00:00When I was young, my people knew nothing but peace.
00:08We lived in a toilet utopia, but everything changed the day they arrived.
00:30Finally alive! Every toilet for themselves!
00:39Dad! Dad! Where are you? I'm scared!
00:43Hey, get off of me!
00:44Skippity! Skippity!
00:50Ah! Dad! Help!
00:55Hurry, son. We have to get out of here before it's too-
00:58Dad! No!
01:00Goodbye, son.
01:01No! Please!
01:03I love you.
01:04Wait!
01:06No!
01:11We lost everything that day. Our home, our culture, our freedom.
01:16But the fight wasn't over yet.
01:18The camera people may have won the battle, but they'd also started a war.
01:24Skippity bum bum, oh yes, yes. Skippity bum bum, neep neep.
01:29Ahem. Private.
01:30Sergeant.
01:31What the heck is going on up here?
01:33I was just, uh, I was just-
01:35You weren't just practicing your singing up here, now, were you?
01:38No, sir. Definitely not. I-
01:40Well, singing the old song is illegal for a reason, boy. You want those lens heads to hear us out here?
01:45No, sir!
01:46Good. Then I'd advise you to stop singing permanently.
01:49Yes, sir.
01:50Now head back to the barracks. You're relieved.
01:53And so I grabbed him by his focus ring and I ripped his camera head right off his body.
01:58And that was only the first one.
02:00I probably took down eight or nine of those ugly camera freaks that day alone.
02:05Oh, what's wrong, Private? Don't you like my story?
02:09Or are you just so afraid of the camera heads you won't even talk about them?
02:13I'm not afraid of the camera people.
02:15Oh, so we can talk, huh?
02:17Fantastic. But can he also sing?
02:20Come on, Private, sing the old song for us.
02:23I hear you like to practice it on your own sometimes.
02:26That's enough, Corporal. You know we aren't supposed to sing the old song anymore.
02:30Aw, sounds like somebody doesn't remember the lyrics, do they?
02:34Or was your memory flushed away during the invasion?
02:38Just like your little daddy was.
02:42Why you little-
02:44We're not forcing around. A cameraman's been spotted up on the ridge.
02:50Hmm, let's see here.
02:53Yep, one bogey. Twelve o'clock. That's a cameraman, all right.
02:57You think we've been discovered, Sergeant?
02:59Doubtful. We'd be knee-deep in lens heads if that were the case.
03:02But we can't afford any heat. We need to take action.
03:05Skippity toilets, listen up. We spotted one bogey up on a ditch.
03:09We need to take action.
03:11Skippity toilets, listen up. We spotted one bogey up on a ditch.
03:14I need a volunteer to come help me to throw him off our path.
03:17Do I have any takers?
03:19Nobody, huh? Nobody here is brave enough to take on a cameo with me?
03:23A little taste of adventure?
03:25Send the Private. He can perform the old song for him like he was in the mess hall just now.
03:30Was he really?
03:32I thought we had already decided to put an end to your little singing career, Private.
03:36Well, no worries then. We'll just have to take your show on the road.
03:40Let's go hunt ourselves a cameraman.
03:43What's that?
03:45Just a bird, Private. Don't get jumpy on me. Just stay focused on the task at hand.
03:54Hey Private, you see that right there? Down in the dirt?
03:57Those are cami tracks. Means we're heading the right way.
04:00Or the wrong way, depending on how you look at it.
04:07There he is, Private. Now here's the plan.
04:10I'm gonna go climb up there, sneak behind that dirty cami, and take him out for good
04:14before he can alert any of his filthy cami friends about our presence.
04:17All I need from you is to keep a lookout. Got it?
04:20Got it.
04:21Alright then, let's do this. And remember, stay focused.
04:27Okay, I just need to stay focused. I'll keep one eye on the Sergeant, and one eye on my enemy.
04:34What are you doing out here all by yourself, you camera-headed freak?
04:37Wasn't stealing our city enough for you?
04:40Oh no! No! No! There's all sorts of camouflaged cam-heads up there!
04:45Sergeant's heading straight for an ambush. I've gotta find a way to warn him.
04:49Please! Help me, Dad! I really need you right now!
04:53Alright, son. Take it from the top.
04:56Skibbity-bum-bum, oh yes, yes! Skibbity-bum-bum, neem-neem!
05:01I'm never going to learn the Great Song! I'm the worst Skibbity-toilet ever!
05:06No, son, that isn't true. You'll learn the song in your own time, just as all Skibbity do.
05:11And remember, the song is in all of us.
05:14It is?
05:15Mm-hmm. Right in here.
05:18That's it! The song! I've got to perform the song!
05:22That'll draw them towards me, and away from the Sergeant!
05:25Looks like it really is showtime after all.
05:29Okay, my head! Come out and play!
05:33What the? Where'd he go?
05:35Skibbity-bum-bum, oh yes, yes! Skibbity-bum-bum, neem-neem!
05:39Skibbity-bum-bum, oh yes, yes! Skibbity-bum-bum, neem-neem!
05:43Skibbity-bum-bum, oh yes, yes! Skibbity-bum-bum, neem-neem!
05:44What in the world does he think he's doing? He's going to draw whatever cameraman with an earshot!
05:48Oh yes, yes! Skibbity-bum-bum, neem-neem!
05:51Uh-oh. Guess you guys didn't enjoy it then, huh? Not big fans of scatting?
05:57Whoa! Oh, come on! Is that all you've got? Come on! Come and get me!
06:03Oof! Get off of me! Get off of me!
06:06Oh, no! Hold on, Private! I'm coming to save you now! I'm coming!
06:10Get your stinking camera hands off me!
06:18Ah-ha-ha! Gotcha! You want more of that, you punks? I'll kill all of you!
06:24Ah! Oh, gosh! I've got to find somewhere to hide! And fast!
06:32Ah! What the? Oh, no! I'm done for! The end of the line!
06:37I'm sorry, Dad. I really wanted to get the song right for you. I just wanted to make you proud.
06:48Take this, camera scum!
06:55Okay, Private?
06:56Yeah, I'm okay.
06:58What just happened? What did you do to him?
07:00I... I don't know. The cameraman, he... he just touched the water and... and dropped dead!
07:06Seriously?
07:09Oh, no!
07:19Take that, you filthy lance ants!
07:25My fellow Skibbities, today is a day of celebration.
07:29We have discovered a new weakness in our foe. For the first time in years, we have hope.
07:34This fight is far from over. This war can still be won. The Skibbities will rise again!
07:46This is for you, Dad. This is all for you.
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