00:003, 2, 1!
00:15What the?
00:16I don't like the looks of that!
00:22Why'd you have to teleport a guy when he's on the toilet?
00:32He's so vulnerable!
00:33What the heck?
00:34Where am I?
00:35I gotta get out of here!
00:36I'm not cut out for war!
00:37I'll take playtime co-op or this any day!
00:38No time to stand around!
00:39What?
00:40There's...
00:41Toilet...
00:42Head...
00:43Fangs...
00:44That's horrifying!
00:45Skibbity, skibbity!
00:54And they sing.
00:55Of course they do.
00:56Uh-oh!
00:57Really didn't expect laser beams to be coming out from singing toilets with human heads,
01:06but I guess every universe is different.
01:09Wait!
01:10Skibbity, skibbity!
01:11How are you doing that?
01:15Let me go, you freak!
01:18I got you, kid.
01:21Thanks, man.
01:22I...
01:23Your head!
01:24What kind of game is this?
01:26This world is no game.
01:28It's war.
01:29Men!
01:30Retreat!
01:31They've outnumbered us!
01:33You too, son.
01:34Get moving.
01:37You'll have to tell me twice!
01:45So, are those hats or your...
01:48Actual heads.
01:49And those toilets, what are they?
01:52The Skibbity toilets.
01:54Our mortal enemies.
01:56Huh?
01:57Do toilets and cameras have some sort of secret rivalry I don't know about?
02:01We do in this world.
02:02Well, they don't in mine.
02:04I don't know what this place is, but I need to get out of here.
02:07I'm just a normal human.
02:09I don't belong here.
02:10You say you were transported to this dimension?
02:13Yeah.
02:14One minute I was, uh...
02:16Using the restroom, and the next...
02:18Whoosh!
02:19I landed here.
02:20It seems you too have been the victim of the Skibbity toilets' dark power.
02:24If you came from a different universe, that means they're learning.
02:27Learning to infiltrate and overtake other worlds.
02:30This is not good.
02:33The singing toilets want to take over worlds?
02:35You truly know nothing.
02:38As you've seen, they're not normal toilets.
02:42They're monsters.
02:46They kidnap and transform humans to turn into their minions.
02:49To form armies.
02:51And their goal?
02:52Transform everyone in sight.
02:54You see, their leader.
02:56He wanted revenge on humanity for years of mockery and disrespect.
03:00And with every transformation, he grew stronger.
03:03But soon he realized there simply weren't enough toilets to transform everyone.
03:07So to enact his revenge...
03:10Skibbity!
03:12He launched an attack on the world.
03:18Attack!
03:20He survived.
03:21And those of us that did formed this resistance.
03:24We became cameramen.
03:25Developed new, powerful technology.
03:27And use it and everything we can to fight back.
03:31But the powers those toilets possess is far beyond anything we've come up with so far.
03:36That's crazy.
03:37Do you think that advanced technology you mentioned could send me home?
03:41It's likely.
03:42But first, you might be of use to us.
03:45Well yeah, it's not like I'm gonna go join those freaky toilets.
03:48And we'll make sure of that.
03:49Hey, let me go! I'm on your side!
03:53Don't worry. We know.
03:56What are you doing?
03:57Making you one of us.
04:00No, wait!
04:02Stop!
04:14I said I was on your side!
04:15You didn't need to do this!
04:17Think of it as a uniform.
04:19Now, as for what you'll be helping us with...
04:23Whoa!
04:24That's one big speaker.
04:26If you blasted music out of that...
04:28It would likely have the power to shatter... porcelain.
04:31That's genius! Why haven't you used it yet?
04:34You see, we've tried a lot of different weapons.
04:39But none have proven effective.
04:43Brute force does no good against them.
04:45But we think this will finally get the job done.
04:47The only downside is...
04:51We don't have a strong enough power source.
04:53That's where you come in.
04:55Why me?
04:56The activity toilets haven't seen you yet.
04:58You'll break into their base, steal their generator, and bring it back.
05:02Are you sure they won't recognize me?
05:04We have a disguise, just in case.
05:06Geez, flattering.
05:08You really think this is good enough to fool them?
05:10Those toilets are idiots, trust me.
05:12Now come on, we can reach their base through here.
05:17Through the sewer?
05:19Get used to it.
05:21Don't be suspicious. You're a toilet.
05:23This doesn't phase you.
05:24I never really was a good actor, you know.
05:27Well, break a leg.
05:30Skibbity, skibbity, skibbity.
05:31Halt!
05:32Who goes there?
05:34Uh, it's just me.
05:36Another disgusting toilet monster like you.
05:39And where are you going?
05:41Um, our base, of course.
05:45Skibbity, skibbity.
05:48Skibbity, skibbity.
05:50Why?
05:52My, uh, seat needs polishing.
06:00Ah, yep, that's it.
06:02I thought I noticed something different about you.
06:04Carry on.
06:06See? Morons. Just like I said.
06:08Let's go.
06:11This will lead you up there.
06:13I can't go any further.
06:14Just act natural and you'll be fine.
06:16Well, natural for a toilet monster, that is.
06:19But what if...
06:20Ah!
06:26All right, act natural.
06:30Skibbity, skibbity, bop bop.
06:32Yes, skibbity.
06:35I think that's what we're looking for.
06:39All right.
06:40Just gotta... take it.
06:47That wasn't so bad.
06:49Uh-oh.
06:51Let's hope having legs gets me a speed advantage.
06:53Player, throw me the generator before they steal it back.
06:56Got it.
07:00Pull me up with you.
07:03Sorry, player.
07:04You've served me well.
07:06You got me what I needed.
07:07So I'm done with you.
07:09Bye.
07:11No, you traitor!
07:13I've got no way to fight back.
07:15Other than...
07:18Hey! You want a sing-off?
07:20I'll give you a sing-off!
07:40I honestly didn't expect that to work.
07:42But it gives me an idea.
07:43All I need is that generator back.
07:52I'm never going to stop the Skibbity Toilet Army with music like that.
07:55I gotta get up there with my microphone and...
08:03Titan Speaker Man!
08:04Play my song as loud as you can!
08:12TITAN SPEAKER MAN
08:43TITAN SPEAKER MAN
08:47Yes! It worked!
08:49It actually worked!
08:50It sure did.
08:52Welcome to the Resistance, player.
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