smurfmas and St. Smuffentine's Day!
20:10So, you must do all these things to be Smurf!
20:16Well, on second thought, maybe I'd better be Smurfing back to Earth!
20:22Ah!
20:34What's going on? I feel so sleepy!
20:39Oh, I must sleep!
20:48He's asleep!
20:49The raspberry potion is working again!
20:52We'd better Smurf to it!
21:00Oh, goodie! There is nothing like a Smurf!
21:03Nothing in the world!
21:06I hate this!
21:07How much farther, Pop Smurf?
21:10Oh, Smurf up!
21:13Ah!
21:16Where... where am I?
21:20Long live Astro Smurf!
21:22Three cheers for Astro Smurf!
21:25Hooray!
21:28I'm home! I'm home!
21:32It was Smurftastic, Poppa Smurf!
21:34I have been to a planet inhabited by Swoofs!
21:37Swoofs? Well, I never!
21:40They wanted me to stay, but I was feeling homesick, so I came back!
21:44You're not thinking of flying away again, are you?
21:47Well, the thought of flying to other planets is tempting,
21:51but I'll never be as happy as I am here!
21:55There's no place like home!
22:04This is Poppa Smurf's handiwork!
22:06But he'll pay for it! He'll pay double!
22:10No!

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