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00:00Slime, how could you forget to buy our tickets?
00:12Yeah!
00:13Yeah, I forget how I forgot.
00:16The mud-wrestling match of the year that sold out.
00:20Oh, we finally get a day off and we got nothing to do.
00:24Did I hear you fellas say you got nothing to do?
00:27Us? The king's mightiest hunters?
00:29Nothing to do?
00:31We have so many parties to go to, we don't know where to start.
00:34Yeah?
00:35Yeah?
00:36Ah, too bad, cause I got some extra tickets to the mud-wrestling match.
00:41Yeah?
00:42Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43As a matter of fact, Wartless, we have front row seats.
00:47Oh, well.
00:48But we'd much rather sit with you.
00:50Really?
00:51Sure, we consider you a mighty hunter too, right boys?
00:56Oh, yeah.
00:58Mighty little hunter.
01:07For Congress and the Wartmongers.
01:10Live from Bullrush Bogatorium,
01:13it's Supreme Corpulence King Bullrush proudly presents,
01:17Slime City Mud-Wrestlers!
01:21Yeah!
01:22Slime cops, we got your slime cops.
01:26Get them while they're slimy!
01:28We want mud! We want mud!
01:32We want mud! We want mud!
01:35We want mud! We want mud!
01:38We want mud!
01:43Ah, mud-wrestling.
01:45A day without mud-wrestling would be well like a day without mud-wrestling.
01:51Wrestling today, undefeated and still champion,
01:55Slime City's very own mud-slinger,
01:58the Mad Mudmaster!
02:01Yeah!
02:02Mash him up! Mash him up! Mash him up!
02:06And the challenger, coming all the way from New Croak City,
02:10Horrible Hunk Hopper!
02:15I come as like a toad, I strangle like a snake.
02:18The first move will be the last you make.
02:20Mash him up! Mash him up! Mash him up!
02:24Mash him up! Mash him up!
02:26Mash him up! Mash him up! Mash him up!
02:30All right! All right! All right!
02:37After you, mud-bags!
02:41It's a muddy job, but some toads gotta do it.
02:45All right! All right!
02:49Kick it to me! Kick it to me!
02:51Yeah!
02:53Me! Me! Kick it to me!
02:56Kick it to me! Kick it to me!
02:59Kick it to me! Kick it to me!
03:02Way to smack, Hefty! That's usually a foot!
03:05Kick it to me! Kick it to me!
03:09Time out!
03:11Hefty, I'd like a word with you.
03:14I think it would be smurfy if you kicked the ball to Clumsy once in a while.
03:18Oh, Papa Smurf!
03:20Every time we kick to Clumsy, we lose the smurf ball.
03:24Now, Hefty, be a good sport and let every smurf play.
03:28All right, Papa Smurf.
03:30Here you go, Clumsy! You can kick off for our team!
03:33Gosh, thanks, Hefty!
03:36Whoa!
03:41Oh!
03:43You see what I mean, Papa Smurf?
03:48Gosh, Papa Smurf, I never win at smurf ball.
03:52I never even lose.
03:54Every time I play, we end up looking for the ball.
03:57I like looking for the ball, Clumsy.
04:00Oh, I just never do anything right.
04:02Of course you do, Clumsy. You play hard.
04:05Sometimes it's more important to smurf the distance than it is to win.
04:10Hmm. Something very unsmurfy is happening to the River Smurf.
04:15It's much lower than it should be this time of year. Much lower.
04:19Oh, dear. Is that serious, Papa Smurf?
04:22I'm afraid it is.
04:23We must return to the village at once and mount an expedition downstream.
04:28But, Papa Smurf, what about my smurf ball?
04:31You'll have to wait, Hefty. Without the river, our forest will die.
04:37I've never smurfed so many rocks in the river before, Papa Smurf.
04:40That's because the river is so low and getting lower.
04:44Oh, Papa Smurf, do you really think the Wattmongers are causing it?
04:48I'm afraid so.
04:50Gosh!
04:51The River Smurf empties into Toad River.
04:54And Toad River flows right past Croak Castle.
04:58But your extreme rotundity, the Mad Mudmasher, has mashed every wrestler in Slime City
05:04and all the outlying provinces as well.
05:07I don't care. I don't care.
05:11I want to see the mash-a-mash-a-muff, mash-a-muff, mash-a-muff.
05:15Find me a wrestler, and I'll have the mash-a-mash you.
05:19I'll do my best, Your Immenseness.
05:24Good, Papa Smurf. What's that?
05:26A mud maker.
05:27Of course. They're training the River Smurf to make great quantities of mud.
05:32Mud?
05:34Why would they want mud?
05:36Perhaps they're building something with it, or making pottery, or...
05:39Oh, maybe they're making mud pies.
05:42That's it!
05:44Oops.
05:45What are you doing here?
05:46You didn't say I couldn't go, Pappy.
05:49You didn't ask me. And don't call me Pappy.
05:53Can I go, too? Can I hold, please?
05:59Oh, we are mighty hunters in service to the king.
06:04When we go hunting wrestlers, we throw them in the ring.
06:08I'm Sludge the Brave.
06:09I'm Slot the Bold.
06:10I'm Slime the Slimy Thing.
06:12When we go hunting wrestlers, we throw them in the ring,
06:16the ring, the ring-y, ring-y, ring.
06:20Too frail.
06:21Too pale.
06:22Too lean.
06:23Too mean.
06:24Too tall.
06:25Too small.
06:26Too bad.
06:27Too bad.
06:28Too bad.
06:29We must follow this pipe and find out where the mud is going.
06:33If we don't find a wrestler, King Bull Rush will have our warts.
06:38He can have mine. They're just about worn off anyway.
06:42Yeah.
06:44Well, what have we here?
06:46The Smurfs.
06:48Smurfs?
06:49Yeah.
06:50We might not have any wrestlers, but we won't go back empty-handed.
06:55Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
06:59Smurfs. Smurfs.
07:02What do I want with Smurfs?
07:03Those little blue worms just get on my warts.
07:07Who are you calling a worm?
07:10Come on.
07:11I'll take on the whole slimy bunch of you.
07:14You call him fluffy. I'll help you.
07:19Slag.
07:20I think we found our mud-wrestler.
07:24Aw, Hefty can take that.
07:26Masher with one hand behind his back.
07:28Five thousand six. Five thousand seven. Five thousand eight.
07:31Oh, gosh, Papa Smurf, do you think Hefty can win?
07:34He can't win or lose, Clumsy.
07:36He must keep wrestling.
07:38Most of the wart-mongers will be at the match,
07:40and we need plenty of time for my plan to work.
07:43Hefty, dump the stuffin' out of him.
07:48Yeah, that Smurf doesn't stand a chance.
07:51Once the Masher finishes with him,
07:53he'll think a mountain fell on him.
08:02Oh, how is he, Papa Smurf?
08:04He'll be fine. He just landed on his big toe.
08:07Oh, that's the biggest big toe I've ever seen.
08:11I'm afraid, Hefty, you can't wrestle tonight.
08:14Golly, Papa Smurf, now you'll have to wrestle a Masher.
08:17No, not me, Clumsy.
08:19Oh, gosh, you mean Smurfette's gonna...
08:22No, not Smurfette.
08:24Uh, but, but...
08:26Not poor little Sassette?
08:28No, not Sassette either, Clumsy.
08:31But, Papa Smurf...
08:33Uh, but, Papa Smurf...
08:35It'll be all right, Clumsy.
08:37You just have to keep wrestling. We need time.
08:40You mean I gotta Smurf the distance?
08:43That's right, Clumsy.
08:44Mash him up! Mash him up! Mash him up!
08:49Gosh, everybody sure having a good time.
08:52Now, shake hands,
08:54and let's have a good, clean mud wrestling match.
09:03I'm done so far.
09:06Ow!
09:13I gotta make it.
09:15I gotta Smurf the distance.
09:17You can do it, Clumsy.
09:19You can Smurf the distance.
09:21This is much farther, Papa Smurf.
09:26My plan is useless if I can't open this lock.
09:29Here, Pappy, try using one of my barrettes.
09:32All right, but I really don't think you can...
09:35Well, I'll be Smurfed.
09:37Hurry, my little Smurfs.
09:39We must reach the mud machine before the match is over.
09:42Mash him up! Mash him up! Mash him up!
09:45Mash him up! Mash him up! Mash him up!
09:48Mash him up! Mash him up! Mash him up!
09:51Oh, stop!
09:53Oh, stop that, please!
09:55Oh, no, don't!
10:03Then they took the left hefty.
10:11Come on, you mudbags. We need more mud.
10:14Now let's croak it up.
10:17Now it's the same old runaround.
10:21More mud! More mud! More mud!
10:27Just as I hoped.
10:29That mudball will give Clumsy his chance to escape.
10:32More mud!
10:35More mud! More mud! More mud!
10:46What a match! What a match!
10:50There's Clumsy.
10:52Flying frog legs.
10:55That looks like fun.
10:57Look, Hefty. I found your Smurf ball.
11:00Quickly, my little Smurfs. To the raft.
11:04Well, you really Smurfed the distance, Clumsy.
11:08It was easy, Hefty. I was flying most of the way.
11:12Here. I want you to have this.
11:15Yes, Hefty. Thanks.
11:19Yeah.

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