00:00I
00:07Need your filthy balls away from me you disgusting monster
00:11Oh
00:28What are you showing me this for
00:42Ladies and gentlemen for the first time since this war began we believe victory is within reach
00:48Our enemy is weak. They have no answer for our new battalion of TV headed troops
00:53Which is why I propose we strike while the iron's hot
00:56Tomorrow TV woman and I shall lead our television brethren in a surprise attack to drive the enemy out of our city once and for all
01:04Where is TV woman? Shouldn't she be here for this with any luck? This war will be done by sunset dismissed
01:12Well, it's really strange for a TV woman to miss an important meeting like that. I hope she's feeling. Okay
01:18Miss TV woman. Are you in here?
01:32It's so nice to see you TV woman, is that you and why do you have a picture of me surrounded by candles?
01:39Yeah, sure is
01:41You're so photogenic. I guess it would come natural to someone with a cute little camera for a face
01:50But
01:52Pictures don't do the real thing justice
01:57Oh god, I don't know what's going on with you today, but TV man would kill me if he saw that you and I were here
02:01Mm-hmm care to dance with me cameraman
02:05Dance with you. This is the song my parents dance to at their wedding
02:11Maybe we'll dance to it at ours, too
02:17What are you talking about look don't get me wrong, I guess I'm kind of flattered by all this but I
02:22Just don't like you like that. Okay
02:29Either you love me by choice
02:34Or I make you love me. Oh, wait
02:41Oh
02:53What the heck is going on around here today first TV woman disappears now cameraman, where the heck did they go?
03:01What in the world but what's going on here?
03:05Cameraman and I are dancing because we're in love you and cameraman in love. How did this happen?
03:12We're supposed to be together. Oh, uh, do me a favor, huh? Boss take a picture of us
03:17I want to always commemorate the night. I found my soulmate soulmate
03:22My screen, okay, that's enough now listen here you two I don't know what's happening but it ends
03:30Wait, where did you both go?
03:34I
04:05I'm not afraid
04:21Gosh this has been the best day of my entire life. I wish the day would never end me to cameraman
04:27I'm so glad we're in love
04:30You sound thirsty allow me to refresh you my darling
04:39Whoa there everything, okay
04:41Huh?
04:42What?
04:43Yeah. Oh, yeah. No
04:45Everything's fine. It's just uh, I'm not really thirsty as hell, but I am still hungry
04:52Maybe you could go and get me another plate of this delicious pasta. Mm-hmm. It would be my pleasure back in a Jeff
05:00Oh
05:02What in the world do you think you're doing out there cameraman, ah, I was on a romantic date with TV woman
05:08What are you doing here? That's the real question
05:12Stale feeling the love now lover boy. I ought to snap you in half for stealing TV woman away from me
05:18Whoa, what just happened? Where am I? What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on
05:23You've been gallivanting all around town with my lady. Huh? You mean with TV woman? I would never do that
05:30Quit lying. Tell me how all this happened. What went on between you two in that office before I got there? I
05:36Just don't remember anything from earlier. It's just a bright pink light
05:48TV woman something strange is happening. You don't love cameraman. You love me. We're meant to be together forever. You have to trust me
06:00I just found a load in a kitchen with the love of my life. He's not the love of your life. Of course. He is
06:10Dare you tell the love cameraman and I share
06:13Tell him how much you love me. Cameraman. Who me? I
06:20Look there's really no easy way to say this. I
06:24I
06:26Don't know what happens if you love the table two minutes ago, but if you don't love me anymore
06:30Then you leave me no other choice, but to destroy you
06:39You saved me, thank you save your thank-yous for later. Let's get out of here Oh
06:45Cameraman, where do you think you're going if I can't be with you?
06:52Nobody will
06:56Man she can be terrifying when she wants to be. Hey, that's still my lady
06:59You're talking about bub now shut up and figure out a way to fix all this
07:04Look the ship. I think we might be able to make it
07:09Go on without me
07:11I'm not finished with you camera, man. You will love me
07:19I'll hold her off get out of here camera, man while you still have the chance
07:24But what about you? Oh, don't you worry about me till death do us part. Isn't that the saying?
07:34Quick do you did anyone teach you not to get in the way of true love?
07:39Because you don't love him you love me and I'm not gonna stop until you remember that
07:48Come on cameraman think think she's got to have some sort of weakness, but what is it?
07:56That's it water she hates water and I've got just the trick
08:03To finish this
08:05Oh
08:07Sweetheart you can't do this. Does it part of you still remember remember?
08:12Remember what remember all the amazing times we had
08:16Allow me to offer you some clarity
08:19Huh
08:29Ma'am ma'am, are you okay? Oh
08:33Happened to me and all I remember is the pasta and slow dancing with cameraman. What's that all about?
08:43Hey, what's done is done? Okay, let's just forget about all this once and for all
08:48You
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