00:00At this point, it's hard to remember when, or even how, the war started.
00:06No one thought a simple head in a toilet would turn into this much violence, this much bloodshed.
00:14It was a bloody, bloody massacre.
00:16Though they fought seriously and courageously, armed men were dropping like flies.
00:21No! Not like this! Not like this!
00:34Some days we appeared victorious. Others, the Skivities were clearly winning.
00:43This was one of those days. The Skivity toilets had simply outnumbered us.
00:47We knew our normal army wasn't enough to take down this wave of Skivity toilets.
00:51We were determined to turn the tide of the war, so we had to bring out our secret weapon.
00:56Hulking massive versions of ourselves with technological improvements we thought only existed in our dreams.
01:04We called them Titans.
01:06A different Titan existed for each of us.
01:08TV men, speaker men, cameraman.
01:12These mechanical behemoths, they were destined to be our salvation.
01:16A way to even the odds against the toilet Kreegans.
01:24But they needed pilots, our bravest soldiers at peak physical conditioning, trained for battle.
01:30With the power of our brand new Titans, they were sure to give the Skivity toilets a taste of their own medicine.
01:36And hopefully even more, because just as we became more and more advanced...
01:41Skivity bop bop!
01:43The Skivities continued to grow in power as well, their thirst for bloodshed rising and rising.
01:48The fun was finally beginning, and the end was in sight.
01:52You ready, pal?
01:54I was born ready.
01:58Skivity!
02:05Yes! It's working! Keep at it, boys! We're sure to take them out at this rate!
02:09Roger, roger that!
02:11The Titans did just what I knew they could.
02:13It was exactly what they were made for.
02:15They fulfilled their purpose.
02:17They wiped out all the Skivity toilet minions with ease.
02:21Good job, boys. These Skivities are toast.
02:24Of course, not all Skivity toilets are basic goons.
02:27But at least for a moment, the balance had shifted in our favor.
02:30We were more powerful than thousands of Skivity toilets combined.
02:34Uh, what is that?
02:36That is until they revealed their own secret weapon.
02:39What on earth is...
02:42What is that monster?
02:44I've never seen anything like that.
02:49Men, we don't know what that thing can do. Stay away from it at all costs.
02:53Heck no. I'm not going down without a fight.
02:56Me neither. There's no way that thing's stronger than us.
02:59You want a piece of me?
03:05What do I do? It's malfunctioning!
03:08Get out of there! It's overheating!
03:10Speaker Man, catch me!
03:17Don't worry. I've got your back. Just...
03:20No!
03:28The Titans are down. I repeat, Titans are down. What do we do?
03:33Leave it to me. I should be able to control them remotely.
03:36Well, what do we do? We're useless without our Titans.
03:39Unfortunately, I think that may be true.
03:41As long as I'm here to control them, though, we might have a fighting shot, but...
03:45Oh no!
03:47They're trying to get into the base!
03:49If they get in here and kill me, the Skivities will get control of the Titans.
03:52And with them combined alongside that thing, we're dead meat!
03:55You need to wipe them out before they breach our security. Can you do that?
03:59Roger that. You keep us safe from that big guy, and we'll keep you safe from the little guys.
04:04But we couldn't take them out without the Titans.
04:06How are we supposed to do it on our own? We don't even have weapons.
04:10Sure we do.
04:13Right. But the base is still miles away. We'll never make it in time on foot.
04:18Way ahead of you!
04:20Top in, loser. We're going Skivity hunting.
04:24I've never had to do this before, but I've built them. Hopefully I can figure it out.
04:28Luckily, I put in some backup features. You can never be too careful.
04:35All right, Titans. Let's see what you're really capable of.
04:53Can't this thing go any faster?
04:55I got the pedal to the metal, man. What else do you want from me?
04:58Better driving would be nice. The Titans will be scrap metal by the time we arrive.
05:03Listen, man. I'm worried about the Titans, too. But we're going as fast as possible.
05:07And being negative isn't helping anything. You just gotta believe, okay?
05:12You're right. I'm sorry.
05:14Good. Now hold on!
05:18Nothing's working! Titan TV-Man is getting tossed around like nothing!
05:22This Skivity thing is relentless! How are you guys holding up?
05:25We made it all the way back to base, but the place is already overrun.
05:28Our best bet is to keep them out of your lab.
05:31Speaker-Man!
05:34That good enough for ya?
05:35Duck!
05:40I think we might be able to make this work after all.
05:42They won't know what hit them.
05:44Don't get cocky now! Look where they're going!
05:48They're heading for the lab! Come on!
05:50Skivity-bop-bop!
06:01Come on! I've gotta shake them!
06:07Yes! Pretty good for not being much of a gamer.
06:10Huh? Guys, you gotta hurry up! They're gonna break in any second!
06:15Hey, Freaks! Lookie here!
06:17If you want inside the lab, you'll have to go through us!
06:24Guys, I know you got your hands full out there, but you need to know something.
06:27What is it?
06:28There's two entrances into the lab.
06:30They've managed to find the secret back door, and they're almost through!
06:34We're on it!
06:40Man down! Man down!
06:42It's okay. We've still got Ty and Speaker-Man as long as those toilets don't find a way in.
06:48Stay away from me!
06:53Skivity-bop-bop!
06:56Oh, yes, yes!
07:00No! The Ty and Speaker-Man is a sitting duck!
07:03He's dead without me to control him!
07:07Skivity...
07:10It's all over. The Titans, my life's work, ruined.
07:25Not if we have anything to say about it!
07:32Fire the plasma beam! Now!
07:41The Titans! They're destroyed!
07:43Yes, but so is the Skivity.
07:46I'm sorry, Camera Scientist. I know how much the Titans meant to you.
07:49You spent years constructing them.
07:51None of that matters now.
07:53All that's important is that we get to live and fight another day.
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