00:00No, no, no, no!
00:10What's happening? Why can't we move?
00:23Wait, leave this one for me.
00:26I have special plans for him.
00:29Don't fret, friend.
00:31I'm not going to kill you.
00:33Well, yet.
00:34First, I want to tell you my story.
00:38You see, I was not always the television-faced man I am today.
00:42In fact, I grew up as a human child.
00:45Ordinary in every way.
00:47Except for one.
00:49It was sick.
00:52Hey, I was watching that!
00:54I'm sorry to disturb you, but I'm afraid I need to show you something.
00:58Something important.
00:59You see this right here?
01:01That's a brain tumor we found at the back of your head.
01:03Your best chance at survival would be for us to remove it,
01:06but unfortunately, until we're able to shrink it down to a more manageable size,
01:10it's just too risky.
01:12You're going to be stuck here in the hospital for quite some time.
01:16Just like that, my youth was taken from me.
01:19But, in a cruel twist of fate,
01:22my illness wouldn't even end up being my biggest source of pain.
01:26You see, I was an only child,
01:28and both of my parents had to work two jobs in order to pay my medical bills.
01:32So, it was the loneliness that truly hurt me the most.
01:36No friends. No family.
01:39No source of joy.
01:41In fact, the only time I would ever feel any kind of happiness
01:44was when I was watching my little TV set.
01:49Trapped in that bed, I'd watch television day and night.
01:54Everything from game shows, soap operas,
01:58even sports, believe it or not.
02:02I'd watch just about anything to keep my mind off of the sickness.
02:07Eventually, the doctors gave me some excellent news.
02:11Hey, what gives?
02:14Sorry to interrupt your show, but I have your most recent test results.
02:17Look, see for yourself.
02:19It's your tumor. It's shrunk.
02:21We should be able to perform the operation on it first thing tomorrow morning.
02:24I couldn't believe it.
02:26I was going to get to leave the hospital,
02:28and then I would get to live the life I had always deserved,
02:31I'd always wanted.
02:33Or at least, that's what I thought.
02:35We now interrupt this programming to give you a breaking news update.
02:38A strange new species of sentient Taurus has invaded our city.
02:42The creatures are causing pure chaos,
02:44attacking civilians and destroying buildings.
02:47Oh no, that can't be good.
02:52What's happening down there?
02:54The streets were crawling with the strange new toilet creatures.
03:00I knew that if I stayed in the hospital room, that the toilets would find me.
03:04And eventually, they did.
03:21Skibbity?
03:28Are they gone? Is it safe?
03:32Skibbity!
03:33Skibbity's had me completely cornered.
03:36There was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
03:38So I clung to my TV set, waiting for my inevitable demise.
03:42Then, the most incredible thing happened.
03:52Suddenly, I felt strong.
03:54I felt more alive than I'd ever felt before.
03:56It was incredible.
03:59These creatures, they were afraid of me.
04:02No one had ever been afraid of me before.
04:04I'd always just been a nobody.
04:06Things are about to be very different now.
04:10I was in charge of my own destiny for the first time.
04:13And I liked it.
04:22I was in total control.
04:24I felt powerful.
04:26I felt like I could take over the entire world if I wanted to.
04:34Which, finally, leads me back to you.
04:38You see, I've been waiting for this moment for a very long time.
04:43I've been waiting for this moment for a very long time.
04:47You see, I've been waiting for this moment for a very, very long time, Skibbity.
04:53Finally, I get to subject one of you to the very same pain I had inflicted upon me all those years ago.
05:01I'm going to make you stare at this screen until I come to the conclusion that you've suffered just as much as I did.
05:08And then, only then, once you're desperate for all of it to end, I will turn the screen off and let you die.
05:18Oh, yeah? Well, not if I have anything to say about it.
05:23Oh, you insolent little latrine! You're going to pay for this.
05:27Let's get out of here before old Flatscreen gets his monitor back on.
05:32Get back here!
05:34But I still don't understand. Who are you? And where did you get those six shades from?
05:40I'm part of a secret band of Skibbity operatives specifically designed to fight against our TV-headed enemies.
05:49Here, try these on.
05:51Whoa-ho-ho! These are awesome! How do I look?
05:55Never better.
05:58What's the plan? We're not about to fight these guys, are we?
06:02Charge!
06:15Oh, boy. Stay away from me. Stay away from me!
06:19Stay away from me. Stay away from me!
06:26You cracked my ball.
06:28Uh-oh.
06:30Incoming!
06:32You saved me!
06:36Duh. Pretty light. Can't move.
06:43Oh, you silly little Skibbity. You really thought you could get away from me by using just a simple pair of eyewear?
06:50Oh, I bet you feel like a real fool now.
06:53Hope you enjoyed your short-lived life, Skibbity. Lord knows I didn't get to enjoy mine.
07:04What have you done to me?! My head! My beautiful monitor head! It's cracked!
07:11Whoa, did you break his screen? I can't believe you actually saved me. That was so brave of you.
07:17Yeah, well, I couldn't have done it without your shades. Here, you look better with these on. Now come on, let's get out of here.
07:25Oh, you may have won the battle, Skibbity, but you have not won the war. This is far from over. It's very far from over, I tell you!
07:42If you thought I was tough to defeat with one monitor, prepare to face five!
07:52I won't go back to being weak again. I am strong. I am powerful. I am...
08:00K.C. Man!
08:11K.C. Man
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