00:00What the hell?
00:23Help! Someone help!
00:27I got you! I...
00:30No!
00:34Yuck!
00:39No! No, please! Leave me alone!
00:43No!
00:57What are you doing?
01:01I'm connecting with you.
01:03We are sharing a mind.
01:06Our thoughts are becoming one.
01:08Our memories are becoming one.
01:11So you can see in your final moments what is going to happen to your people.
01:17Let's start from the beginning.
01:20I began my life as an innocent child.
01:22A real human.
01:24With a real body.
01:26Not this porcelain prison.
01:28I was a good kid.
01:29I minded my own business.
01:31Average grades.
01:32Average talents.
01:34But...
01:35I dreamed of becoming a DJ.
01:38Teachers told me I was musically inclined.
01:42And lots of others agreed.
01:44Just not the other students.
01:48God, that guy's such a loser.
01:51I wish he'd shut the heck up for once in his life.
01:54More like skibbity dork.
01:56I guess they found my song annoying.
01:58They were simply too young to understand my genius.
02:01Many great artists aren't appreciated in their time.
02:04But it meant that I had to endure some egregious pranks.
02:08Hey guys, watch this.
02:13I could handle the occasional name calling.
02:15Shoving into lockers.
02:17That was nothing.
02:19But one day, things escalated.
02:22That stupid bully snuck up behind me and...
02:25He dunked my head in the toilet and he gave me a swirly.
02:29At the time, I was disgusted.
02:31Of course, I know now that toilets are a thing of beauty, not gross.
02:36Ha! Hope you liked your swim.
02:39Why did you do that?
02:41Because, twerps like you need to learn a lesson.
02:44Are you...
02:45Did you record that?
02:47Wait till people see this.
02:50You'll be the laughing stock of the whole town.
02:52This is gonna go viral.
02:54And people did see it.
02:56He practically showed the entire school.
02:59And those people showed people.
03:01And those people showed other people.
03:03But still, that wasn't enough for him.
03:06He wanted to show the world.
03:08My reputation was ruined.
03:11Not that I had much of one to start with.
03:14It felt like everyone I'd ever met knew my shame.
03:17And it only got worse from there.
03:19It never ended.
03:21It went on for weeks.
03:23It might have been months.
03:24I tried as hard as I could to block it out.
03:26But it was no use.
03:30I didn't care about being a famous musician anymore.
03:37I just wanted to blend in.
03:39For no one to notice I existed.
03:41Eventually, I had to change schools.
03:44I gave up on my dream.
03:47I stopped singing my song altogether.
03:49I didn't want to fall victim to these pranks ever again.
03:52So when I grew up,
03:54I took over the family plumbing business.
03:57It wasn't exactly glamorous.
03:59But it was honest work.
04:01And I got a lot of clients.
04:03Well, well, well.
04:05Long time no see, skeeby-dee toilet.
04:08It was him.
04:10But we were adults now.
04:12Bygones, right?
04:14Some people never grow up.
04:17They never really change.
04:19And that kid was determined to reclaim the old days.
04:23I should have seen it coming.
04:25A classic swirly.
04:27But something went wrong.
04:29The toilet was broken, you see.
04:34And just like that, I was gone forever.
04:37Or so he thought.
04:38For a second.
04:40Then the unbelievable happened.
04:48That's right.
04:49I survived.
04:50Some sort of magic.
04:52Perhaps the power of revenge had saved me.
04:55At least part of me.
04:57And I began to sing.
05:03He panicked.
05:04I would have too.
05:05It was pretty nightmarish.
05:07So he did what anyone would have done.
05:09But it wasn't enough.
05:11Though I was gone from his home.
05:13I wasn't truly gone.
05:16It turns out flushing me just sent me from toilet to toilet.
05:22There was no permanent way to get rid of me.
05:24It was fun.
05:26Pranking people the way they pranked me for all those years.
05:30But eventually I started feeling resentful.
05:33I was trapped in this toilet.
05:35Cemented to walls.
05:37Flushed.
05:38Endlessly.
05:39So, I decided to try something.
05:46I wondered if I could force others to join me.
05:50Skibidi.
05:52And it worked.
05:53I continued to claim victims.
05:57With each one I grew stronger.
06:02Then I realized my power was being wasted.
06:05Stuck here singing and scaring innocent bystanders.
06:09It was my turn to get true revenge.
06:11Once I'd gotten powerful enough.
06:14I freed myself and my brethren.
06:17I commanded us to go forth.
06:19And attack!
06:35Attack!
06:38It was incredible.
06:39Finally our power would be seen by everyone.
06:43Including a special someone.
06:45Silly human.
06:47He thought he was brave.
06:48Recording everything as if he could do something to stop it.
06:52He even brought that stupid little camera.
06:57He loved keeping swirlies.
06:59Let's see how he liked getting them.
07:04He didn't deserve to be part of our army.
07:07He could go live out his life as a freak.
07:09Just like us.
07:10But I should not have let him get away.
07:12Because while I amassed my army.
07:15A resistance formed.
07:19That awful bully started an underground group of anarchists.
07:23Bent on fighting back.
07:25Not that they were any good.
07:35They simply weren't a match for us.
07:37And so they began to run experiments.
07:40The cameraman managed to replicate his transformation.
07:43Giving new life and new powers to the members of his resistance.
07:47And suddenly the battle shifted.
07:50It was a massacre.
07:52We were outnumbered and outmatched.
07:54My revolution stopped in its tracks.
07:56We were forced to retreat.
07:58To regroup and plot our revenge.
08:00Biding our time.
08:02Letting our powers intensify and grow.
08:04Until eventually.
08:06We were strong enough to strike back.
08:09And that day is now.
08:11We are here.
08:12More powerful than ever.
08:14Enacting an ambush designed to wipe you.
08:16Camera scum.
08:17Off the face of the earth for good.
08:21Over my dead body.
08:23I'm fine with that.
08:34God bless you.
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